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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Donnywolf on October 18, 2015, 09:32:11 am

Title: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: Donnywolf on October 18, 2015, 09:32:11 am
... supposed to make me want to buy this product ?

I am after a Fishing Seat Box and decided to buy a particular one. Now trying to find right price and came across this "gem". I suggest a new translator is require If you can be bothered to read it all you will probably be amused and puzzled in equal measure.

If you are pushed for time you will get the gist (or not) by reading just the first sentence What ARE they trying to say ?



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Most people reviews speak that the KP SEAT BOX are splendid luggage. Also, It Is a pretty well product for the price. Its great for colony on a tight budget. Weve found pros and cons on this type of product. But overall, Its a supreme product and we are well recommend it! When you however want to know more details on this product, so read the reports of those who have already used it.
Title: Re: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: Mike_F on October 19, 2015, 01:20:29 pm
SOLD!
Title: Re: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: DonnyNoel on October 19, 2015, 01:48:03 pm
You had me at "singular of a typical products"!
Title: Re: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: Dutch Uncle on October 19, 2015, 02:50:49 pm
Google Translate?

Reminds me of BillyStubbsTears translating match reports to other languages and back again ....... I shall never forget the report that said we took 2000 ventilators to Scunthorpe!
Title: Re: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: Donnywolf on October 19, 2015, 07:54:30 pm
Quote from: DonnyNoel on October 19, 2015, 01:48:03 pm
You had me at "singular of a typical products"!

I am wondering whether to order just for .......   " equipment that has a lofty gustatory perception, so you will be relaxed in using it" WTF ?

I wonder if it means you sit up straight so it is good for your posture ? Who can say !
Title: Re: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 19, 2015, 08:42:57 pm
That lofty gustatory perception is a widespread phenomenon.

http://ukartmaterial.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/sale-top-knife-art-and-craft-of-trauma.html?m=1
Title: Re: ... and this is an advert ...
Post by: Donnywolf on October 20, 2015, 08:44:14 am
Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on October 19, 2015, 08:42:57 pm
That lofty gustatory perception is a widespread phenomenon.

http://ukartmaterial.blogspot.co.uk/2012/11/sale-top-knife-art-and-craft-of-trauma.html?m=1

My god ... its spreading. Be in the Thesaurus or OED anytime now !

EDIT : Oh it already is in under gustatory perception