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Title: Best insults
Post by: albie on December 25, 2017, 12:46:18 pm
No Xmas is complete without a bit of creative friction.

The Indy has a list of British put downs;
https://www.indy100.com/node/8127481

I can't believe wazzock hasn't made the cut.

I bet some on here can take an insult and run with it!
Title: Re: Best insults
Post by: Filo on December 25, 2017, 01:19:28 pm
Shaking like a shitting dog
Title: Re: Best insults
Post by: roversdude on December 25, 2017, 07:28:18 pm
Some decent ones at Jimmy Carr last Friday- he got rather pissed off with some of the audience
Title: Re: Best insults
Post by: Donnywolf on December 25, 2017, 07:38:28 pm
Back in the days of The Gaumont in Donny I heard the best insult / counter heckle by Billy Connolly

There was a guy heckling and coming out with "rubbish" spoiling the night. We had paid to watch BC not listen to the heckler

Just as Billy was about to sing his Wellies Song the heckler piped up again - so BC stops and says "does your mouth bleed every 28 days" I laughed then as did almost everybody in the place and (as you have now seen) I like to tell people of it even now !
Title: Re: Best insults
Post by: Nudga on December 25, 2017, 07:49:46 pm
Some decent ones at Jimmy Carr last Friday- he got rather pissed off with some of the audience

I was there too, and yes those two groups of chavs nearly ruined the show.
Jimmy Carr is awesome though, saw him at Manchester two years ago, he's brutal.
Title: Re: Best insults
Post by: Filo on December 25, 2017, 07:56:50 pm
Roy 'spook spook' Jay, could n't handle the hecklers in the Old Club in Stainy years ago, so he did a runner out of the dressing room window 😀😀😀😀
Title: Re: Best insults
Post by: roversdude on December 25, 2017, 08:06:30 pm
Turner turner