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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: not on facebook on May 19, 2017, 12:15:43 pm
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Do you still drink it and if so are you a full b*llocks milk drinker or a freak of a skimmed milk drinker.
Full milk for me all the time ,and fcuk the health issues as any type of skimmed milk is cat piss for the left wing lip smackers.
Have to say the Norwegian milk is the best milk I have ever tried ever .If I was ever to move back to the U.K. the one thing that I bring back from Norway is the milk by the ship or truck load > and sell it on to whoever in blighty.
Tried the milk back in U.K. And it's shite ,god knows what they give to the noggy cows but it must be working ,maybe it's just down to Norwegian cows been more happy than British cows.
Milk has to be head ache cold when you neck or glup it down ,if you sip milk you should milk boarded in buckets of full fat milk.
What goes great with milk is more milk .
Used to love walking home from town back to cantley and having the odd milk bottle away from whatever doorstep ,but allways set the empty back down.
Support your local milk man and get your milk off him ,keep the poor fcuker in a job.
Bring back the milk cup .
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Can't stand the stuff. Never liked it.
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Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.
Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.
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Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
No you wouldn't because I never put my name down for one.
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Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.
Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.
Thatcher put a stop to all that!
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Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
No you wouldn't because I never put my name down for one.
I would have put your name down for you Glynn fella
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Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
No you wouldn't because I never put my name down for one.
I would have put your name down for you Glynn fella
You'd have had to go to Derbyshire to do it! lol
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Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.
Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.
Thatcher put a stop to all that!
Harold Wilson was the original milk snatcher.
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Allways thought that there was something quite not right with you Glynn ,but could never put my finger on it untill this thread.
Would have loved to have been in your class at school so I could have had your free 3/4 sized bottle of milk every day .
If I have constant memory's from St. Peter's primary school sandy lane ,is nuns and red straw silver top milk and slurp slurp slurp mid morning.
Thatcher put a stop to all that!
If she not had stopped free milk to schools it was only just around the corner to be stopped
by another pm or the 'full fat milk brigade ' is bad for you mob would have had there say.
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Fcuk Wilson or thatcher now we have a start of a milk wars thread
Only started this thread to try and bring some joy to the Milkys
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I remember our lass once having a milk bath on holiday in Morocco. The bloke said to her "do you want it pasteurised?" She said, "No, just up to me tits".
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I thought you was been serious for a moment then BB .
Who had a milk round when they was a nipper > I did > I was ok with the early mornings and in the summer it was a pleasure but in the winter it was hard .
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Semi skimmed, especially with tea. Why anyone would want to put cream in a cup of tea is beyond me.
Guess that makes me a left wing lip smacker who drinks cat piss.
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NICKDRFC is semi skimmed or Half skimmed or whatever skimmed not like drinking diluted water ?
As for tea ,its tea without milk or cream for me .
As for the left wing lip smacker ,do you have a beard ?
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I put coffee whitener in my tea, but drink coffee black. Work that one out!
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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.
Coffee black .
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I remember our lass once having a milk bath on holiday in Morocco. The bloke said to her "do you want it pasteurised?" She said, "No, just up to me tits".
You are Benny Hill and I claim my £5
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I'd heard that joke 5 or 6 years before Benny Hill used it!
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Oh no! I like milk AND am a left hand golfer cricketer snooker player but a right hand thrower, writer.
I'm just like Oslo. Shoot me now.
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Allways said you was a top bloke TT
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Milk plus from the Korova Milk Bar anyone?
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Although I'm right-handed, I wear my watch on my right wrist and can play pool and snooker with either hand but that's about it. My sister is fully ambidextrous, she can write with either hand. My Dad was left-handed so it's always made me wonder whether there is a touch of genetics about handedness or not.
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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.
Coffee black .
Softball? Rounders?
FFS! Oslo, think of your street cred 😀
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Played softball at St. Peter's and the field had to move over every time I was on the hockey .
Never played rounders but if I did it would be with my right hand.
Street cred still intact I hope
But when I ever go butterfly catching I allways have the fishing net on a pole in my left hand
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Although I'm right-handed, I wear my watch on my right wrist and can play pool and snooker with either hand but that's about it. My sister is fully ambidextrous, she can write with either hand. My Dad was left-handed so it's always made me wonder whether there is a touch of genetics about handedness or not.
Why is it when you see somebody trying to write with their left hand that it looks so painful and the most unnatural thing in the world.
Christ how did some manage to right left handed when it was nibs ink and blotting paper ,as that must have been impossible .
I recall ink pens at St. Peter's primary school and the school desks at St. Peter's high with the ink well in the top corner > which in turn made a pog goal/ net.
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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.
Coffee black .
I play golf right handed, but I have a left handed 7 iron in my bag
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It's claimed that males over the last 30 years are more ambidextrous than their predecessors.
Many of them have learnt to use a computer mouse with one hand while simultaneously using the other for masturbating.
So I've heard, like.
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I'm ambidextrous with everything bar writing. Quite useful when playing snooker
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You're really not going to like this NOF, but I drink Soya Milk...
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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.
Coffee black .
I play golf right handed, but I have a left handed 7 iron in my bag
Did you nick that left handed 7 iron from cantley park pitch and putt
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You're really not going to like this NOF, but I drink Soya Milk...
There is allways one black sheep fella.
I have never tried the stuff soya milk but it don't sound too great .
Once had goats milk at me nan nans and that was strange tbh
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I play golf with a left handed 7iron ,cricket Iam keggy handed ,soft ball bat will be held to my left and rounders with me right hand and tennis right handed.
Coffee black .
I play golf right handed, but I have a left handed 7 iron in my bag
Did you nick that left handed 7 iron from cantley park pitch and putt
No I bought it, it's come in handy many a time on the golf course
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I used to work on wentworth golf course on west drive between holes 4/5 I think it was as a groundsmen gardener at a house called mandalay .
Some rich Arab had it and it was worth 7 million back then in early 1990s .
Good there is some money round that neck of the woods.
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Not surprised that you are a left hander. Happy if you stay in Norway forever dude.
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Don't play golf,drink black tea with sugar,hate the smell of coffee and everything coffee based,haven't drunk milk since early September 1968,first day at school.
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Not surprised that you are a left hander. Happy if you stay in Norway forever dude.
Who said I was a left handed fcuk head
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Not surprised that you are a left hander. Happy if you stay in Norway forever dude.
Who said I was a left handed fcuk head
Definitely a "left footer" though!
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Why is it when somebody is a left footer playing football that they somehow look more stylish on the ball?. Semi skimmed like many other things became popular because the government told us it was healthier. Just like they said marg was better than butter but years later they are realising it isn't. I'm sure sweeteners in tea will be the same. At one point Diesel cars were 'better for the environment'- :laugh:. Best thing to do listen to the government and do the opposite you will last longer. By the way i'm a semi skimmed victim.
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You're really not going to like this NOF, but I drink Soya Milk...
There is allways one black sheep fella.
I have never tried the stuff soya milk but it don't sound too great .
Once had goats milk at me nan nans and that was strange tbh
Was that a nanny(s) goat?
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Not surprised that you are a left hander. Happy if you stay in Norway forever dude.
Who said I was a left handed fcuk head
Definitely a "left footer" though!
Your right there mutley fella and I have to carry that cross around with me
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Why is it when somebody is a left footer playing football that they somehow look more stylish on the ball?. Semi skimmed like many other things became popular because the government told us it was healthier. Just like they said marg was better than butter but years later they are realising it isn't. I'm sure sweeteners in tea will be the same. At one point Diesel cars were 'better for the environment'- :laugh:. Best thing to do listen to the government and do the opposite you will last longer. By the way i'm a semi skimmed victim.
Looks like it's only me that still drinks full fat milk going on this mori poll.
I have tried full skimmed and semi skimmed and the look of the full skimmed was enough to put us off.
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You have got hay fever because of all the full fat milk you drink dude.
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Iam onto full skimmed as from now then .
I can live with been a left wing lip smacker if needs be ,but this hay fever drags me down
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Semi skimmed, especially with tea. Why anyone would want to put cream in a cup of tea is beyond me.
Guess that makes me a left wing lip smacker who drinks cat piss.
Bang on with that Nick.
To answer Oslo's question though. Not only do I prefer whole milk, I like the Gold Top stuff from Jersey cows... Ice cold on your cornflakes and wolf 'em down before they go soggy... HEAVEN!
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Whats always puzzled me is who thought about drinking the stuff that comes out of a cows tit?
Smacks of beastiality to me 😀😀
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You eat eggs filo ? Shall I draw you a picture where they come from ?
Or are you still stuck on what came first theory chicken or egg.
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Semi skimmed, especially with tea. Why anyone would want to put cream in a cup of tea is beyond me.
Guess that makes me a left wing lip smacker who drinks cat piss.
Bang on with that Nick.
To answer Oslo's question though. Not only do I prefer whole milk, I like the Gold Top stuff from Jersey cows... Ice cold on your cornflakes and wolf 'em down before they go soggy... HEAVEN!
A chap that I would be happy going to war with watching his back or vice versa
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You eat eggs filo ? Shall I draw you a picture where they come from ?
Or are you still stuck on what came first theory chicken or egg.
I don't eat the shell 😜
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What about those that use carnation milk how would they be bracketed? :laugh:
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Can you still get that stuff ? Seem to recall it came in a small red and white tin and it was terrible stuff.
Had a a print of a small red flower on in .
Was it called > roses carnation tinned milk?
Once tried it in a cup of tea when I was much much younger because there was no milk in the fridge and bascially nearly chucked me gutts up.
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Thought a lot of people on this forum would be complaining that they hadn't drunk milk since Thatcher snatched it
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Thought a lot of people on this forum would be complaining that they hadn't drunk milk since Thatcher snatched in
When you think about it she might have done some of you all a favour ,when you think that it's was full fat milk that was only on the market back then .
Today according to the so called experts full fat milk is a NO NO ,hence why you have the option of that shite skimmed milk .
Allways got told that milk was good for your teeth back then
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Can you still get that stuff ? Seem to recall it came in a small red and white tin and it was terrible stuff.
Had a a print of a small red flower on in .
Was it called > roses carnation tinned milk?
Once tried it in a cup of tea when I was much much younger because there was no milk in the fridge and bascially nearly chucked me gutts up.
I remember trying it with coffee (Camp Coffee if anyone remembers that one) and it was great.
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For some reason that I can't explain my milk consumption has gone up ten fold after this thread was started.
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Now then. Talking about how we first disvcovered things to eat, its always made me wonder about bread...
Some bloke or woman saw this thing growing in a field and thought ...'I know I'll gather a few of these seeds, grind them down with a stone until its a powder, then mix it with some water, bash it about a bit, then throw it in the fire and see what happens.'
Amazing.
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That was my next thread 'The history of bread ' now blown to bits.
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We have a sort of sour curdled milk goo called Laban the Arabs love it.
Horrific stuff. I swear if you spilled it on a concrete patio, the edges would curl.
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Don't know if this thread has owt to do with it or a combination of the milk gods or the chief noggy cow union ,but mr oldest will be at a casting audition test on Friday for a Norwegian milk addvert.
If he is chosen he will get paid 10,000 Kr > £1000 for his troubles. Which is a massive step up for the two boxes of pokerman go cards and 200 Kr > £20 that he got for the local council education video he was on for computor classes .
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But you have to understand that two small boys drinking milk and one of them did not know who Accrington Stanley were;;;;;;What an advert that was he he :P :P :P :P :P :P
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But you have to understand that two small boys drinking milk and one of them did not know who Accrington Stanley were;;;;;;What an advert that was he he :P :P :P :P :P :P
I have just showed that accrington Stanley footage to mr lad via you tube .
But it's a tad strange as I have drummed into him that noggy milk is the best milk in the world every time he clocks me taking a good swag of the stuff from the fridge.
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Oslo,
You need to re-visit Carnation evaporated milk, mate. I used to have it on apple pie or with jelly when I was a kid. Absolutely bloody delicious stuff; really sweet and creamy. I recently had a coffee made with it and it was tremendous. Knocks your full cream fresh milk into a cocked hat.
I wonder if your bad experience was down to having some that had gone off. I did once make that mistake as a nipper. Chucked half a tin of the stuff onto my apple pie, shovelled it into my mouth and spat it straight back across the dining table at my brother. Tasted like I'd just gulped a mouthful of cat piss.
Fortunately there was still plenty of pie left and a fresh tin of Carnation in the fridge so I got my pudding and the look on our Dave's pie-covered face was priceless.
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Never thought that I might have had a bad tin of that carnation milk and I have been carrying that experience on me shoulders for last 40 odd years.
Will give you the benefit of the doubt next time Iam back in blighty mike f.
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Good news for a change as me oldest lad has been selected for the milk addvert.
Filming takes place this Thursday.
Christ what would I have done with £1000 at his age ,most probally spunked it up the wall at the bottom shops post office cantley on untold pick and mix sorties .
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think we need to ask a Milkwall supporter
just realised why they have a lot of bottle
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Nowt like milking your own applause is there fella
Ps it did make us chuckle