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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: GM-MarkB on March 06, 2014, 04:06:23 pm

Title: Erm....??
Post by: GM-MarkB on March 06, 2014, 04:06:23 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-26456029

I can't decide whether he's mad, brave, depraved or a touch of all three  :blink:

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 06, 2014, 09:23:00 pm

It makes you wonder what position he used to perform sex with his pet canine...............(*drum roll starts*)

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: Dagenham Rover on March 06, 2014, 09:33:22 pm

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Doggy Style


well someone had too

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: CusworthRovers on March 06, 2014, 09:36:03 pm

Aaaah I see. You're obviously very knowledgable. I was thinking reverse cowboy

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: Dagenham Rover on March 06, 2014, 09:45:27 pm

I've got nowt on Nudga   :P

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Post by: Nudga on March 06, 2014, 09:49:15 pm

You pair of dog nonces, I wouldn't go near a dog for my manly needs.

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: scaley back rover on March 06, 2014, 10:15:58 pm

that bloke should be on the dangerous breeders register

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 06, 2014, 10:52:21 pm

This has got nowt on the story from Huddersfield 10 years back.

Bloke got caught on the RECEIVING end of an act of bestiality. With a pit bull. At the side of a main road.

Judge said never never before had to pass sentence in a case of a man willingly being buggered by a dog adjacent to the Queen's highway in broad daylight.

Which got me thinking at the time. Had he presided over a case of someone being unwillingly buggered in the same circumstances?

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: Filo on March 07, 2014, 08:26:19 am

Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on March 06, 2014, 10:52:21 pm

This has got nowt on the story from Huddersfield 10 years back.

Bloke got caught on the RECEIVING end of an act of bestiality. With a pit bull. At the side of a main road.

Judge said never never before had to pass sentence in a case of a man willingly being buggered by a dog adjacent to the Queen's highway in broad daylight.

Which got me thinking at the time. Had he presided over a case of someone being unwillingly buggered in the same circumstances?

Or had he presided over a case of someone being buggered away from the Queens Highway?

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 07, 2014, 08:28:01 am

Filo

Or willingly buggered by a pit bull at the side of the road in the dark?

Or willingly buggered at the side of the road in broad daylight by a sausage dog?

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: Filo on March 07, 2014, 08:33:06 am

He's a judge, the one he describes is probably the only variant of the act that he hasn't witnessed, he was probably disappointed more than disgusted

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 07, 2014, 08:38:23 am

There you go. I knew I wasn't imagining it.

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=print_topic;f=16;t=001067

Title: Re: Erm....??
Post by: RobTheRover on March 07, 2014, 09:44:52 am

Does anyone remember the story a few years ago of the bloke (in Lincolnshire I think) who was fettling a goat in a field when a train pulled up at points right next to him?

Edit : I knew I hadn't made it up.  http://news.sky.com/story/85759/disgusting-goat-sex-man-jailed