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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: billdoor on February 06, 2012, 08:17:53 pm

Title: Travelling in icy conditions
Post by: billdoor on February 06, 2012, 08:17:53 pm

A government warning said anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel,blankets,sleeping bag,extra clothing (including scarf,hat and gloves).24 hour supply of food and drink,de-icer,rock salt,torch(with spare batteries). Safty triangle,tow rope,1st aid kit,jump leads... I looked a right t**t on the bus this morning.

Title: Re: Travelling in icy conditions
Post by: billdoor on February 06, 2012, 08:23:23 pm

I was staring at this young lad on the train home lsst night when he said \" what you looking at?\"


I replied \" 6 to 8 years depending on how hard you struggle\"

That shut him up!

Title: Re: Travelling in icy conditions
Post by: Donnywolf on February 08, 2012, 09:37:58 pm

The travel one that used to make me laugh was any time there was likely to be a huge volume of traffic - for example on the M5 heading for the West Country on Summer Saturdays

Police advice is to \"stagger your journey\" but ffs you only know when YOU are going and not all the other f****rs - so how do you do THAT ?