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Title: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 11, 2015, 07:59:00 pm
A bit like the food thread, only bands. Or solo artistes.

I'll start seeing as it's my idea.......

I'm going to be a bit controversial here when I say ALL Northern Soul bands in general. Well considering Northern Soul probably consists of just the one band of failed Motown musicians, churning out the same tune to different words for different artists to sing, with that distinct under water sound, it's probably not controversial at all.



Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: auckleyflyer on July 11, 2015, 08:46:43 pm
Agreed on the northern soul was shit then and not that much of a movement? + uk reggae!(pale!!imitation)
Bands, never got the obsession with pink Floyd ( a classic case of emperors new clothes) oh and same with muse! (the pink Floyd of this generation)
Or I'm just a philistine??
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: drfchound on July 11, 2015, 10:00:20 pm
Sting.
I went to Sheffield Arena many years ago to see him and he was so boring I fell asleep.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Mike_F on July 11, 2015, 10:30:16 pm
U2. Two reasonable songs and they've been filling stadia for three decades.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: rtid88 on July 11, 2015, 10:43:33 pm
Muse and Radio head two of the most overrated bands of the modern age imo!
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BobG on July 11, 2015, 11:24:29 pm
Tne Rolling Stones.

Saw therm in the mid 70's about a week after I saw the Who and they were crap in comparison. But worse, I saw them again in the late 90's. They mst have spent a zillion quid on the set. Grandiose and nasty. And all they played was the hits. Hit after hit after hit. It's nice enough to hear Brown Sugar I suppose, but there was absoluitely no development in the band. Nothing. Just 25 years of old stuff. I saw Wishbone Ash around the same time. They played some of the old stuff too, but they played recent stuff too. Some of it was good too. They had continued to be a band - not the blank cheque the Stones had become.

And that flobber gob with the mlic has always been crap anyway.

BobG
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: RobTheRover on July 11, 2015, 11:57:19 pm
Nicki Minaj

Cannot stand the woman.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 12, 2015, 12:35:32 am
Pink Floyd. Pretentious bas**rds. Can you imagine them getting away with a double negative like 'we don't need no education', on this forum?

I think Bob G would comment that they actually do!

Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BobG on July 12, 2015, 12:38:47 am
I'm afraid you've missed the completely Bentley :)

I have never moaned about spelling from anyone. I have never moaned about garmmar either. I have moaned about the inability of one particular poster to use capital letters correctly - and a number of other things too. Now, just have a think why I should have done that.

BobG
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 12, 2015, 12:45:41 am
I'm afraid you've missed the completely Bentley :)

I have never moaned about spelling from anyone. I have never moaned about garmmar either. I have moaned about the inability of one particular poster to use capital letters correctly - and a number of other things too. Now, just have a think why I should have done that.

BobG

Ah! but if Mad Mick was in Pink Floyd?..................!
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Filo on July 12, 2015, 12:48:49 am
Arctic Monkeys, pure shite


And any rap artist, purer shite!
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 12, 2015, 12:55:47 am
Going back a bit now, but Bananaf**kingrama were the absolute bas**rd pits.

Three of 'em singing the same line - Not a hint of harmony........Absolute f**king embarrassing shit.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 12, 2015, 01:03:17 am
Going back a bit again....Kim Wilde. She had less movement than Tommy Cooper after he'd popped his clogs at her majesty's theatre.

In a nutshell, she was f***ing rubbish.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BobG on July 12, 2015, 01:04:00 am
Sorry BB. I don't understand the point your'e makiing. You mentioned Pink Floyd. I'm indifferent about  them tbh. Why would Mad Mick be in Pink Floyd anyway?  If he was, and if he was as big an arsehole as he has been on here, then yes. I would have a pop at him. He is one of the destroyers of civilised behavaiour and society. I resent that. I will fight it wherever I see it. As should all right thinking people.

BobG
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: idler on July 12, 2015, 01:09:05 am
Tne Rolling Stones.

Saw therm in the mid 70's about a week after I saw the Who and they were crap in comparison. But worse, I saw them again in the late 90's. They mst have spent a zillion quid on the set. Grandiose and nasty. And all they played was the hits. Hit after hit after hit. It's nice enough to hear Brown Sugar I suppose, but there was absoluitely no development in the band. Nothing. Just 25 years of old stuff. I saw Wishbone Ash around the same time. They played some of the old stuff too, but they played recent stuff too. Some of it was good too. They had continued to be a band - not the blank cheque the Stones had become.

And that flobber gob with the mlic has always been crap anyway.

BobG
In my opinion you are completely wrong there Bob.
I saw them at the Gaumont about 1965 and they were great. Cost 7/6d then and they were great.
I next saw them 2003 cost about £62:50 but worth every penny. Fair enough they may not have moved on much recently but they can still play classic tracks for hours; plus they are older than me. 😜
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 12, 2015, 01:12:20 am
Bob g, I mentioned you because you were the last person I read who criticised someone's grammar. It could have been anybody! It wasn't a personal attack.

Now let's not spoil what could be another great thread.....
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 12, 2015, 02:09:45 am
BB

Complaining about Bananarama and Kim Wilde's singing ability is a bit like complaining that Lionel Messi hasn't perfected cold fusion.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Nudga on July 12, 2015, 06:41:30 am
Those screeching bas**rds Beyoncé and Rhihanna. How the f**k they make "hits" repeating the odd word over and over again i'll never know.

Also can't stand Iggy Izala, when she raps, I want to stamp on her lips.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: coventryrover on July 12, 2015, 08:15:00 am
Justin@@@Bieber.   Would rather my daughtergoout with a singer in a thrash metal band than that little turd.

The Libertines....when the @@@@ are they going to learn how to play their instruments.

The Rolling Stones....saw them a few years ago going through the motions at Hyde Park.  Havent they got enough money now for Chirst Sake.

Any DJ headlining a festival (Orbital, Calvin HArris,Chemical Borthers  etc)...why watch someone just playing records..FAKE

Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Draytonian III on July 12, 2015, 11:10:02 am
Fleetwood Mac total garbage.
Duran Duran, I could quite happily push Simon Le Bon under a train.
Sting , bloody tree hugging boring pillock.
U2 because they have "Saint Bono" leading them , he would be under the next train after Simon Le Bon.
Lady Gaga, just copying Madonna from the 80's.

Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Filo on July 12, 2015, 11:12:23 am
Fleetwood Mac total garbage.
Duran Duran, I could quite happily push Simon Le Bon under a train.
Sting , bloody tree hugging boring pillock.
U2 because they have "Saint Bono" leading them , he would be under the next train after Simon Le Bon.
Lady Gaga, just copying Madonna from the 80's.




I like Fleetwood Mac, but if I didn't like their music I'd still like them just for Stevie Nicks in her prime :)
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Sprotyrover on July 12, 2015, 11:14:53 am
The Smiths
The Smiths and the Smiths!
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: GazLaz on July 12, 2015, 11:15:43 am

Cannot stand the woman.

I love her. Muse have just released the same song 20 times, they are shit.
Nicki Minaj
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: The Red Baron on July 12, 2015, 11:32:43 am
I realise that there isn't much I really dislike. I never really got Prog Rock so the likes of Floyd and Yes are not really favourites. I would also go some distance to avoid a folk concert and am not keen on C&W.

I'm a bit divided on The Stones. They did some great stuff in their early days, but they never really evolved. They have certainly outstayed their welcome. The same can probably be said of U2.

Re Northern Soul. I was practically brought up on it, but when you listen to it again you realise there are a few great songs and tunes and a lot of mediocrity.

Not a fan of Rhianna, Beyonce, Lady Gaga and identkit boybands. Seen it all before! As an earlier poster said re LG, Madonna did it earlier and better.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: The Red Baron on July 12, 2015, 11:39:09 am
The Smiths
The Smiths and the Smiths!

Each to his own, but I thought they were rather wonderful. Even if Morrissey is a bit of a prat.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: nightporter on July 12, 2015, 12:03:24 pm
Jimi Hendrix. 
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: RedJ on July 12, 2015, 12:39:46 pm
Pitbull. f**king hell, he's stolen a living.

Mumford and Sons.

Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Underwood on July 12, 2015, 01:49:59 pm
Arctic Monkeys, pure shite


And any rap artist, purer shite!

What makes Arctic Monkeys shite exactly?
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Filo on July 12, 2015, 02:01:17 pm
Arctic Monkeys, pure shite


And any rap artist, purer shite!

What makes Arctic Monkeys shite exactly?


Their marketing!

And they have n't even got a ticket office ;)
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 12, 2015, 02:17:44 pm
About 99% of bands are shite, with the other 1% being God-like.

But the over-hyped shitest of the shite is without doubt that bland bucket of tepid spunk, Coldplay.

I'd rather have a pair of curling tongs clamped around my knackers and have to walk through Rotherham bollock naked to find the nation's only curling tong-gonad accident and emergency hospital for treatment than listen to that bunch of whining Kitsons.

Middle class tosspots making insipid cack about f**k all and going on and on and f**king on about it for years.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 12, 2015, 02:18:51 pm
And, and, AND... The only remotely half-interesting tube they ever wrote was stolen off Kraftwerk.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 12, 2015, 02:20:06 pm
And Ed-f**king-Sheeran.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: auckleyflyer on July 12, 2015, 02:28:19 pm
Libertines, Covrover agree never been interested or listened to them. just thought skaghead!
However watched them at Glasto and was surprised, bought their stuff since! which is unusual for me!!
Watched 15 min of the who nearly fell asleep then went around the corner to catch 3/4's of the Chemical Bros. Glad I did !!! they rocked it perfect end to the wkend.

BST, our lass and I could divorce over coldplay! she loves and I think its un rocked U2 for Tarquin and Julia's.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: RobTheRover on July 12, 2015, 04:04:46 pm
Did I mention I can't stand Nicki Minaj ?

Talentless hoofer ass-shaker hiding behind feminism to sucker in the gullible. Or sommert like that,  anyroads.   
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: The Red Baron on July 12, 2015, 04:26:34 pm
And Ed-f***ing-Sheeran.

Isn't he Hartlepool's answer to Louis Tomlinson?

Coldplay - aural wallpaper.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Crowle Rover on July 12, 2015, 04:30:37 pm
Coldplay
Mumford And Sons
Ed Sheeran
The Libertines
George Ezra
Muse
Slipknot
Rhianna
Rita Ora
Mariah Carey
Tina Turner
Kanye West
Any boy band member who goes solo and wants to be taken seriously (Barlow,Williams,Keating,any of JLS)
Celine Dion
Whitney Houston
Garth Brooks
Cheryl Cole
Beady Eye
Wishbone Ash
The list is f*****g endless!!!
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: GazLaz on July 12, 2015, 04:34:26 pm
Ed Sheeran is a shit house.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 12, 2015, 04:54:51 pm
Ed-f**king-Sheeran

Singing songs about being young and in love. With less emotion than I show when I order haddock from the chippy.

If you're going to sing about being young and in love, you make the object of your desires feel like you have condensed the Universe into a ball for them. You make a song that makes them realise that the universe can vanish down a black hole if you can't have them. You make it a Greek Epic.
Ne me quitter pas by Jacques Brel
Montague Terrace in Blue by Scott Walker
I Wanna be Adored by the Stone Roses
Oh Yeah by Ash
We Could Send Letters by Aztec Camera
What the Moon Saw by Band of Holy Joy
God Only Knows by The Beach Boys
Just Like Heaven by The Cure

Summat wi a bit of f**king passion.

Young Sheeran just mumbles a bit about being confused about how he should feel about getting his tops and fingers. Like a bus shelter compared to the Taj Mahal.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: bobjimwilly on July 12, 2015, 07:57:43 pm
Ed Sheeran can sing though. And he has earned his stripes IMHO.

Whoever said Pitbull though, I concur wholeheartedly.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Mike_F on July 12, 2015, 08:46:17 pm
Ed-f***ing-Sheeran

Singing songs about being young and in love. With less emotion than I show when I order haddock from the chippy.

If you're going to sing about being young and in love, you make the object of your desires feel like you have condensed the Universe into a ball for them. You make a song that makes them realise that the universe can vanish down a black hole if you can't have them. You make it a Greek Epic.
Ne me quitter pas by Jacques Brel
Montague Terrace in Blue by Scott Walker
I Wanna be Adored by the Stone Roses
Oh Yeah by Ash
We Could Send Letters by Aztec Camera
What the Moon Saw by Band of Holy Joy
God Only Knows by The Beach Boys
Just Like Heaven by The Cure

Summat wi a bit of f***ing passion.

Young Sheeran just mumbles a bit about being confused about how he should feel about getting his tops and fingers. Like a bus shelter compared to the Taj Mahal.


Turn off the internet. BST just completed it.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BobG on July 12, 2015, 10:42:12 pm
Rhianna's alright. I could look at her for hours.

BobG
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: RobTheRover on July 12, 2015, 11:59:25 pm
As long as she doesnt open her nasally, whiney gob, aye, I think I could join you, Bob.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 13, 2015, 12:20:38 am
As long as she doesnt open her nasally, whiney gob, aye, I think I could join you, Bob.

Now THERE's an image that's going to take a bottle of Domestos and a bit of wire wool to get off me mind's eye...
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: essexrover on July 13, 2015, 12:53:59 pm
Well my list could be veeeery long, but a condensed version would be
Foo fighters :- Grohl must thank the lord for the day Kurt blew his brains out otherwise he'd just be an ex-drummer from a grungeband.
Kasabian:- why anyone would want to be a wannabe Oasis I have no idea !
Ed Sheeran:- as others have said above.
But as has already been said....each to their own :-)
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: LincsRover on July 19, 2015, 09:20:48 pm
I like most types of music and most bands/singers have had at least 1 song I like but for me I absolutely f*ck*ng hate:

Any rap song since "white Lines"
Rihanna - umbrellaaaaaaaaaa! Unforgivable!
Rita f*ck*ng Ora
Westlife.... I couldn't name one of their songs cos they are all the same! Biggest boyband of all time my arse!
Nicki "can't sing a song without shrieking" Minaj
All DJ's pretending to be pop stars - just play the f*ck*ng record you t*ss*r - remember jimmy saville & DLT were DJ's too!
James tw*tt*ng Blunt - throw me on a spike!!!
Kanye West - don't know any of his songs but a total d*ckhead!
Anything in the top ten for the last 6 months!

Actually the list could be very long if I had time to carry on so ignore the first line above - there's loads of sh*t out there!!!!

 :suicide:
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Orlandokarla on July 19, 2015, 11:47:26 pm
Kanye West.
No explanation needed.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: SoundbiteBarmyArmy on July 20, 2015, 10:57:08 am
Arctic Monkeys.
Muse.
Mumford & Sons.
U2.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BRMC_rover on July 20, 2015, 12:23:08 pm
Ed-f***ing-Sheeran

Singing songs about being young and in love. With less emotion than I show when I order haddock from the chippy.

If you're going to sing about being young and in love, you make the object of your desires feel like you have condensed the Universe into a ball for them. You make a song that makes them realise that the universe can vanish down a black hole if you can't have them. You make it a Greek Epic.
Ne me quitter pas by Jacques Brel
Montague Terrace in Blue by Scott Walker
I Wanna be Adored by the Stone Roses
Oh Yeah by Ash
We Could Send Letters by Aztec Camera
What the Moon Saw by Band of Holy Joy
God Only Knows by The Beach Boys
Just Like Heaven by The Cure

Summat wi a bit of f***ing passion.

Young Sheeran just mumbles a bit about being confused about how he should feel about getting his tops and fingers. Like a bus shelter compared to the Taj Mahal.
You read War and Peace BST? Great book, whilst really frustrating to read all the f**k ups that stopped them being everything they could be. Explains the meaning of I wanna be adored too.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: BRMC_rover on July 20, 2015, 01:32:46 pm
Razorlight. Johnny Borrell once proclaimed he was on par or better than Dylan at song writing.

Here's his justification.

'What a drag it is
 The shape i'm in
 Well I go out somewhere
 Then I come home again

 I light a cigarette
 'Cause I can't get no sleep
 Theres nothing on the TV nothing on the radio
 That means that much to me

 All my life
 Watching America
 All my life
 There's panic in America
 Oh Oh Oh, Oh
 There's trouble in America
 Oh Oh Oh, Oh

 Yesterday was easy
 Happiness came and went
 I got the movie script
 But I don't know what it meant'

Riveting
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: afro goal machine on July 20, 2015, 04:14:28 pm
Arctic monkeys first album was fantastic one of my favourites

Must have gone to their heads as everything since has been shit

I saw them do an accepetence speech at the Brits I think and cringed

Came across like a proper set of t**ts
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Underwood on July 20, 2015, 08:41:54 pm
Arctic monkeys first album was fantastic one of my favourites

Must have gone to their heads as everything since has been shit

I saw them do an accepetence speech at the Brits I think and cringed

Came across like a proper set of t**ts

Humbug and AM are a thousand times better than their first album IMO.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: mushRTID on July 20, 2015, 08:45:03 pm
Amazed to hear criticism of AM and Kasabian. Great bands.

Each to their own.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: keyser_soze on July 21, 2015, 01:03:21 pm
Arctic Monkeys are a great example of doing what the Rolling Stones are being slated for not doing, a band that has grown and evolved. It would be farcical for them to go on singing about getting pissed in Sheffield if they are all living in LA. I love Josh Homme's influence on their recent work.

Kanye West has to be seen to be believed. I went to his Glow in the Dark tour and have seen nothing like it, fantastic show verging on theatre. Some of his tunes (Touch The Sky, Stronger) are great, grade A bell-end though.

I've never really got the Manic Street Preachers (having first really listened to them in the Everything Must Go era and found them to be pretty MOR) but something just clicked recently and I can appreciate them now.

Muse were fantastic in their early days and were incredible live when they were ripping of RATM and Radiohead but I can't listen to them now they've morphed into Queen.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on July 21, 2015, 01:12:56 pm
Not so much hate, but as an aging punk the one punk band I just didn't like were The Clash.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: jonrover on July 23, 2015, 05:11:04 pm
Another vote for Coldplay. Most overrated band ever. I bought Parachutes and gave it away after listening to three tracks. Utter dog shite.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Orlandokarla on July 23, 2015, 09:43:02 pm
Not so much a band/artist, but I HATE it when a rapper does a verse during a song, usually with worse lyrics than you'd expect to hear on Whose Line is it Anyway?
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: swintonrover on July 24, 2015, 12:58:48 pm
Coldplay and Muse are just neurotically dull. I really dislike the Arctic Monkeys though. I'm not keen on their music, but the worst thing is living in South Yorkshire and people saying "oh you have to like them cos they're local". No I f**king don't. I like local music, love Def Leppard, Saxon, Black Spiders, an indie band called O Captain, plus many others. But I dislike one band of overrated irritating muppets and people lose their minds.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: IC1967 on July 25, 2015, 01:05:09 am
Coldplay
Mumford And Sons
Ed Sheeran
The Libertines
George Ezra
Muse
Slipknot
Rhianna
Rita Ora
Mariah Carey
Tina Turner
Kanye West
Any boy band member who goes solo and wants to be taken seriously (Barlow,Williams,Keating,any of JLS)
Celine Dion
Whitney Houston
Garth Brooks
Cheryl Cole
Beady Eye
Wishbone Ash
The list is f*****g endless!!!

I was with you until I got to Wishbone Ash. Anyone that doesn't have Argus as one of the top ten albums of all time is a total, utter, complete idiot.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: turnbull for england on July 25, 2015, 12:22:13 pm
Taste being subjective and all that, but I cannot bear reggae, any of it. It's like aural sprouts
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: andy didcott on July 25, 2015, 10:40:41 pm
Beatles, god they were bloody awful. Rather listen to the doolies.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: IC1967 on July 25, 2015, 10:44:10 pm
Not so much hate, but as an aging punk the one punk band I just didn't like were The Clash.

At last something we agree on. The Clash weren't a proper punk band.

IC1967
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: andy didcott on July 25, 2015, 10:45:25 pm
Might have to take that back, just listened to the doolies on YouTube and they ain't that bad.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: gillinghamrover on July 26, 2015, 12:25:32 am
UB40, detest them. I've been to see them more times than I can remember, unfortunately as much as I detest them, the long haired fun police loves them. Things we do for love.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: Sammy Chung was King on July 26, 2015, 01:07:43 am
The Rolling Stones i see nothing talent wise, not one song any good, to compare them to The Beatles is a travesty.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: The Red Baron on July 26, 2015, 09:45:37 am
The Rolling Stones i see nothing talent wise, not one song any good, to compare them to The Beatles is a travesty.

Unfair, I think. They did some very good stuff in their early years. Trouble is, they haven't done anything decent for 40 years and instead of splitting up and moving on to other things they keep churning out the same stuff. Lucrative, though.

Much the same can be said of UB40. Signing Off was fresh and innovative, but then they morphed into a reggae covers/ tribute band.
Title: Re: What bands can't you stand?
Post by: River Don on July 26, 2015, 01:53:29 pm
If he counts as 'a band' I've never understood the popularity of Elton John but he's one of the biggest selling artists of all time. Absolute shite if you ask me.

The same with the BeeGees massively popular but shocking.

At least with an act like ABBA I can see the skill of the song writer, they have produced without doubt some of the most infectious pop songs ever. For me though it's all so cheesy, kitsch and lame I can't stand it.