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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: The Red Baron on July 01, 2015, 07:21:52 pm

Title: Maria Sharapova
Post by: The Red Baron on July 01, 2015, 07:21:52 pm
I wonder what sort of noise she makes when she really IS having an orgasm?
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: GazLaz on July 01, 2015, 07:35:34 pm
Wouldn't mind finding out. There would be arms and legs everywhere if I tackled her.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: essexrover on July 01, 2015, 09:11:42 pm
She was wailing like a banshee round mine last night    :)
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Iberian Red on July 01, 2015, 09:49:39 pm
I wonder what sort of noise she makes when she really IS having an orgasm?

Don't be daft!
She can't speak with her mouth full.

Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Nudga on July 01, 2015, 10:14:21 pm
I'd snap that bitch in two.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 01, 2015, 11:18:01 pm
I'd snap that bitch in two.

You seen the size of her spadger? She's built on a Brendan O'Callaghan scale.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Sammy Chung was King on July 01, 2015, 11:22:30 pm
She dunt half snore !. :chair:
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Copps is Magic on July 02, 2015, 01:36:17 pm
Lads, it's nice pretending you'll ever hear the sound of a women's orgasm isn't it.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Mike_F on July 02, 2015, 01:40:56 pm
I'd snap that bitch in two.

You seen the size of her spadger? She's built on a Brendan O'Callaghan scale.

Ah, the importance of punctuation. I think you meant "Have you seen the size of her, spadger?" Unless of course she's one of those ladies with a little extra surprise...
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 02, 2015, 03:54:11 pm
I'd snap that bitch in two.

You seen the size of her spadger? She's built on a Brendan O'Callaghan scale.

Ah, the importance of punctuation. I think you meant "Have you seen the size of her, spadger?" Unless of course she's one of those ladies with a little extra surprise...

That's how I read it, but I didn't say owt because I didn't want him to think I was being argumentative.

Besides, BobG will no doubt pull him up for it!  :whistle:
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 02, 2015, 07:58:21 pm
Some folk with very odd minds round here...
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: BobG on July 02, 2015, 09:13:04 pm
If the truth be told, I never even noticed. And it' wouldn't be worth it anyway. There's no reason to.

BobG
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: IC1967 on July 05, 2015, 02:34:16 am
What a bunch of sexist pigs.

You may think you're funny but you're not.

It is an absolute disgrace that you think it is OK to bang on about Maria as a sexual object.

What a bunch a of saddo losers.

Anyone that has found this sexual innuendo funny needs to take a good long, (hard) look at themselves.

Women are equal to men. Fact.

It's time you leftie losers realised this.

IC1967 (a feminist).
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Copps is Magic on July 05, 2015, 12:30:26 pm
Feminist! lol. First, Second or Third wave?
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: The Red Baron on July 05, 2015, 07:33:28 pm
Sexism, eh? You should hear what a group of women say about a bloke they find fanciable.

As for Sharapova and several other female players, I'll hazard a guess that such excessive grunting after every shot would not be tolerated from a male player.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: wheatleylad on July 07, 2015, 10:33:13 pm
Quite blatant sexism from people on here who profess to hold socialist views. Quite hypocritical. I suppose the people in question are not really socialists but are motivated by the politics of envy.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: Sammy Chung was King on July 08, 2015, 12:58:36 am
What a bunch of sexist pigs.

You may think you're funny but you're not.

It is an absolute disgrace that you think it is OK to bang on about Maria as a sexual object.

What a bunch a of saddo losers.

Anyone that has found this sexual innuendo funny needs to take a good long, (hard) look at themselves.

Women are equal to men. Fact.

It's time you leftie losers realised this.

IC1967 (a feminist).

You need to take those pictures down that you have on your bedroom wall of her then! :coat:, it's not sexist it's just a bunch of blokes fantasising about a bird, nobody mentioned ironing or getting the tea on!. :chair:
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: nice one rovers on July 08, 2015, 01:30:55 am
Thank you for taking down the poll I put up to sort out the problem between me and BobG. This forum is an absolute disgrace and I've had enough of it. Please close my account with immediate effect. It will be your loss.

My piss is boiling and I can't be arsed with the likes of BobG, BST, Wilts and Mr Wigley any more. I've got much better things to do than batter them into submission on every debate I ever have with them. It's become far too easy and quite boring.

I would just like to thank all my fans for sticking with me for so long and for letting the usual suspects know they were in the wrong on many occasions. I shall miss you all.

All the best.


IC1967 (I can't be arsed any more)

A week, ONE week.
Title: Re: Maria Sharapova
Post by: BobG on July 08, 2015, 08:55:54 pm
Yup. Shows how weak he is too... See what I did there?

He's gotta be schizophrenic as well. How many alter egos has he got now ffs?  Christ does he need help.

Bob