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Viking Chat => Viking Chat => Topic started by: PDX_Rover on November 09, 2013, 07:58:22 am

Title: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: PDX_Rover on November 09, 2013, 07:58:22 am

With no apologies to Heather Mills.

Title: Re: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: The Red Baron on November 09, 2013, 09:11:46 am

I heard her marriage to Paul McCartney ran into trouble when he bought her a plane for Christmas...



... and a ladyshave for the other leg!

Title: Re: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: mrfrostsdad on November 09, 2013, 09:22:08 am

Apparently, he's well fed up of his new wife...................costing him twice as much in shoes as the last one!!

Title: Re: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: mrfrostsdad on November 09, 2013, 09:23:20 am

I also heard he bought Heather a wooden leg for Christmas one year. Not as a main present, just a stocking filler!
Oh the mirth!

Title: Re: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: nightporter on November 09, 2013, 10:40:22 am

Excellent ribbing of the disabled. I look forwards to your Gay and Black jokes coming soon.

Title: Re: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: afro goal machine on November 09, 2013, 10:44:36 am

Quote from: nightporter on November 09, 2013, 10:40:22 am

Excellent ribbing of the disabled. I look forwards to your Gay and Black jokes coming soon.

Black man, disabled man and a gay walk into a bar...

Title: Re: Left leg in, left leg out....
Post by: mrfrostsdad on November 09, 2013, 01:13:08 pm

I'm sure Heather Hills - McCartney won't mind us telling a few inappropriate jokes. In fact I suspect she's still laughing every time she goes to the bank.

Unfortunately, jokes are usually about minorities in society. Gays, ethnic minorities (including Irish, Scots etc) mothers in law, etc etc. beats all the dire doom mongers  that have been posting on here today. If you're offended, my apologies