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Title: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 03, 2014, 02:38:07 pm
Betfred.

That t**t in the Supermarket when he starts dancing (or moving his body) after looking at his Betfred app. It just doesn't look right dancing like that. Just so un-natural. It makes me want to kick the TV screen in.


National Accident Helpline

Underdog aka Pasquale........ 'I've had an accident'

Blessed........ 'Get lost Underdog'

Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 03, 2014, 03:04:59 pm
I've long suspected that Joe Pasquale has an "accident" every time he coughs.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: RedJ on March 03, 2014, 03:12:00 pm
f**king hell the most annoying advert I've ever seen has to be that bas**rd hotels4u advert.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: River Don on March 03, 2014, 03:13:00 pm
Nothing annoys me more than being urged to buy anything for yow cupcake.

Could they be anymore blatant in trying to hammer home a shit catchphrase?

It used to those annoying kids telling us to get everything "from Victoria Plumb" thankfully they've relented on that one.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: GM-MarkB on March 03, 2014, 03:35:39 pm
Joan Collins flogging Snickers.......just f**k off !
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: Muttley on March 03, 2014, 03:57:34 pm
Joan Collins flogging Snickers.......just f**k off !

Are they used ones?
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: roversdude on March 03, 2014, 08:49:50 pm
Go compare were bad enough with the annoying fat bstard but have now got even worse
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: grayx on March 03, 2014, 09:04:28 pm
Them old wonga fcukas do my head in.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: Sprotyrover on March 03, 2014, 09:27:54 pm
Them old wonga fcukas do my head in.

That's how old you'll be when you've paid off the£50 loan!
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 04, 2014, 02:43:56 pm
Nothing annoys me more than being urged to buy anything for yow cupcake.

Could they be anymore blatant in trying to hammer home a shit catchphrase?

It used to those annoying kids telling us to get everything "from Victoria Plumb" thankfully they've relented on that one.

I forgot that bad boy. That one is horrendous.

I'm still enjoying the Secret Escapes one though. Can't see me ever tiring of wanting to bone that girl. Mark you, I watched American Hustle last night and that chick off there (with the breasts on display) would certainly get a good 2 minutes from me
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: Muttley on March 04, 2014, 06:12:06 pm
Nothing annoys me more than being urged to buy anything for yow cupcake.

Could they be anymore blatant in trying to hammer home a shit catchphrase?

It used to those annoying kids telling us to get everything "from Victoria Plumb" thankfully they've relented on that one.

I forgot that bad boy. That one is horrendous.

I'm still enjoying the Secret Escapes one though. Can't see me ever tiring of wanting to bone that girl. Mark you, I watched American Hustle last night and that chick off there (with the breasts on display) would certainly get a good 2 minutes from me

Shagging her twice is a bit greedy, isn't it?
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 06, 2014, 08:40:12 pm
Just seen the new Lynx 'Peace' one and that's a bit late for the Oscars.

Very deep and thought provoking, just like the Juan Sheet ads
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: scaley back rover on March 06, 2014, 09:04:00 pm
The wwf one with Ben bloody fogle in fact owt with him in it is annoying , they should have left him on that bloody island
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: RobTheRover on March 07, 2014, 10:00:35 am
Joan Collins flogging Snickers.......just f**k off !

Are they used ones?

ROFLMAO!!!!
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: wesisback on March 07, 2014, 04:23:00 pm
Any of the actors involved with the Daz "and fresh out of ideas" adverts should be taken out back and shot.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: afro goal machine on March 07, 2014, 04:26:30 pm
Any of the actors involved with the Daz "and fresh out of ideas" adverts should be taken out back and shot.

i found right said Fred to be really entertaining
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: Harrogate Rover on March 07, 2014, 11:16:36 pm
I have always despised the Halifax Building Society....they could be the best building society in the world but I wont have anything to do with them because of these stomach wrenching songs they've used in their adverts.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: River Don on March 07, 2014, 11:41:10 pm
I have always despised the Halifax Building Society....they could be the best building society in the world but I wont have anything to do with them because of these stomach wrenching songs they've used in their adverts.

That and the terrible way the business was run resulting in a £30 billion bailout by the taxpayer.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 08, 2014, 05:42:48 pm
Ah yes RD. But remember back in 2009, after every person in the country had had to dig into their pockets and sacrifice some of their future to save HBOS and others, the Halifax ran saccharine adverts saying how sorry they were and how they understood their responsibilities and how, as a gesture, they'd give every account holder a fiver.

A whole f**king fiver...
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: River Don on March 08, 2014, 10:39:00 pm
Ah yes RD. But remember back in 2009, after every person in the country had had to dig into their pockets and sacrifice some of their future to save HBOS and others, the Halifax ran saccharine adverts saying how sorry they were and how they understood their responsibilities and how, as a gesture, they'd give every account holder a fiver.

A whole f***ing fiver...

Lloyds are now giving random little 'presents' to the customers who have been forced to stay with them too despite being shat on. So that's alright then.
Title: Re: Annoying Adverts No37
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 10, 2014, 05:13:21 pm
A bit like they did with re-inventing that annoying Opera singer in the Go Compare ads....... It must be the trend now, as they have done the same with that Ladbrokes stroker. He starts out a complete imbecile type person (Kammy Kammy Kammy) and boy did we laugh our heads off, and all of a sudden he's a tough as teak (no words required) godfather type, with no warning to the watching public. Kammy is still wooden though and is up there with Rory on the Santander adverts.