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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: nightporter on September 05, 2014, 03:07:30 pm
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Whats going on with footballers and beards lately?
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:blink: :clapping:
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Simple two words
Convert muslims
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Ah, Brian Blessed must be a die hard Muslim then as well eh?
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They're all hipsters, including Blessed of course. The oldest hipster in town.
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#nobeardsinfootball
No place for them. A good, strong 'tache, yes. But not beards
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Whats going on with footballers and beards lately?
They are playing at it ... Bring back Trevor Hockey I say
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Maybe it's a 70s thing, but I like to see a really hairy bushy one.
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Maybe it's a 70s thing, but I like to see a really hairy bushy one.
So do I...
*picture removed by self moderation*
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Not sure but saw John McGrath with one lets just say it doesn't suit him
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There's only one reason to grow a beard. To look f***ing hard! Not as some bizarre fashion statement. You grow a beard to say:
1) I cannot be arsed spending time on personal grooming of a morning, when there are enemies to disembowel and virgins to pillage.
2) I am so hard, I can even cope with the nigh-on unbearable itching that facial hair generates.
As I say, you do NOT grow a beard to be fashionable. That goes against the laws of nature.
That catastrophe that Clayton is growing is an abomination that will be brought up in post-apocalypse classrooms in caves, to teach feral kids how f***ing soft the world had gone by 2014, and how the ensuing global annihilation was simply a case of the world getting what was coming to it. He looks like a 12 year old with a tub of hair gel, magnetic paint on his chin and a bag of ginger coloured iron filings. And I bet he paid more than the GDP of a sub-Saharan country to have the f**ker styled. The t**t.
Here's an example of a what a proper mester's beard looks like. Micky Droy, c.1980. A defender so hard that had he ever gone into a tackle with Alan Little, a new universe would have emerged from the collision.
(http://i.holmesdale.net/news/1447.jpg)
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That catastrophe that Clayton is growing is an abomination that will be brought up in post-apocalypse classrooms in caves, to teach feral kids how f***ing soft the world had gone by 2014, and how the ensuing global annihilation was simply a case of the world getting what was coming to it. He looks like a 12 year old with a tub of hair gel, magnetic paint on his chin and a bag of ginger coloured iron filings. And I bet he paid more than the GDP of a sub-Saharan country to have the f***er styled. The t**t.
He grew it to raise money for the Huddersfield Town Foundation.
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Ahh, that explains it. It's the "let's do something wacky and get people to give to charity" tendency.
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That catastrophe that Clayton is growing is an abomination that will be brought up in post-apocalypse classrooms in caves, to teach feral kids how f***ing soft the world had gone by 2014, and how the ensuing global annihilation was simply a case of the world getting what was coming to it. He looks like a 12 year old with a tub of hair gel, magnetic paint on his chin and a bag of ginger coloured iron filings. And I bet he paid more than the GDP of a sub-Saharan country to have the f***er styled. The t**t.
He grew it to raise money for the Huddersfield Town Foundation.
Wouldn't it have been easier just to let someone pour a bucket of cold water over his head? Or alternatively for him to do the Great North Run?
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Even easier for him to just put some money in himself...
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You'd better ask him.
I daresay he wasn't thinking about whether or not it would wind up a bunch of miserable old farts on a Doncaster Rovers forum when he chose to do it.
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You'd better ask him.
I daresay he wasn't thinking about whether or not it would wind up a bunch of miserable old farts on a Doncaster Rovers forum when he chose to do it.
Typical footballer. No thought for other people.
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Growing a beard of that magnitude is a damn sight harder than running a half marathon or having some water chucked over you. Isn't that what charity challenges are supposed to be, something difficult? Fair play to him, even if it does look a bit daft. Just the itching alone would drive me mental after a couple of weeks.
Besides, I thought they were just massive fans of that bloke off the bake off who chucked his ice cream in the bin.
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I don't like those great big bush beards, nasty hairy things.. Nice close cropped beards are different. I do like them.....
Sideburns.. I love sideburns.. Not the Amos from Emmerdale Farm/Noddy Holder sidies, the Tim Curry in Rocky Horror show kind..Yum. :)
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What's all this about itchy beards?
I've had a beard for over ten years and I've no clue what you're talking about.
Is there a great Doncaster-beard-lice-epidemic going on that I haven't heard about?
Did somebody forget to get dipped after their last trip to Oakwell? :lol:
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Not sure but saw John McGrath with one lets just say it doesn't suit him
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Aye, I told him he looked like a Russian sailor.
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Must've been the beginning of the Beard Renaissance.
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I have to admit, I agree with all of BST's comments made at the time.
Horrible itchy scruffy things.
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Simple two words
Convert muslims
Nearly dropped my phone when I saw his name pop up.
...Till I looked at the date.
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I think we've now passed peak beard for this generation .
Having said that, anyone who is anti-beard, are clearly jealous because they can't grow one themselves.