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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Glyn_Wigley on February 14, 2013, 12:47:52 pm

Title: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on February 14, 2013, 12:47:52 pm
I wonder if it's because she had the temerity to orgasm before he did?

We've all seen how angry he gets when somebody else comes first...

 :chair:
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Belle Vue Popside on February 14, 2013, 01:51:57 pm
It's not the first time a bloke has shot his load all over his girlfriends face, and imagined it was somebody else...

He has been bailed hasn't he? Hope the police have confiscated his legs, to stop him doing a runner.
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Filo on February 14, 2013, 03:12:55 pm
That's what you get for buying him slippers for valentines
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Belle Vue Popside on February 14, 2013, 03:17:46 pm
These jokes can just keep running on and on.
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Pintolager on February 14, 2013, 03:27:03 pm
It's not the first time a bloke has shot his load all over his girlfriends face, and imagined it was somebody else...



He has bought a whole new meaning to the words "Taking the missus out on Valentines Day"
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Belle Vue Popside on February 14, 2013, 03:31:26 pm
It's not the first time a bloke has shot his load all over his girlfriends face, and imagined it was somebody else...



He has bought a whole new meaning to the words "Taking the missus out on Valentines Day"

 :thumbsup:

Apparently she wouldn't have noticed Oscar sneaking up behind her.

It was the silence of the limbs.
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: phllvslc on February 14, 2013, 05:06:37 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: The Red Baron on February 14, 2013, 05:16:07 pm
His defence will be that he was legless at the time of the shooting.
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: RedJ on February 14, 2013, 05:20:17 pm
Well he's sure to go down for this. He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
Title: Re: Oscar Pestorius on trial for murdering his girlfriend...
Post by: Belle Vue Popside on February 14, 2013, 05:20:29 pm
He's innocent...

New Evidence has been found outside the house which completely acquits him of his girlfriends murder.

Footprints.