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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 12:51:57 am

Title: Indecent proposal
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 12:51:57 am: Would you.....Give oral sex to a tramp, for £500?

As an alternative, would you wear a L**ds utd shirt all night in the pub?
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: RobTheRover on May 19, 2015, 12:54:12 am: A lady tramp?

I cant believe I'm qualifying the question.
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 12:59:55 am: Try this one then.....Would you shout "we are L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, L**ds, While thumping your heart...........For £250 grand?
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: RobTheRover on May 19, 2015, 01:04:51 am: Can I do it in a post-ironic/neanderthal piss-taking manner?
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 01:07:18 am: Would you shake Steve Evans's hand, for 25 quid?
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: drfc1951 on May 19, 2015, 02:28:28 pm: Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 01:07:18 am
Would you shake Steve Evans's hand, for 25 quid?
No but id shake by the throat,for free
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: roversontheup on May 19, 2015, 04:19:25 pm: My goodness boys. It must really be a poor news day😊
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm: Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: idler on May 19, 2015, 05:46:54 pm: Too right.
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: IDM on May 20, 2015, 01:37:39 pm: Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 12:51:57 am
Would you.....Give oral sex to a tramp, for £500?

Have you got that £500 BB? ;)

Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?

hell yes..

Plus there'd be something to use as bait for fishing etc..
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 20, 2015, 01:43:16 pm: Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?

It'd be a crime against humanity to impregnate her and have her genes pass down the generations.
Title: Re: Indecent proposal
Post by: Filo on May 20, 2015, 06:28:44 pm: Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on May 20, 2015, 01:43:16 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 19, 2015, 04:29:53 pm
Would you...... remain celibate if you were on a dessert island with Katie Hopkins?

It'd be a crime against humanity to impregnate her and have her genes pass down the generations.

You could always back door her dry!