Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: CusworthRovers on February 25, 2012, 12:17:21 pm
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I'll never forget that special day. There she was walking down the aisle towards me, I knew she belonged to me. I was getting excited and my heart was racing faster. I wanted her to move quicker. I wanted it to happen so bad. 'Get up this aisle my love, get up this bloody aisle' I was muttering under my breath. Eventually she was stood right next to me. It was a breathtaking moment. I gave her a wink and a nice smile and said 'get those 2 last boxes of Stella in that trolley fatty, they're buy one get one free'
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Here's one for you Cussie.....
Three old ladies named Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flahser approached from across the park.
The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.
Gertrude immediately had a stroke.
Then Maude also had a stroke.
But Tilly, bless her heart, being older and more feeble, couldn't quite reach that far.
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Took my terminally ill friend to Switzerland for an assisted suicide. Just got there for brekkie where the sick chuffs were serving cheerios