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Title: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: CusworthRovers on April 18, 2014, 11:12:52 am
Just an update on his current medical status.



The Jellyfish is improving slightly



......would anybody be happy to piss on Dave?
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: jucyberry on April 18, 2014, 02:19:24 pm
I see he uttered the most concise sensible and fact filled speech of his tenure...ouch, ouch, ouch!

If only he made half as much sense during PMQ's.......................
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: Filo on April 18, 2014, 02:21:00 pm
Serves him right for ignoring advice!
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: Sprotyrover on April 19, 2014, 09:47:08 am
Pity Jellyfish isn't classed as an animal in law otherwise Cameron would be up before the 'beak' for cruelty!
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: swintonrover on April 19, 2014, 03:39:10 pm
I didn't think weak spineless creatures would attack each other...
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: CusworthRovers on April 19, 2014, 07:45:18 pm
They'll attack anybody to satisfy their greed.


George Osborne's best man was feeling a tad vulnerable, so bought loads of shares in the Royal Mail. All of a sudden and coincidentally, Gidders' approves the sale and privatisation of said Royal Mail, and his best man makes nearly £50m from it................what a stroke of luck. Some people are just born lucky.
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: grayx on April 19, 2014, 07:53:18 pm
They'll attack anybody to satisfy their greed.


George Osborne's best man was feeling a tad vulnerable, so bought loads of shares in the Royal Mail. All of a sudden and coincidentally, Gidders' approves the sale and privatisation of said Royal Mail, and his best man makes nearly £50m from it................what a stroke of luck. Some people are just born lucky.

Yep. Total coincidence that. I'm sure "betterware boy" or IC1967  or whatever his name is (KNOB) will have an explanation though.
Title: Re: Who now likes Jellyfish?
Post by: jucyberry on April 19, 2014, 10:19:53 pm
More revelations in the papers tomorrow, from Cameron's crony and the 60mil quango, to more on the tory grandee and Elm guest house visitor..

By the time the weekend is over that little sting will be thought of with fondness by a PM on the ropes........ We can but hope anyway.