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Viking Chat => Viking Chat => Topic started by: roversdude on May 30, 2016, 08:04:22 am

Title: LT
Post by: roversdude on May 30, 2016, 08:04:22 am

Playing Jamie Vardy in a film

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Post by: Sad-Rovers on May 30, 2016, 08:16:36 am

Can't wait for him to start dropping out how he's been a lifelong Leicester fan.

Title: Re: LT
Post by: MrFrost on May 30, 2016, 08:23:37 am

Is grandad Len the kit man?

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Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 30, 2016, 09:30:12 am

Be fascinating to see how they script the scene with the Asian bloke in the casino.

Got it!

Scene starts. JV is struggling at Leicester. Out of form. Inset scene of him missing an open net. Fans shouting "f**k off you Dee-Dah Kitson" in that beautiful Leicester accent. Goes to casino to drown his sorrows. Clips of wrong cards continually turned over. Half-cut JV losing a fortune, turning round and calling out to the nearest person:

JV: Yo Jap! Yo Jap! Jap! Walk on. Walk on."

Camera pans across and it's Jaap Stam standing there in tears, remembering the kids who died at Hillsborough, just down the road from Stocksbridge Park Steels.

JV: Jap! Yo Jap! Walk on. Walk on. (Cue strings in background) With hope in your heart. And you'll never walk...

Fade to scenes of rejuvenated JV scoring goal after goal, then, immediately after the matches, dressing up as Mother Teresa of Calcutta, visiting the families of the 96 with Jaap Stam and healing the hurt between Sheffield and Liverpool. And Manchester United.