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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: not on facebook on February 17, 2017, 08:20:37 pm

Title: Man trucking flu
Post by: not on facebook on February 17, 2017, 08:20:37 pm
The above mentioned 'man flu' is hitting me today ,and I was planning
a sking trip up in the cabin this weekend with the kids.

I just know it's going to be full blown steam train ploughing thro us all day on Saturday and Sunday I guess ,as I will not be fit to ski that's for sure.

Any ideas on how to deflect what's hitting me will be taken on board,as it don't seem my lemsip brews are helping .

Why is man flu 100 x worse than women flu?women will never know how lucky they are as this is not a patch on PMT or child birth.

I don't even think a rovers 6 or more nil win against Luton on Saturday will help us ,as same type of defeat can not make us feal any worse.

Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: Bentley Bullet on February 17, 2017, 09:36:08 pm
Women will never understand what blokes go through. Man flu is the worst type of human pain - apart from a bang in the knackers.

Women couldn't live with having testicles, they are like carrying a permanent injury that has to be protected against the slightest of knocks until you draw your last breath.

Women simply wouldn't hack it.
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: Dutch Uncle on February 17, 2017, 10:05:57 pm
Women will never understand what blokes go through. Man flu is the worst type of human pain - apart from a bang in the knackers.

Women couldn't live with having testicles, they are like carrying a permanent injury that has to be protected against the slightest of knocks until you draw your last breath.

Women simply wouldn't hack it.

I seem to remember Mrs Bobbit hacked it  :ohmy:
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: not on facebook on February 17, 2017, 10:08:26 pm
I 4got about the football  blasted into knackers and the extreme pain as said knackers end up somewhere up stomach region .

And jus before rovers play whatever game I allways have to deal with PMT symptons .i find the important the game the PMT levels go up
and down accordingly ,but it's not as if I turn into a screaming wreck
etc etc .i allways find I can controll it very well .

PMT  what's all the hype Pre Match Tension is a walk in the park
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: Bentley Bullet on February 17, 2017, 10:10:09 pm
Women will never understand what blokes go through. Man flu is the worst type of human pain - apart from a bang in the knackers.

Women couldn't live with having testicles, they are like carrying a permanent injury that has to be protected against the slightest of knocks until you draw your last breath.

Women simply wouldn't hack it.

I seem to remember Mrs Bobbit hacked it  :ohmy:

So would our lass if she saw this thread!
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: roversontheup on February 17, 2017, 10:56:18 pm
Oh boys....you provide so much fun😄
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: Bentley Bullet on February 17, 2017, 11:26:10 pm
Do you know, I've developed the sniffles after reading this thread. I hope I haven't caught one of them computer viruses.
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: drfchound on February 18, 2017, 09:16:18 am
You may not believe this BB but i came on here to write something along the lines of what you have done.
I was fine yesterday but have started with the sniffles overnight and this morning.
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: RedJ on February 18, 2017, 10:23:41 am
I've had it since Carlisle and it won't shift.
Title: Re: Man trucking flu
Post by: Dutch Uncle on February 19, 2017, 12:36:58 pm
I got a nasty but vomiting bug all day yesterday, still recovering. I wasn't even able to follows Rovers match on here.

Must be BB's fault, all that Crystal Ball gazing he must have known what he was starting.  :(