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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: tommy toes on September 21, 2015, 04:59:31 pm

Title: David Cameron in....
Post by: tommy toes on September 21, 2015, 04:59:31 pm
Knob in pig's mouth shocker.
Fancy naming a club after Piers Gaveston.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Sprotyrover on September 21, 2015, 09:23:29 pm
Hmm 12 in the Gang,Daisy chain?
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Sprotyrover on September 21, 2015, 09:30:22 pm
Henceforth we shall call him 'Daisy' Cameron.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Filo on September 21, 2015, 09:38:58 pm
Knob in a pigs mouth and listening to Supertramp, the man has serious issues :)
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Iberian Red on September 21, 2015, 11:20:31 pm
Did the pig consent?  If not the man is an utter pervert.
I'll never eat jamon again.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: RobTheRover on September 22, 2015, 07:47:50 am
I can't believe none of his depravity sticks. The nation almost seems to shrug it's collective shoulders as though it's no shock. "Oh,  it's just Dave. He's a Tory you know,  so this is quite normal"

Gordon Brown called a bigoted woman exactly what she was and the nation went into meltdown for a month.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: tommy toes on September 22, 2015, 07:51:02 am
I was thinking that too Rob. If it was Corbyn we'd never hear the last of it.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: RobTheRover on September 22, 2015, 07:53:39 am
Exactly Tommy. What must other countries think of us when they read these allegations? Anyone remember the Mayor of Toronto and his hooked humping,  coke snorting ways?  Is what he did any worse than what Cameron and his pals did?
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 22, 2015, 08:31:44 am
The defining image of Miliband is him inserting a bit of pig into HIS mouth. Which is the normal way of things.

And yet, apparently, the picture proved that Miliband was a weirdo.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Filo on September 22, 2015, 08:49:04 am
It looks like we've got a bunch of smackheads running the Country

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/606792/David-Cameron-drug-claims-Lord-Ashcroft-book
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 22, 2015, 09:44:09 am
On the subject of pigs, I roasted a quite magnificent pork loin on Sunday. As I was eating the crackling, I got to thinking. If the Jews and Arabs only realised what they were missing, and got together for a meal of roast pig, there's be no more fighting in the Middle East.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: moses on September 22, 2015, 11:25:16 am
Or if we served Bacon butties at the next middle east peace conference they would both storm out finally agreeing on something. It would be the most productive middle east peace conference for years.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 22, 2015, 12:51:02 pm
Actually Moses, it's YOUR fault. Leviticus an all that.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: big fat yorkshire pudding on September 22, 2015, 03:37:44 pm
The whole thing is just bizarre, but ultimately as relevant as whether Corbyn sings a song isn't it?

It's weird though, bloody southerners.  In reality though it was at uni, alsorts of weird stuff happens in uni days.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: RobTheRover on September 24, 2015, 09:21:24 am
That's true,  but we don't all go on to be Prime Minister.
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Dagenham Rover on September 24, 2015, 12:20:24 pm
"Little pig, little Pig, let me come in."
"No, no, not by the hair on my chinny chin chin."
"Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll stick my privates in.."
- D. Cameron, Oxford
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Mike_F on September 24, 2015, 10:17:27 pm
Was Call Me Dave in the 90's band, Green Jelly? (formerly Green Jello but they had to change their name due to copywrite infringement, fact fans)
Title: Re: David Cameron in....
Post by: Sammy Chung was King on September 29, 2015, 03:03:46 am
''This little piggy went to market''(working woman or man)
''This little piggy stayed home''(disabled too ill, freezing no heating),
''This little piggy had a trough full of roast beef''(cameron),
''These little piggys had none''(the english people)
''And this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home''(osbourne in his limo) :turd: