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Title: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 14, 2012, 10:56:21 am
Can anyone answer the quaestion as to whether they record calls is you use this service?

http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/tax-evasion/hotline.htm

You can report anonymously but Im dubious as to whether they record your call if you ring them.

I am aware of an individual making 25-30,000 profit a year from buying and selling at makets and declaring nothing....in fact they probably claim that in benefits as well. About time they made some contribution to soceity as they are clearly fit to work.....needs to be truly anonymous reporting though.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Filo on March 14, 2012, 11:55:26 am
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For your own safety:

    do not actively seek further information about the crime you are reporting on or any other criminal activity
    ensure that no one else knows you are passing information to us
    do not encourage others to commit a crime or become involved in an offence so that you can give us more information



I think you`ve ignored the second point of the safety advice they give you! :facepalm:
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 14, 2012, 12:09:04 pm
Quote from: \"Filo\" post=226721
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For your own safety:

    do not actively seek further information about the crime you are reporting on or any other criminal activity
    ensure that no one else knows you are passing information to us
    do not encourage others to commit a crime or become involved in an offence so that you can give us more information



I think you`ve ignored the second point of the safety advice they give you! :facepalm:


Seen as I have mentioned neither a name or location I hardly think I have risked anything by asking a reasonably straightfoward question.

The individual in question would certainly never frequent this forum....or know anyone who does.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on March 14, 2012, 12:29:11 pm
Having worked for HMRC, and being trained to answer any calls that come direct tome instead of ther hotline, I can tell yuo that the calls are not audio recorded, the details are taken down by hand. HMRC cannot record calls without the awareness and agreement of the other person on the line and having to make that announcement at the start of a call will mean a lot of phones calls ending very quickly...
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 14, 2012, 12:54:39 pm
Quote from: \"Glyn_Wigley\" post=226732
Having worked for HMRC, and being trained to answer any calls that come direct tome instead of ther hotline, I can tell yuo that the calls are not audio recorded, the details are taken down by hand. HMRC cannot record calls without the awareness and agreement of the other person on the line and having to make that announcement at the start of a call will mean a lot of phones calls ending very quickly...


Thank you...sorted then.

Though I will ask them just to confirm when I ring in the morning.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: I-was-there1976 on March 14, 2012, 05:16:18 pm
contact The Sun instead

more chance of something getting done about it
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: jonnydog on March 14, 2012, 05:49:45 pm
5 GAS LIGHTERS A POUND!! :coat:
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on March 14, 2012, 06:23:46 pm
Quote from: \"jonnydog\" post=226778
5 GAS LIGHTERS A POUND!! :coat:


And they were usually smuggled by a certain Northern Irish political 'organisation' - as were/are cheap fags smuggled on a commercial scale. So all those of you who bought/buy cheap smuggled fags thinking you've got one over the government were/are in actual fact funding said 'organisation'. Sleep well.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: donnyproletarian on March 14, 2012, 07:50:07 pm
Thanks for the tip.As a consiencious tax payer i have felt it my public duty to report someone i know who as made a few quid on the side over the years .Her name is Liz and she lives at Buckingham palace.I think she runs a scam heading a church,overturning demacratically elected governments and making speeches around xmas time .I cant prove it but she might also be into animal porn judging by the way those corgis walk.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: donnyroversfc on March 14, 2012, 08:14:22 pm
Quote from: \"donnyproletarian\" post=226800
Thanks for the tip.As a consiencious tax payer i have felt it my public duty to report someone i know who as made a few quid on the side over the years .Her name is Liz and she lives at Buckingham palace.I think she runs a scam heading a church,overturning demacratically elected governments and making speeches around xmas time .I cant prove it but she might also be into animal porn judging by the way those corgis walk.


:laugh: :laugh:


What is it that the queen actually does? i cant stand the old bint, or any of the royal family for that matter!!
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 14, 2012, 08:27:17 pm
Quote from: \"donnyroversfc\" post=226801
Quote from: \"donnyproletarian\" post=226800
Thanks for the tip.As a consiencious tax payer i have felt it my public duty to report someone i know who as made a few quid on the side over the years .Her name is Liz and she lives at Buckingham palace.I think she runs a scam heading a church,overturning demacratically elected governments and making speeches around xmas time .I cant prove it but she might also be into animal porn judging by the way those corgis walk.


:laugh: :laugh:


What is it that the queen actually does? i cant stand the old bint, or any of the royal family for that matter!!


Oh I dont know...bringing millions in in tourism alone year after year...a great ambassador for Britain in foreign countries - the majority of the world envy our Royal Family.

Im amazed you can't stand any member of the Royal Family as Im assuming you've met very very few of them.

Please tell me, rather than the Royal Family what should we have in its place, and while we are at it - what to do with Buckingham Palace etc? Turn it into some form of Drug rehab centre?

An interesting blog for those that want to read it...that shows the Royal Family actually turn a profit for UK PLC.....

http://blog.cgpgrey.com/the-true-cost-of-the-royal-family/
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: donnyproletarian on March 14, 2012, 08:50:40 pm
Royal family facts

1 Republics like France with no royal family have a bigger tourist turover

2 Ive met 2 . Actually nice folk down to earth and all that .Its not personal but political .The army swears allegance to the crown not parliment .In theory they could be used to overturn a democratic elected government with a socialist mandate .ie, australian labour government 1975.

3 I would replace the power of perogative with an elected chair as advocated by T Benn

4 They could use some of there unpaid tax to pay their staff a living wage

5 The palace could be turned into a refuge for disadvantaged corgis or better still a rehab centre for ex public school boys who have been institutionally abused with forced segregation of the sexes ander maternal deprivation syndrome .Ime sure most of them would be classified on the psychopathy checklist .
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Dagenham Rover on March 14, 2012, 09:43:28 pm
Quote from: \"donnyproletarian\" post=226808
Royal family facts

1 Republics like France with no royal family have a bigger tourist turover

2 Ive met 2 . Actually nice folk down to earth and all that .Its not personal but political .The army swears allegance to the crown not parliment .In theory they could be used to overturn a democratic elected government with a socialist mandate .ie, australian labour government 1975.

3 I would replace the power of perogative with an elected chair as advocated by T Benn

4 They could use some of there unpaid tax to pay their staff a living wage

5 The palace could be turned into a refuge for disadvantaged corgis or better still a rehab centre for ex public school boys who have been institutionally abused with forced segregation of the sexes ander maternal deprivation syndrome .Ime sure most of them would be classified on the psychopat
hy checklist .



Actually if I remember right its \"Queen/King and Country\"
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: German Rover on March 14, 2012, 10:08:02 pm
Quote from: \"Dagenham.Rover\" post=226820
Quote from: \"donnyproletarian\" post=226808
Royal family facts

1 Republics like France with no royal family have a bigger tourist turover

2 Ive met 2 . Actually nice folk down to earth and all that .Its not personal but political .The army swears allegance to the crown not parliment .In theory they could be used to overturn a democratic elected government with a socialist mandate .ie, australian labour government 1975.

3 I would replace the power of perogative with an elected chair as advocated by T Benn

4 They could use some of there unpaid tax to pay their staff a living wage

5 The palace could be turned into a refuge for disadvantaged corgis or better still a rehab centre for ex public school boys who have been institutionally abused with forced segregation of the sexes ander maternal deprivation syndrome .Ime sure most of them would be classified on the psychopat
hy checklist .



Actually if I remember right its \"Queen/King and Country\"


nope I swore allegiance to the queen and her heirs, the government can b*llocks
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on March 14, 2012, 10:17:38 pm
Quote from: \"Thinwhiteduke\" post=226805
Quote from: \"donnyroversfc\" post=226801

Oh I dont know...bringing millions in in tourism alone year after year...a great ambassador for Britain in foreign countries - the majority of the world envy our Royal Family.

Im amazed you can't stand any member of the Royal Family as Im assuming you've met very very few of them.

Please tell me, rather than the Royal Family what should we have in its place, and while we are at it - what to do with Buckingham Palace etc? Turn it into some form of Drug rehab centre?

An interesting blog for those that want to read it...that shows the Royal Family actually turn a profit for UK PLC.....

http://blog.cgpgrey.com/the-true-cost-of-the-royal-family/


1. Ah, the age-old 'tourism' crap. Any proof of how much money the Royal family (ie the people, NOT the buildings) bring in in tourist money as a proportion of all tourist money? Thought not, nobody ever proves that statement with any evidence, they just expect everybody to accept it as fact.

2. What would I have in place of the Royal Family? Easy - nothing, they're completely superfluous. As for 'superb ambassadors', two words - Prince Andrew. What a star, well worth the money, eh?

3. Buckingham Palace? Open it to the public. It belongs to the state and not the Royal Family anyway. Make it earn the money it really ought to.

4. The blog is completely useless as it is written by a stupid yank who hasn't got the wit to realise the difference between 'The Monarch' and 'The Crown'. All the land that he goes on about raising the money that he says the Royal family 'voluntarily' gives to the state belongs to 'The Crown' (ie the 'job' and not the person holding it) and should Britain ever abolish the position of 'The Crown' would revert back to the state and not to the members of the Royal Family ie we would still get the profit from the land whether there was a monarch or not. So they are in reality 'volunteering' to give us money we'd get anyway. Not exactly 'profit', is it? The monarch actually personally owns surprisingly little of what people generally think they own - Sandringham, Balmoral, possibly Osborne House (not sure about that one), just about all the other residences belong to 'The Crown' and not them.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: DubaiRover on March 15, 2012, 07:16:54 am
give them my phone number if you want, f**k them, I paid 40% tax when I was in the uk, plus council tax and all the other taxes, excluding the lottery (tax on the stupid) Your taxes are just a theft tax.
WAKE UP MUPPETS.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 15, 2012, 08:16:31 am
Quote from: \"DubaiRover\" post=226853
give them my phone number if you want, fcuk them, I paid 40% tax when I was in the uk, plus council tax and all the other taxes, excluding the lottery (tax on the stupid) Your taxes are just a theft tax.
WAKE UP MUPPETS.


Give whom your phone number? Why and what is it?
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: jucyberry on March 15, 2012, 09:19:34 am
Sandringham DOESN'T belong to the crown, it is the royal families private residence. They bought it in 1868..
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: ravenrover on March 15, 2012, 11:15:02 am
Quote from: \"donnyproletarian\" post=226808
Royal family facts

1 Republics like France with no royal family have a bigger tourist turover

2 Ive met 2 . Actually nice folk down to earth and all that .Its not personal but political .The army swears allegance to the crown not parliment .In theory they could be used to overturn a democratic elected government with a socialist mandate .ie, australian labour government 1975.

3 I would replace the power of perogative with an elected chair as advocated by T Benn :chair: :chair:

4 They could use some of there unpaid tax to pay their staff a living wage

5 The palace could be turned into a refuge for disadvantaged corgis or better still a rehab centre for ex public school boys who have been institutionally abused with forced segregation of the sexes ander maternal deprivation syndrome .Ime sure most of them would be classified on the psychopathy checklist .


Most of them have slightly better weather as well ie The Med countries
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: jucyberry on March 15, 2012, 11:23:04 am
Anyway, many, many of the staff live in estate houses. For life. My uncle and aunt are eighty and are still living in the estate house they have been in for the past 30 years. They are looked after, still get invited to the Xmas do's at Sandringham.

I would not want to lose the Royal family, I don't begrudge them one iota. I think that the people who get their knickers in a twist about a family they will in all probability never meet perhaps have too much time on their hands. Personally I have enough to think about with my own to think about strangers habbits, even royal ones.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on March 15, 2012, 11:41:13 am
Quote from: \"jucyberry\" post=226865
Sandringham DOESN'T belong to the crown, it is the royal families private residence. They bought it in 1868..


That's what I said.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: RTID75 on March 15, 2012, 01:17:33 pm
Get rid of the lot of them. Makes me sick to think my taxes help pay for their lavish and disgusting lifestyle.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 15, 2012, 01:40:54 pm
Quote from: \"RTID75\" post=226888
Get rid of the lot of them. Makes me sick to think my taxes help pay for their lavish and disgusting lifestyle.


I bet you really miss that 70p a year burden they put on your pocket eh? ;)
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: jucyberry on March 15, 2012, 03:35:02 pm
I'm beginning to think my new glasses aren't working properly, either that are my brain is reading different to my eyes..lol, Sorry Glyn.. :)

I think I read too many readers comments in the mail, I don't know why I do it really, they are so vile it only raises my blood pressure. They are so anti royalist.. the older I get it works the other way, the more I like them.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on March 15, 2012, 04:34:02 pm
I'm not anti the people I'm anti the position, it's completelty anachronistic.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: RTID75 on March 15, 2012, 07:46:15 pm
Quote from: \"Thinwhiteduke\" post=226891
Quote from: \"RTID75\" post=226888
Get rid of the lot of them. Makes me sick to think my taxes help pay for their lavish and disgusting lifestyle.


I bet you really miss that 70p a year burden they put on your pocket eh? ;)


I begrudge every bloody penny of it. You ought to be able to opt out of tax to pay for the royals.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: River Don on March 15, 2012, 08:01:04 pm
Rich people will always tell you that their being rich is good for you. Just sayin.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: RobTheRover on March 15, 2012, 08:02:40 pm
Anyway, back on topic....

How did the \"dobbing in\" session go, TWD?
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: jucyberry on March 15, 2012, 08:36:09 pm
Now you see that's what I like about it, the continuity of an institution that runs through the very fabric of our history.
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: RobTheRover on March 15, 2012, 08:38:48 pm
Glad to be of service, Ms Jucy
Title: Re: Tax Evasion Hotline
Post by: Thinwhiteduke on March 16, 2012, 08:58:20 am
Quote from: \"RobTheRover\" post=226924
Anyway, back on topic....

How did the \"dobbing in\" session go, TWD?


Suprisingly straightfoward and feel better for doing it.

If it wipes the smug grin off their face, and they are ultimately forced to pay their dues rather than thinking they are above the system/ law - all the better.

Asked a suprisingly large number of questions re. personal info of the offending person - of which most I can answer, even as far as Facebook / Social media site profiles and whether they frequent Facebook selling pages ie. 'Things for sale in Doncaster'.