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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Ye-Aul-Tavern on May 03, 2017, 07:38:04 pm
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https://mobile.twitter.com/Leonnoble82/status/859108441251618817/video/1
Good clip from the coach and horses doing the rounds. Hands up, who features here? :)
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Did I just see 5 or 6 so called customers all shapes ages and sizes day time trade in a pub ,but most disturbing thing was not one if them had a drink in their hands ?
Or was I just unlucky
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I used to drink this pink kangaroo thing in there in the late 90s. Cider advocate, black currant and some other things I can't remember. Was pink and made you jump around, hence the name! Miss those days sometimes when I'm sat having a civilised glass of pilsner!
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Looks like they've been on industrial Alcohol to me 😀😀😀😀
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River Don was another one of their "interesting" concoctions. f**k knows what was in it but it was a filthy green colour just like its namesake.
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River Don was another one of their "interesting" concoctions. f**k knows what was in it but it was a filthy green colour just like its namesake.
Which is now FULL of Trout and Salmon which cant live in anything but totally clean water
Yep .... 4 people used to fish at St Marys Bridge every year as a protest / proof that there were no Fish and they never used to get a bite ... now the River is a rampant fishery along with its tributaries
Check out River Don Tidal Angling on Facebook .... eye opening !
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Ex workmate ran it with his missus it was always full of characters
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I used to drink this pink kangaroo thing in there in the late 90s. Cider advocate, black currant and some other things I can't remember. Was pink and made you jump around, hence the name! Miss those days sometimes when I'm sat having a civilised glass of pilsner!
It might be the same drink but they also did a pink drink called fluffy duck I think it was. Always got you going that.
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Anyone remember gorilla snot ?
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Anyone remember gorilla snot ?
Baileys and port? why the f**k did I drink things like this?
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We used to drink something with Blue Bols Vodka and some think my else.
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My mates uncle Nobby Jones used to have it in the early 90's. Could tell you some stories about Nobby.
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You and me both Esdaillle
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Let's hear them then....
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I will tell you all one about the Cleveland arms.
*****clevland arms stippers & Sunday lunch £5*****
This was in the late 1980s and the landlord had both bars of the pub closed to general public ,as he had passed a invite onto all the football lads in town that there would be strippers on with a Sunday roast thrown in for a£5 enertance fee via the locked back door.
I walked in via the back door with 3 ddr mates and went into the main bar where it had about 60 or more lads in ,it was a mix off ddr and donnywhites lads.
I noticed a ddr lad was laid on the floor near the pool table stark bollock naked while a lady was whipping cream off his nads and a well known donnywhites who was walking round stark bollock naked with a bone on.
I sat down with me pint no sooner had a drink when another lady's slapped her tits into my face as my two ddr mates I walked in with where gob smacked .
The strippers had one of them olde style heavy pint pots that was been passed around the bar and as soon as it was full of money they would shag whoever wanted it.
Took about 10mins for said pint pot to get full of coins and a donny rovers lad was been ridden by the stripper on the floor infront of al,as the other girl was knoshing off the donnywhite on the pool table.
After about 15 mins the stripper packed up and left the pub as 3 more strippers were now on the way to clevland arms after doing a show in Rotherham.
So the Sunday roast was served and I made the mistake of been one of the last in the que to sit down and start on my Sunday roast,as the girls from Rotherham had walked in to a massive cheer .
The said pint pit was passed round to be filled up with coins and before i even started to eat my roast the pot was full and the 3 girls were getting shagged left right and centre .
The famous donnywhite was sawing one in half over the pol table while two ther were getting done right in front of me.
As one lad finished the stripper pulled his condom off and snot flee all over the floor as she knoshed him off ,the sight off the snot put me right off my Sunday roast as the 3rd stripper was know taking a lad from behind while knoshing another lad off.
There is only so much snot you can watch flying about so I fcuked off to the other bar for a pint in a normall enviroment .there was about four lads stood at the bar so I got on end of the que waiting to be served for a pint.
Turns out this was a que to bang a lady in the bogs on a one to one situation ,and a well known rovers lad walked out sending the next lad in.
It was rentless ahagging where ever you looked.
Must have been in the pub for about 3hours by now when we all heard a knock on the back door.
Who the fcuk can that be as everyone was inside the pub and accounted for.landlord answers the door and it turns out to be the mum and dad of two donny lads who had dropped by to pick them up to visit their nan nan .
Never seen owt so funny in my life and it was A day you only read about in the news of the world.
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I lived next door to the small guy when I was growing up.
No pun intended.
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You have such a way with words Oslo.😉
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Yes. Such insight into the frailties of the human condition and the conflict between innate sexuality and contemporary mores.
At last Norway has a true and worthy successor to Ibsen. And he is one of ours.
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You have such a way with words Oslo.😉
Draughtsmens leicence fella I like to call it.
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I'll certainly never look at a Sunday roast in the same way again.
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Was spit-roast on the menu, I wonder?
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I got the impression that if you filled that olde type pint pot with coins they Would have nibbled on a tramps toe nails longbridge.
For the record I never got to eat any of my Sunday dinner that day in the pub,just did not fancy it.
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I'd certainly have given the horseradish a miss. It sounds like an episode from shameless.
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I will tell you all one about the Cleveland arms.
*****clevland arms stippers & Sunday lunch £5*****
This was in the late 1980s and the landlord had both bars of the pub closed to general public ,as he had passed a invite onto all the football lads in town that there would be strippers on with a Sunday roast thrown in for a£5 enertance fee via the locked back door.
I walked in via the back door with 3 ddr mates and went into the main bar where it had about 60 or more lads in ,it was a mix off ddr and donnywhites lads.
I noticed a ddr lad was laid on the floor near the pool table stark bollock naked while a lady was whipping cream off his nads and a well known donnywhites who was walking round stark bollock naked with a bone on.
I sat down with me pint no sooner had a drink when another lady's slapped her tits into my face as my two ddr mates I walked in with where gob smacked .
The strippers had one of them olde style heavy pint pots that was been passed around the bar and as soon as it was full of money they would shag whoever wanted it.
Took about 10mins for said pint pot to get full of coins and a donny rovers lad was been ridden by the stripper on the floor infront of al,as the other girl was knoshing off the donnywhite on the pool table.
After about 15 mins the stripper packed up and left the pub as 3 more strippers were now on the way to clevland arms after doing a show in Rotherham.
So the Sunday roast was served and I made the mistake of been one of the last in the que to sit down and start on my Sunday roast,as the girls from Rotherham had walked in to a massive cheer .
The said pint pit was passed round to be filled up with coins and before i even started to eat my roast the pot was full and the 3 girls were getting shagged left right and centre .
The famous donnywhite was sawing one in half over the pol table while two ther were getting done right in front of me.
As one lad finished the stripper pulled his condom off and snot flee all over the floor as she knoshed him off ,the sight off the snot put me right off my Sunday roast as the 3rd stripper was know taking a lad from behind while knoshing another lad off.
There is only so much snot you can watch flying about so I fcuked off to the other bar for a pint in a normall enviroment .there was about four lads stood at the bar so I got on end of the que waiting to be served for a pint.
Turns out this was a que to bang a lady in the bogs on a one to one situation ,and a well known rovers lad walked out sending the next lad in.
It was rentless ahagging where ever you looked.
Must have been in the pub for about 3hours by now when we all heard a knock on the back door.
Who the fcuk can that be as everyone was inside the pub and accounted for.landlord answers the door and it turns out to be the mum and dad of two donny lads who had dropped by to pick them up to visit their nan nan .
Never seen owt so funny in my life and it was A day you only read about in the news of the world.
Did you try the toad-in-the-hole?
Cleveland used to be rocking on match days. The Huddersfield cup game probably being the best/worst example!
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No to toad in the hole
But was in the clevland arms for that Huddersfield cup game
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I will tell you all one about the Cleveland arms.
*****clevland arms stippers & Sunday lunch £5*****
This was in the late 1980s and the landlord had both bars of the pub closed to general public ,as he had passed a invite onto all the football lads in town that there would be strippers on with a Sunday roast thrown in for a£5 enertance fee via the locked back door.
I walked in via the back door with 3 ddr mates and went into the main bar where it had about 60 or more lads in ,it was a mix off ddr and donnywhites lads.
I noticed a ddr lad was laid on the floor near the pool table stark bollock naked while a lady was whipping cream off his nads and a well known donnywhites who was walking round stark bollock naked with a bone on.
I sat down with me pint no sooner had a drink when another lady's slapped her tits into my face as my two ddr mates I walked in with where gob smacked .
The strippers had one of them olde style heavy pint pots that was been passed around the bar and as soon as it was full of money they would shag whoever wanted it.
Took about 10mins for said pint pot to get full of coins and a donny rovers lad was been ridden by the stripper on the floor infront of al,as the other girl was knoshing off the donnywhite on the pool table.
After about 15 mins the stripper packed up and left the pub as 3 more strippers were now on the way to clevland arms after doing a show in Rotherham.
So the Sunday roast was served and I made the mistake of been one of the last in the que to sit down and start on my Sunday roast,as the girls from Rotherham had walked in to a massive cheer .
The said pint pit was passed round to be filled up with coins and before i even started to eat my roast the pot was full and the 3 girls were getting shagged left right and centre .
The famous donnywhite was sawing one in half over the pol table while two ther were getting done right in front of me.
As one lad finished the stripper pulled his condom off and snot flee all over the floor as she knoshed him off ,the sight off the snot put me right off my Sunday roast as the 3rd stripper was know taking a lad from behind while knoshing another lad off.
There is only so much snot you can watch flying about so I fcuked off to the other bar for a pint in a normall enviroment .there was about four lads stood at the bar so I got on end of the que waiting to be served for a pint.
Turns out this was a que to bang a lady in the bogs on a one to one situation ,and a well known rovers lad walked out sending the next lad in.
It was rentless ahagging where ever you looked.
Must have been in the pub for about 3hours by now when we all heard a knock on the back door.
Who the fcuk can that be as everyone was inside the pub and accounted for.landlord answers the door and it turns out to be the mum and dad of two donny lads who had dropped by to pick them up to visit their nan nan .
Never seen owt so funny in my life and it was A day you only read about in the news of the world.
That's some story NOF. You really, really should consider writing a book based on your experiences.
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Back in the day, the DJ in the Coach & Horses had a list of songs that he was forbidden to play because the whole pub would go absolutely crackers.
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Iam sure that there is just as many good or more funny or more interesting story's out there from members just on this forum fella.
The thing its human nature to keep your cards close to your chest amongst strangers I guess ,where I don't give two shirts what anyone thinks about me.
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Back in the day, the DJ in the Coach & Horses had a list of songs that he was forbidden to play because the whole pub would go absolutely crackers.
Tell us more about this ,as I find it amazing that a dj has his hands tied to what songs he can
not play for fear of the pub going crowd getting out of hand.
Was it during the teddy boy days?
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Back in the day, the DJ in the Coach & Horses had a list of songs that he was forbidden to play because the whole pub would go absolutely crackers.
Tell us more about this ,as I find it amazing that a dj has his hands tied to what songs he can
not play for fear of the pub going crowd getting out of hand.
Was it during the teddy boy days?
This was in the 80's mate. Too Much Too Young by The Specials was definitely on the banned list as was One Step Beyond by Madness. I wasn't really into that music but a few lads who we knocked about with were into Two Tone, Punk and the like. Whenever they asked the DJ to play music of that genre he would tell them that he couldn't because when he had done before people went nuts so the governor there banned it.
On the subject of Teddy Boys though, my Uncle Jim was a Ted in the 50's and they would drink in the White Swan. Apparently that was a really rough boozer in those days and almost everyone in there was carrying a razor or a bike chain. If that was happening today the press would be up in arms about it.
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So the specials and madness tracks would basically fill up the dance floor with mainly lads and things would get out of order.
This true story will make you laugh HH
I was working upstairs in a small bar in olso about 15 years ago ,and it was packed upstairs for Friday after work session.it was my job to serve the bar and controll the door ,but I was that busy behind the bar I could not keep a eye on the door so had no real idea who and what and how many had walked in and gone to downstairs bar.
Then at about 20:00 the nirwegian bar from downstairs and said too me ' ddr we have a big problem downstairs'
So I had to go down and have a look .
Customers had been complaining to the noggy bar man .
There was about 40 skin heads with most of them without no shirts on with Nazi tattoos on show all over stomping around on the dance floor to the rock music that was been blastered out.
It was obvious that all these skinheads who were from Norway,Sweden,Denmark and Germany had been brining their own whisky in and drinking as they was falling all over each other.
If the controll came in and saw this the pub would get closed down
for 3 months.
So I told thr noggy bar man to turn all the lights up downstairs and play a Georgian church music cd that we had behind the bar.
Noggy bar man said ' how will this help us we need them all out now'
'Knut I to him that there was no way a van load of police would get this lot out peacefully so just trust me on this'
I went back upstairs to work thr upstairs bar and within 30 mins all the skinheads had come upstairs in drips and drabs said thank you for such a great night. And fcuked off.
Time now was 21;00 and noggy bar man was gob smacked.
I got talking to one of the Norwegian skinheads who was downstairs in the pub that night and he told that they all left because they thoughg it was 03:30 in morning when pubs close cause all the lights went on and some really shit music was been played.
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So the specials and madness tracks would basically fill up the dance floor with mainly lads and things would get out of order.
This true story will make you laugh HH
I was working upstairs in a small bar in olso about 15 years ago ,and it was packed upstairs for Friday after work session.it was my job to serve the bar and controll the door ,but I was that busy behind the bar I could not keep a eye on the door so had no real idea who and what and how many had walked in and gone to downstairs bar.
Then at about 20:00 the nirwegian bar from downstairs and said too me ' ddr we have a big problem downstairs'
So I had to go down and have a look .
Customers had been complaining to the noggy bar man .
There was about 40 skin heads with most of them without no shirts on with Nazi tattoos on show all over stomping around on the dance floor to the rock music that was been blastered out.
It was obvious that all these skinheads who were from Norway,Sweden,Denmark and Germany had been brining their own whisky in and drinking as they was falling all over each other.
If the controll came in and saw this the pub would get closed down
for 3 months.
So I told thr noggy bar man to turn all the lights up downstairs and play a Georgian church music cd that we had behind the bar.
Noggy bar man said ' how will this help us we need them all out now'
'Knut I to him that there was no way a van load of police would get this lot out peacefully so just trust me on this'
I went back upstairs to work thr upstairs bar and within 30 mins all the skinheads had come upstairs in drips and drabs said thank you for such a great night. And fcuked off.
Time now was 21;00 and noggy bar man was gob smacked.
I got talking to one of the Norwegian skinheads who was downstairs in the pub that night and he told that they all left because they thoughg it was 03:30 in morning when pubs close cause all the lights went on and some really shit music was been played.
Good story NOF - I'm sure that most people (me included) would want to get in touch with the law to sort it out but that would have caused an even bigger problem I'm sure!
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Out here back then if you had to call the law to help you with the general public in your bar it could go against your pub if it happens 3 times.
The oslo powers that be will then say that you don't have full controll in your pub at certain times and force certian aspects onto your pub.
The main one been doormen > which sends out the wrong signal about your pub and brings in far more higher running costs ,and back then the doormen were not leicenced like they are today.