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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: not on facebook on May 13, 2017, 08:08:12 pm
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But after the eastern bloc country's signed up its become a complete farce . So if I don't work for the Eurovision how can it be expected to work within the EU.
Not seen the British entry yet but I guess that it's a bag of shite and will not hit double figures on the points board > bring back Buck's Fizz .
Best ever song so far on Eurovision has to be ABBAs Waterloo 1974 held in Brighton.
Worst winnng song ,that drag act from Israel .
Will miss terry wogan taking the piss
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Ffs who are these 3 male pillocks that are fronting the show .
U.K. Voters can not vote by text because of the recent NHS hacking outbreak that is now hitting BT
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Ffs who are these 3 male pillocks that are fronting the show .
U.K. Voters can not vote by text because of the recent NHS hacking outbreak that is now hitting BT
UK voters have never been able to vote by text, other countries have been doing it for years.
Portugal or Belarus for me, just about the only countries who haven't sent to bland R'n'B shite and stand out from the rest as a result. And that includes us.
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Israel 1st up to the hockey >>> well at least it's a bloke in mans clothes and not his sisters battle dress .> shite song even before it's halfway through.
Poland up second > gin dob er ray > she looks shagable but another shit song > good start but fell away > who let the pigeons out.
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Ffs who are these 3 male pillocks that are fronting the show .
U.K. Voters can not vote by text because of the recent NHS hacking outbreak that is now hitting BT
UK voters have never been able to vote by text, other countries have been doing it for years.
Portugal or Belarus for me, just about the only countries who haven't sent to bland R'n'B shite and stand out from the rest as a result. And that includes us.
Fcuking hate any R n B shite Glynn.
Belarus up next number 3 > gets my vote after the first riff > are they both virgins? White means fcuk all today itch and itch > Eurovision 2018 could well be held in Belarus next term.
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It's such an upbeat song too, far too many of the others are angst-ridden dirges.
As I say Portugal's is nice too - a simple song sung beautifully with absolutely no reliance on overblown staging - just him stood there singing and letting the song go on it's own merits.
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No4 Austria > johnny Logan wanna be > all white again Austrianwhite? Fcuking Leeds and dog shit come to mind >
He's running on air > wish he was gasping for air .
Number 5 > Armenia > eastern bloc so that will guarantee 30 points than U.K. > it's shite > is she from Pakistan or Egypt ? > wtf are those two dancers doing ,if you don't sing or play a instrument stay backstage with your pass .
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6th up >>> some Dutch tulips > ig how von yow > 3 sisters who are a poor three degrees tribute act > at least they are all putting a shift in >
Talking to the crowd > Everyman in that audience is gay fact.
7th act >>> Moldova > been here with England about 15 years back>
It's shite moldovians trying to sound half mediterainean with some terrible jazz funk on the trumpet blown in >
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8th act > hungry > that reminds me to take my pizza out of the oven> he has a top knot where is the man bag? > if he ever made a CD i would burn it > fcuk now a white man thinks he is from the hood > back in Budapest or Bucharest now .
Song 9 >>> Italy > this will be a defensive 0-1 performance by Italy> is he wnaking teo covks off > bing Crosby with a iffy Italian dialect > WTF is a ape got to do with this song > the ape is dancing out of sync> if it was not for the ape Italy might have hit double pts.
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Believe it or not, the Italian entry was a tribute to the Desmond Morris book about evolution and human behaviour 'The Naked Ape'.
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Lost count next up >>> lurpack & carlsberg > hope she has a g string on as that is all that she has going for her > got a gap in her top dentures you could park a raighley chopper in.> deport Kyle back to Australia> shite.
Back on track 10 > portagul > glynns tip > suspense is killing me >
Looks like Roland rat bug sounds more like carpenters > pitty that he is it playing the violin as that would have won him EUROVISION as norway did > now sounds like Vera Lynn > the gays in the crowd like him. > has a good chance.
Them 3 idiots are back on ffs
12 can't spell this country got a A B Z J in it >>> don't walk under that big fcuk off ladder it's bad luck > it's about skellywags > the horse is tripping > chalk that one up as top 10 >
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Believe it or not, the Italian entry was a tribute to the Desmond Morris book about evolution and human behaviour 'The Naked Ape'.
That ape was not in the buff Glynn it's was a false ape
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You've got to admit that at least Portugal is different to the identikit b*llocks that surrounds it!
This Croatian one sounds like something they'd do in High School Musical!
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Next song >>> he has never had a salad = salad dodger > god it's grease with the worst black leather jacket ever from the pound shop > sound a like queen now > six of the mongs no won stage > he don't need a friend he needs a voice > relegation form.
Number 14 > Australia >>> 17 year old beach bum Bruce > its white> if there was ever a time you need a stage shark > ministry of funny walks > you come all this way and you lost >
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You've got to admit that at least Portugal is different to the identikit b*llocks that surrounds it!
This Croatian one sounds like something they'd do in High School Musical!
You are correct about Portugals effort ,but eastern bloc voters will vote differnt
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You've got to admit that at least Portugal is different to the identikit b*llocks that surrounds it!
This Croatian one sounds like something they'd do in High School Musical!
You are correct about Portugals effort ,but eastern bloc voters will vote differnt
If a song strikes a chord across Europe the eastern bloc means sod all otherwise Sweden and Germany wouldn't have won in the past few years.
Plus...there's no Russia there for them all to vote for, so it's anyone's guess where their votes will go instead.
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This is the first time I've heard Spain's. It's quite catchy and upbeat and stands out from the dross a bit too.
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If I want to flag waving I go to anfield ffs ,if you have to wave a flag
Put some effort into it nowt worse than a lazzy flag wave
Buck's Fizz just got a mention > who from there is in here?
15 grease is up>>> no plate smashing or ouzo > Malaka > legs right upto her bum hole > sounds like she is singing out of it > two pillocks playing in the bath infront of medussa > fcuk them off back stage with the ape and horse >
16 Spain >>> Barca or Madrid>>> Spanish version of Hanson brothers > bob Marley sounding act > bad sounding hanson bothers Marley mixed bag > do what for your lover as meatloaf will not do it
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Azerbaijan for me. Kate Bush almost.
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At least the Norwegian keyboard player has the sense to remain anonymous!
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17 is up > Norge >>> have some respect please> Han er norsk > it was ok untill he went into english > shite > Eurovision will not be held in oslo next term > wish some horse or ape back stage would kill this act>
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18 now upto the hockey >
These 3 pillocks are on stage again > no fun as Sex Pistols sang>
The perfect Eurovision host should learn to shut the heck up
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You'd think with three presenters there's be a good chance that at least one of them isn't a charisma vacuum. Oh well.
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When was the last time the UK sent a song that had an actual hook to it? I can't remember one from the past 10 years at least. Right-hand side of the scoreboard again.
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Back to number 18 > > > U.K. Lizzie jones > she don't sound welsh >
Looks more like a mick on a drip > who she keep on pointing at > thumbs up by her > not me >
When is next act staring
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Who is doing the talking for the bbc as he is talking crap aswell
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Graham Norton
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A schoolfriend of my lad's has flown back from Heathrow to Kiev to sit and watch this stuff live. He's got a ticket for the second row! He's back at school on Monday too.
BobG
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This one is pure Eurovision.
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19 >>> Cyprus >> its van persi the former arsenal/ man utd player> with two dancing fcukwits > why do fcukwits come in pairs of threes >
20 up next 6 more to go >>> where is the fast forwrad button > Romania >>> they don't look like Roma > there not sat down begging > they think they are Swiss > yoldleing and whatever it is don't go>
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A schoolfriend of my lad's has flown back from Heathrow to Kiev to sit and watch this stuff live. He's got a ticket for the second row! He's back at school on Monday too.
BobG
Not going to ask the obvious bob
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load of shite - should all have to sing in their own languages for a start, and do songs called "bing bong-a-bing bong"
classy tat on the british bird too - looked like a fuċking gas fitter - best not to draw attention to your bingo wings if at all possible, love
the romanian yodelling song is the first "proper" eurovision song - far and away the best so far...
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Ayup, it's Patsy Palmer!
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Azerbaijan for me. Kate Bush... almost.
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germany: shite song, hoping the bird is going to rip of her skirt revealing a pair of high cut panties and a spectacular kamelzehe (camel toe)
bah - another diappointment...
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21 > ze Germans > pitty it's not the World Cup > she is from Germany = hairy arm pit watch > must have a hairy gash since she is German > top lip needs some bic attention > dan Kerr Shann > bitter > two world wars and one World Cup >
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This is what the UK should be doing - all the great rock groups we have and we continually send tepid shite instead of showing what's great about British music. If it still fails, at least we'd have done it with a bang and not a bloody whimper.
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wouldn't it be great if some lank-haired herberts tipped up from macedonia or somewhere equally grim and thrashed out something like "song 2" by blur - really went for it, did the job, dropped their instruments on stage and walked off without a second glance...
and not bullshit soft-rock crap like those ukrainian t**ts...
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How the Belgian monotone crap managed to qualify from the semis is still a mystery to me. She sang it really badly then too.
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wouldn't it be great if some lank-haired herberts tipped up from macedonia or somewhere equally grim and thrashed out something like "song 2" by blur - really went for it, did the job, dropped their instruments on stage and walked off without a second glance...
and not bullshit soft-rock crap like those ukrainian t**ts...
I'd love The Damned to do it and blow everybody else off the stage lol.
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Home advantage act is up >>> bono U2 > but no edge next to him> it's yet another bag of shit> why is he wearing a cut up coal sack> max headrow makes an appearance > where is the off button on my plasma >
Belgium up next > 17 year old girl > she gave the crowd clap > Iam still waiting for her to start > joy division? > smokers cough voice >
it's growing on me > has half a chance
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Sweden is up >>> left wing liberal > Michael Jackson > its like been in park lane mid week > four more bjorn borgs just gate crashed > started ok but fell into the fjord >
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25 up now > Bulgaria > its Harry Potter from platform 9b> looks like Marc almond > facup ears > jacket is two sizes too small > no apes or horses on stage yet >
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bugger - missed the 17 yer old belgian girl !
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shameful hairy-minged trollope from france - afraid it's my civil duty to despise her out of hand...
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Last act it's France > at least it's sang in national tounge > Jim appell ddr > cest ce se > cet un chat >
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excellent - the dutch girl looked like shrek's girlfriend - i think "sturdy" is the word...
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Well I can't cast my 12 points on any act tbh
but portagul had best chance
And I can't remember anymore stand out.
Moldova will do well
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And the winner of this year's Eurovision Stereotype Competition is....not on facebook! :lol:
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shameful hairy-minged trollope from france - afraid it's my civil duty to despise her out of hand...
oh dear - looked like a nun....
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If I was playing Texas hold erm I go all in with me chips with Moldavia
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Now we go from the 26 comedy acts to the vote by text comedy act
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The wild card is Romania's yodel meets rap effort. It's one of those nutty Eurovision songs that you just can't predict how it'll do.
I still like Portugal and Belarus, but don't go getting the idea that I expect anything that I like to do well! lol
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another year goes by without khazakstan doing a cover version of "throw the jew down the well"...
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the belorussian pikeys in the faux boat were sufficiently appaling to deserve a vote or two...
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The worst act has to be the crow-acts .(Croatia)
Just for the poundshop leather jacket
But I predict they will at least match if not beat the U.K. Result.
That toot who is playing the recorder now was the best act
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f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !
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not too sure about the hand-held drum with the pony-tailed butt plug stuck in it mind...
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f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !
You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol
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germany: shite song, hoping the bird is going to rip of her skirt revealing a pair of high cut panties and a spectacular kamelzehe (camel toe)
bah - another diappointment...
Fcuk me HH do you still get your porn from the top shelf at your local newsagents.
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f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !
You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol
you, sir, are a joyless pedant
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germany: shite song, hoping the bird is going to rip of her skirt revealing a pair of high cut panties and a spectacular kamelzehe (camel toe)
bah - another diappointment...
Fcuk me HH do you still get your porn from the top shelf at your local newsagents.
nope - i make my own snuff movies...
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f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !
You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol
Fcuk that is daft rule about not having more than six people on stage but it's ok for a ape or a horse to be in the act
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Best presenter of the night lol
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f**k's sake - the ukrainian stuff on now with the orchestral techno riff and the giant hooty vuvulelas - why wasn't this their entry - would have won by a country mile !
You can only have six people on stage and not go over three minutes, that's why! lol
Fcuk that is daft rule about not having more than six people on stage but it's ok for a ape or a horse to be in the act
They can be dressed how they like as long as there isn't more than six of them!
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What's the worst part of Eurovision
The acts
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Watching the shite they go through while waiting for the results to start > be a good time to cut to a news update.
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That's twice bukks Fizz got a mention
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What happened to Ireland have they worked out that is costs a arm and. Agee legs to host Eurovision and downgraded its stock.
Allways recall these type of votes
U.K. > IRE > 10pointd
IRE > U.K. > 2points
Took them years of winning it to figure that one out
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stay classy, australia - fụcking ignorant convicts....
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What happened to Ireland have they worked out that is costs a arm and. Agee legs to host Eurovision and downgraded its stock.
Allways recall these type of votes
U.K. > IRE > 10pointd
IRE > U.K. > 2points
Took them years of winning it to figure that one out
They had a young lad who sounded like he been sucking on a canister of helium and didn't qualify from the semis.
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This is a true fact
AC/DC were playing out in olso years back and the Eurovision Song Contest was been held in olso the day before.
I was outside the stadium holding the eurovisin selling norway flags and scarfs and had a load of AC/DC scarfs with me aswell.
I sold every AC/DC scarf for obvious reasons
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Fcuk me Glynn your top tw just got 12 and 10 points
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Did anyone notice that the Albanian corespondent was packing a gun
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this whole scoring thing is a farce - taking scores from countries that didn't even make the final, and no reading through the whole list of who gets how many from each jury - crock of shıt !
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jesus - the norwegian chuckle brothers !
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Two puffs from norway ffs
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The French tart was trying to cha uo one of the two male Ukraine tv corispondents > who is going to tell her that they are sleeping with each other.
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did you see what I just saw Eurovision is getting overexposure
not sure how much of his attributes we saw had an Australian flag around him
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The bloke on the right of that pic Coleman looks like Jurgen Klopp. What's he doing there? Ain't he got something more important to be doing?
Bob
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The bloke on the right of that pic Coleman looks like Jurgen Klopp. What's he doing there? Ain't he got something more important to be doing?
Bob
Another post flying over everyone's head ???
in simple terms he jumped on the stage pulled his zip down on his trousers doing a bit of a dance and might have demonstrated he might ? not have been a eunuch anyhow he had a lot of balls (but not intelligence ) to do that
was hard to spot surely the world saw what happened ??
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ok just checked the internet and I am not senile (yet) at fist i saw a bare ar$e -- i wasn't even paying attention
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/tv/2017/05/13/australian-streaker-strikes-bum-note-eurovision-stage-invasion/#
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What exciting lives you guys lead !!
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This is my favourite ever thread. Absolute comedy gold, had me doubled up. Thanks Oslo and friends. Brilliant !!