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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: not on facebook on May 26, 2017, 03:22:43 pm
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I was a very young wet & green behind the ears when Maggie had a 3 course meal with me wing nuts .
Wtf is going on here as every nerve in my body lept out of it doing happy we want more summer salts .
It sound like a massive ocean wave was crashing into me lug hole and my era place was on flood alert like a sub that had just had a mine bombing session > dive dive dive .
Only time in my life that my toes managed to cross over each other without me doing it myself.
So after me left lug hole had been sapped of all fealing and emotion Maggie set about on me right lug hole > a little lick there and a little lick there followed by slurp slurp slurp and the right ear hole was on defcon WTF is going on 5 .
I have no idea what Maggie is doing but ima going back for more and more.
But why do birds at that age allways then have to leave their mark that you are spoken for with a ' keep off he is mine warning ' > by chewing into your neck walking dead style and leave a SHAGGER .
Where a good era lashing is a 10 out of 10 score card sensation ,the shagger on the neck is a -10 .
Toothpaste don't work when you rub it into said shagger as only time will clear it.
Hate to think where this thread might end up ,but Iam not getting involved.
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A lass tried it with me once but it just ended with her waxing lyrical.
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Hate to think where this thread might end up ,but Iam not getting involved.
So why start? are you bored
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Not board just that I had to nip across to Sweden to pick up some kiss gear .
Now Iam back Iam involved.
So then so then who had stuck their tounge in your birds eye of biyfriiends at got a taste of ear wax
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Agree im going to pull my toe nails out for fun.
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Is the next one gonna be 'the first time a bird shoved her finger up yer bum'?
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Is the next one gonna be 'the first time a bird shoved her finger up yer bum'?
Or
"Does your old fella swing to the left or swing to the right? Cos if it goes off to the right >>>>>said bloke is a f**kin homo"
Or
"Do you ever give yersen a security wipe after a good shit? Ya know, you've already wiped clean but another one for good measure leaving you free to enjoy the rest of yer day".
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Thought I try and bring a bit of humor back on board ,but it's obvious that we are on different levels with some of the left wing luvvies it seems
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Oslo some of the girls from your school were 'good to the lads'
Please note that is a memory from school days and not as a paedo post school age
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NO, Do not try a bit of humor on them it is wasted. They are beyond help, I understand you wanting to lighten the mood from all the arguing but it seems that they just want argument, so leave them to it.
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Aye, we must be on different levels cos I was taking the piss.
But I suppose something's only funny if you decide it is.
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Not at all,m the bloke is just trying to be funny as an alternative is all you lot go for his throat, if he has other views to your and others is this not alloweddy has an opinion. God knows I have been on the end of some of people's comments, lighten up.
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...suppose you missed the part where I pointed out that I was taking the piss and just replied to what you thought I said eh?
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Thought I try and bring a bit of humor back on board ,but it's obvious that we are on different levels with some of the left wing luvvies it seems
Well my reply made me laugh, sorry it was at your expense my right wing lovely.
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Well you only stated you were taking the piss after I challenged your comment, but you have had a go at me before so hey ho Que Serra Serra
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Aye, we must be on different levels cos I was taking the piss.
But I suppose something's only funny if you decide it is.
Sorry about that old bean as I miss read your intentions as I took it on board that you was saying
I was an iron of types.
Strange place is a forum when posts are miss read ,not be first or last time it happens.
Lot worse things happen i sea I guess.
Ps nudga I will acknowledge that your post was funny ,give the Hawthorne club a ring as they pay good money for stand ups.
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Well you only stated you were taking the piss after I challenged your comment, but you have had a go at me before so hey ho Que Serra Serra
You chose to take it as an attack.
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Yes and not for the first time with you, but Glyn not joining you this time and as we all know syme never will again
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Oh yes and as I told them, Better have tried.
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Well you only stated you were taking the piss after I challenged your comment, but you have had a go at me before so hey ho Que Serra Serra
You chose to take it as an attack.
As I was saying in me post above 'what one types and what another reads can be so far apart'
It's the follow up replys that brings out drama .
It's why will all enjoy the off topic section ,some are pulling their hair out whiles others are chomping on the thread while others are shouting their nads off.
You might be left wing with or with out a beard or you might be right wing with a in growing toe nail or you could well be both wings or no wings ,but at least you will add some input .
It's the lurkers that worry me ,sat there with a opinion but hiding behind the reply or post button
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Yes and not for the first time with you, but Glyn not joining you this time and as we all know syme never will again
So what has happened to mr syme?
I put up a thread asking what has happened to my syme and last I read he might be on his
holidays > thread seems to have vanished and no sign of syme.
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I checked all members on the forum - he is not there but then checked on the e-mail address that he had used via the official site's gizmo, and another poster was a member with the same e-mail address last JUly but only one post. He has vanished, personally I would like to think he got fed up rather than someone got the moderators to get rid of him, there are some nasty people on this site and some are very spiteful. It was not me by the way.
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Why would you have two different names running at the same time ?
I must have Ben holding the door while everyone went in to sign up.
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It was Fr for just one day, I thought it was last year but it was before that, but still I hope he did not leave through someone being nasty and spiteful. That being the case we would all be gone
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Oslo 1 - Mr Syme nil
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For what it's worth I find Oslo / NOFs posts amusing and he often says something's that quite a few of us relate to but don't say.
Sometimes he steps over the mark but that's just how he speaks and posts - I don't think he does any of it with malice or intent to offend.
Syme on the other hand was just out to cause confrontation and wind people up for no other reason to wind them up.
Different people have different tolerance levels - I chose to ignore Syme but choose to enjoy the vast majority of Oslos posts.
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Oslo just phrases things differently, although not always eloquent he puts good points forward
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Syme did get under your skin ,like I suppose I do with others and he was a kunt but he was our kunt.
Don't quite know what he got banned for ,surely for not getting under ones skin ? But with syme gone the off topic section will suffer .
I got the impression that he was just a wind up merchant ,but he was far to clever for that and that was not in his social structure .
He was that far left that he had two left feet,and had a full arsenal of facts and figures to back his claims ,puts me to shame really.
Look forward to when his ban has lifted if the case .
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I can't remember her name but I nearly sure she lives in Norway now