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Title: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 12, 2014, 12:15:41 pm
http://youtu.be/cylsLhQaPFw
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: roversdude on September 14, 2014, 09:51:07 am
Thanks Bentley put a smile on my face
For years I always thought Hot Chocolate sang 'I believe in Milko'
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: The Red Baron on September 14, 2014, 11:27:20 am
My best was Stevie Wonder's Superstition. "Thirteen months on baked beans, broke the looking glass."

Though I suppose after 13 months on baked beans you'd have enough fart power to break anything!
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: LincsRover on September 14, 2014, 06:58:30 pm
Whenever misheard lyrics are mentioned I always think of Queens 'one vision' - I swear that the end of the song is....."fried chicken!". Listen to it - I defy anyone to say it isn't!

And while we're at it - wtf was Mike Reid doing on the dance floor in thriller - "Mike Reid just walks on the dance floor" - it's there, just listen!

 :facepalm:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: roversdude on September 15, 2014, 07:49:29 am
Lincs Ive always thought it was fried chicken, just listened again and they must have had a covert deal with KFC
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: ravenrover on September 15, 2014, 12:02:54 pm
Lily Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts
"Rosemary combed her hair and took a cabbage into town"
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 15, 2014, 08:04:04 pm
Here's a bit of  poser for you; Who sang 'I wore goggles when you are not here?'
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Iberian Red on September 15, 2014, 08:16:19 pm
Biggles?
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: LincsRover on September 15, 2014, 10:18:27 pm
Here's a bit of  poser for you; Who sang 'I wore goggles when you are not here?'

That'll be Macey Gray - 'I try' - Classic love song!

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 15, 2014, 11:39:38 pm
BB

Me to my wife.

I also wore a gimp suit, a gas mask, a pair of over-sized swimming flippers and a pair of Kenny Everett massive hands. And I stuck a grapefruit injected with poppers in my mouth.
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Filo on September 15, 2014, 11:57:46 pm
I always thought Hot Chocolate's "More than a Women" was "Bald headed Women"
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: RedRover45 on September 16, 2014, 01:18:08 am
I always thought The Police released a single called Sue Lawley not So Lonely...
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Dutch Uncle on September 16, 2014, 01:33:46 pm
My wife was convinced for years that the Eagles song Hotel California had a line about 'The warm smell of Policemen'
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 16, 2014, 02:26:30 pm
I overheard my 7 year old granddaughter singing the national anthem the other day......

Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Oscar Pistorious,
God save The Queen.
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Mr Brightside on September 23, 2014, 03:39:36 pm
Mrs Brightside's a bit of a lard arse so I shouldn't have been suprised when she told me she thought The Jam were singing about "eatin' trifles" in this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG0L86DRuC8
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Filo on September 23, 2014, 05:04:27 pm
Prince charming, Adam Ant

I could never understand the line "Ridicule theres nothing to be scared of"

So I used to sing "Rinky doo theres nothing to be scared of"
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: jucyberry on September 23, 2014, 11:14:44 pm
I always thought Hot chocolate believed in merkels.. Still could be worse, they could have believed in merkins,

 I guess a merkin could be the thing for Errol Brown if he was as bald all over as he was on top......................... :whistle:

I do love the rinky doo tho Filo. :)
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: IDM on September 25, 2014, 05:25:29 pm
There's a line in Bowie's Modern Love, goes something like "church on time - makes me party" used to sound to me like "church on time - makes me vomit".

Eurythmics, Obsession "I want you so it's an obsession" sounded like "can't stop the circumcision"

I think the "fried chicken" Queen line is genuine?
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: Mike_F on September 29, 2014, 11:48:03 pm
Back in the late 90's when I was playing my Ministry of Sound Annual 2 tapes all day and night my mum was convinced that Tori Amos sang "I wanna be your coconut" in her song, "Professional Widow".

She also called The Lisa Marie Experience's song (Keep on Jumping) "Bonky Bonky" after mishearing the looped "Keep on, Keep on, Keep on" sample.

Then there's the time the missus started innocently singing "Jungle Bunny" instead of "Jungle Boogie". She was mortified when I told her the racist connotations, not least because she'd been singing the same lyric with her Indian boss in the car that afternoon.
Title: Re: Misheard song lyrics
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 30, 2014, 12:03:39 am
Juicy

Could be worse. They could believe in Merkel. M

Any road, as I've mentioned before, I had 40 years, before lyrics websites got established, thinking that Marc Bolan knew a dirty and sweet lass who had the teeth of a hydroponium.