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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: NickDRFC on June 08, 2017, 09:55:57 am

Title: If you could...
Post by: NickDRFC on June 08, 2017, 09:55:57 am
...be one poster on this forum for one day, who would it be and why?

I'll start by saying I'd be silent_majority, but it would have to be on a day that he was meeting with Shaun Harvey. I'd be fascinated to see what he was thinking with the Chaka Kahn Trophy!
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: glosterred on June 08, 2017, 10:07:23 am
I am who I am and sod being anyone else. As a Yorkshireman I say what I like and like what I say


Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: GazLaz on June 08, 2017, 11:57:57 am
Nuga without doubt.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: RoversAlias on June 08, 2017, 12:58:52 pm
Coleman's Left Hook, if only to learn the method behind the madness.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: selby on June 08, 2017, 01:37:31 pm
Billy Stubbs Tears, time he was back,the forum is the poorer for his not posting,and the same goes for others who no longer take part in the forum.
   The more people who take part the better, whether we agree with their views or not,everyone has their own take on things,and are entitled to express them on here.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Filo on June 08, 2017, 03:52:02 pm
I'd be Mad Mick.

Again.

Not Carling? 😀
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Yargo on June 08, 2017, 04:18:42 pm
Billy Stubbs Tears, time he was back,the forum is the poorer for his not posting,and the same goes for others who no longer take part in the forum.

Does Billy Bragg still live by the sea in his cliff top mansion in Dorset? Just that should Rovers sign a player called Billy Clifftop i will sign in on here as Billy's Clifftop Views. Will Lord Bragg write a song about it? Purely a rhetorical question as Glyn will understand
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on June 08, 2017, 05:17:48 pm
Just because a question doesn't require an answer it doesn't make it a rhetorical question.

It can just as easily be a pile of drivel that's impossible to comprehend..
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on June 08, 2017, 05:30:34 pm
Not on facebook - cos I've heard that Norway is a splendid country
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: not on facebook on June 08, 2017, 06:21:24 pm
Not on facebook - cos I've heard that Norway is a splendid country

Some pictures here of Norway,mainly best parts at various seasonly times.

The ones from loften is the area where me daughter lives

http://www.pxleyes.com/blog/2012/07/norway-photography/
Title: Re: If you could... just for you mate
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on June 08, 2017, 07:08:20 pm
Coleman's Left Hook, if only to learn the method behind the madness.

https://www.drfc-vsc.co.uk/index.php?topic=262558.0
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Nudga on June 08, 2017, 07:17:14 pm
Nuga without doubt.

Gaaayyy!
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Nudga on June 08, 2017, 07:20:00 pm
Mine would be Albert Trousers, I just like the name and I'm considering changing my name by deed poll to Albert Trousers.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: idler on June 08, 2017, 07:48:08 pm
I think it's a pants name.😜
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on June 08, 2017, 07:58:51 pm
Mine would be Albert Trousers, I just like the name and I'm considering changing my name by deed poll to Albert Trousers.

That'd be a turn-up for the books.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: idler on June 08, 2017, 07:59:54 pm
Well it creased me.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: i_ateallthepies on June 08, 2017, 08:02:54 pm
This thread has got legs...
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on June 08, 2017, 08:13:46 pm
Good to see people making great strides at humour, to lighten up the mood of the forum.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: RedJ on June 08, 2017, 08:26:32 pm
Nowt like living by the seat of your pants.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: StocktonRover on June 08, 2017, 09:52:31 pm
What a waist this thread has depleted into
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: not on facebook on June 08, 2017, 10:24:09 pm
Since that syme has fcuked off I go for Glynn > I nip straight down to jims tattoo shop and get a ddr tattoo on me forehead .go straight back to glynns home and have a dump in his bog without flushing the logs away. then go round round town on a massive bender making sure I got barred from every pub and put on pub watch with slotted time I had left.

Then log into here and watch the out cry in off topic section on here.
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on June 08, 2017, 10:31:21 pm
Since that syme has fcuked off I go for Glynn > I nip straight down to jims tattoo shop and get a ddr tattoo on me forehead .go straight back to glynns home and have a dump in his bog without flushing the logs away. then go round round town on a massive bender making sure I got barred from every pub and put on pub watch with slotted time I had left.

Then log into here and watch the out cry in off topic section on here.

Just imagine what I'd be doing in your body whilst you're doing all that! lol
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: not on facebook on June 08, 2017, 10:33:26 pm
You be too stressed to live my front door after necking all my full fat milk
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on June 08, 2017, 10:36:37 pm
But I owouldn't drinking, you know I hate milk! I might do something else to it though...heh heh heh
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: not on facebook on June 08, 2017, 10:42:10 pm
Glynn you have never seen the state of my turds have you ,as I have to beat them up with a huge stick madrid police style so said turd can negotiate the u bend .

Glynn you would not be able to do fcuk all in my body as you don't have a bad bone in yer ,at worst you would have signed me up to a cantley  library membership/subscription
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: Herman Hessian on June 09, 2017, 09:47:55 pm
i'd like to be susan (or whatever his/her name might actually be) - the idea that you can have a w**k, and then - straight away - do it again, and again, and again and again and again until your fingers bleed or fall off is of almost infinite interest to me...
Title: Re: If you could...
Post by: not on facebook on June 10, 2017, 07:57:59 am
Herman you will go blind