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Title: Dean shiels
Post by: rich1471 on January 03, 2018, 02:35:22 am
Shocking to read he had fake eyeballs thrown at him during the game against Falkirk and two players remain suspended for taunting him in a resent game over his disability.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Donnywolf on January 03, 2018, 07:25:44 am
What a sick sick set of people

.... and it seems Livermore (WBA) was taunted about his dead Son and waded into the West Ham fans after being substituted !
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: CrippyCooke on January 03, 2018, 09:08:36 am
FFS, imagine thinking this was a good idea when planning it before the match.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Campsall rover on January 03, 2018, 09:32:19 am
Unfortunately there are quite a number of ‘total morons’ who attend football matches. They need to be caught and banned for life.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: The Red Baron on January 03, 2018, 09:41:38 am
Shocking to read he had fake eyeballs thrown at him during the game against Falkirk and two players remain suspended for taunting him in a resent game over his disability.

I may be wrong, but I don't think the eye issue ever came up when he played down here. A very sorry incident. There seems a lot of bad blood between Falkirk and Dunfermline fans- the sort of thing you expect with the Old Firm but not so much elsewhere.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: legendslounger on January 03, 2018, 11:43:27 am
shocking behaviour!
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Alickismyhero on January 03, 2018, 12:25:48 pm
scum
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: the vicar on January 03, 2018, 02:10:29 pm
Absolute disgrace any player should get at least a 3 year ban and the same for any fan that goes the same thong
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Filo on January 03, 2018, 02:14:15 pm
Thats what happens when the men wear skirts in cold climates, it puddles the brain 😀😀😀😀😀
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: The Red Baron on January 03, 2018, 02:33:46 pm
Absolute disgrace any player should get at least a 3 year ban and the same for any fan that goes the same thong

Earlier in the season two Falkirk players were banned for eight and four games respectively for abusing Shiels with reference to his disability.

That's the way you have to look at it: no different from mocking someone because they have a prosthetic limb or are in a wheelchair.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Bentley Bullet on January 03, 2018, 02:35:09 pm
Thats what happens when the men wear skirts in cold climates, it puddles the brain 😀😀😀😀😀

Aye, all them thistles and they still haven't invented trousers yet.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Bentley Bullet on January 03, 2018, 02:40:29 pm
Earlier in the season two Falkirk players were banned for eight and four games respectively for abusing Shiels with reference to his disability.

That's the way you have to look at it: no different from mocking someone because they have a prosthetic limb or are in a wheelchair.

I know Scottish football's a pretty poor standard but what team have you been watching?  :ohmy:
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Dr Fundlekrotch on January 03, 2018, 03:16:53 pm
I run an under 16s team and one of my lads has a prosthetic eye.  We were at a tournament last year and a lad playing for a team from Batley said to him "you can't even look at me f***king straight".  My lad, in a very middle class tone replied "Well...that's not very polite, is it?"

The Batley lad got so wound up by his inability to wind up my lad that he hacked him down first chance he got and was red carded.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Donnywolf on January 03, 2018, 05:26:58 pm
Thats what happens when the men wear skirts in cold climates, it puddles the brain 😀😀😀😀😀
Especially if as The Vicar says they have only have a thong !
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Donnywolf on January 03, 2018, 05:39:14 pm
Livermore story here too now .... why would anyone be so banal as to think this would be funny

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42558360
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: RoversAlias on January 03, 2018, 06:01:24 pm
I run an under 16s team and one of my lads has a prosthetic eye.  We were at a tournament last year and a lad playing for a team from Batley said to him "you can't even look at me f***king straight".  My lad, in a very middle class tone replied "Well...that's not very polite, is it?"

The Batley lad got so wound up by his inability to wind up my lad that he hacked him down first chance he got and was red carded.

That is the perfect example of how to deal with such people. That kid has been taught right!

This Shiels story and especially the Livermore one from last night really make you wonder what goes through the heads of some people in this world. Just nasty, horrid individuals.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: rich1471 on January 03, 2018, 07:10:59 pm
Livermore story here too now .... why would anyone be so banal as to think this would be funny

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42558360
I read this earlier today what sort of horrible scum would ever say stuff like that , the police should be able to really strong action against them prison is to good for them   
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Jimmydee on January 03, 2018, 07:26:54 pm

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Filo, I would take that as a racist jibe.  So where do we stop from the original post?
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: PDX_Rover on January 03, 2018, 08:48:01 pm
Dean Shiels Stamps - a headline I had in my head if he ever got sent off for stamping...
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Filo on January 03, 2018, 09:43:10 pm

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Filo, I would take that as a racist jibe.  So where do we stop from the original post?

Lighten up man, how many times do we get the flat cap and whippet jibe?
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on January 03, 2018, 09:48:28 pm

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Thats what happens when the men wear skirts in cold climates, it puddles the brain 😀😀😀😀😀



Filo, I would take that as a racist jibe.  So where do we stop from the original post?

Lighten up man, how many times do we get the flat cap and whippet jibe?

This is a joke, right?
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: darren61 on January 03, 2018, 09:52:03 pm
 Unbelievable Jeff  :crying:
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: anne honemous on January 03, 2018, 10:38:28 pm
If Filo's comment is racist then this world has gone completely namby pamby and PC has taken over.

What next? The 'Paddy' jokes about the Irish are considered racist? The sheep shagger jokes about the Welsh are considered racist? Dare we even informally refer to French people as a particular creature that's usually found near a pond, or is that racist too?
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on January 03, 2018, 11:20:55 pm
If Filo's comment is racist then this world has gone completely namby pamby and PC has taken over.

What next? The 'Paddy' jokes about the Irish are considered racist? The sheep shagger jokes about the Welsh are considered racist? Dare we even informally refer to French people as a particular creature that's usually found near a pond, or is that racist too?

and when someone takes the pi$$ about yorkshiremen regarding ferrets pigeons and flat caps or even does a yorkie accent same rules apply

 
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Bentley Bullet on January 03, 2018, 11:26:25 pm
My Scottish mate called me an English bas**rd today, the racist bas**rd.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Copps is Magic on January 03, 2018, 11:35:05 pm
What about the one about the Yorkshire man beating his wife? Where's the line? I mean, it's all pretty much lazy stereotyping really isn't it. If you actually knew anyone Irish you'd feel pretty uncomfortable about making 'paddy' jokes, I imagine.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: idler on January 03, 2018, 11:39:24 pm
Don't the Irish make jokes about Kerrymen?
If you can laugh about yourself and the joke or remark isn't vicious or in bad taste then try to see the funny side.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Donnywolf on January 04, 2018, 07:50:58 am
They do ... its their own version of Irish jokes.

Same as we have regional humour with Scottish and Yorkshiremen being tight !

What the best selling Book in Scotland ? Indoor Games when its Poppy Day

How do you make the best Omlette in Donny ? First you borrow 2 eggs a small bag of Flour and some milk ...

There always has to be a "victim" or supposed victim in all humour and the above do not hurt anyone. Its when it gets nasty - personal - and directed at/towards that victim that it may cause offence and then its crossed the line
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on January 04, 2018, 08:09:25 pm
It’s not correct that there always has to be a victim in humour. Eric Morecambe (I think) got it right. All humour falls into one of two categories:
i) logic gone awry (Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.)

ii) a slipping of moral standards (why did the chicken cross the road? To escape from the pervert)

 If you think hard about it, every single joke you’ve ever heard sits in one of those categories. The best ones hit both. (Why did the pervert cross the road? Cos he had his knob stuck in the chicken.)

There is a peculiarly nasty British take on the slipping of moral standards side which seeks to humiliate or belittle a group or individual. They are reasonable if they are aimed at someone unpleasant or powerful. If the butt of the joke is weak or unable to answer back, they are effectively just bullying. But either way, there is far more to humour than just setting someone up to have a laugh at.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: RoversAlias on January 04, 2018, 08:36:07 pm
A good summation of the phenomenon that, BST. I personally am not one for the types of jokes mainly in focus in this thread although I fully understand why they get made. I think the younger generations perhaps don't lean towards that style either.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Dr Fundlekrotch on January 04, 2018, 10:27:29 pm
It’s not correct that there always has to be a victim in humour. Eric Morecambe (I think) got it right. All humour falls into one of two categories:
i) logic gone awry (Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.)

ii) a slipping of moral standards (why did the chicken cross the road? To escape from the pervert)

 If you think hard about it, every single joke you’ve ever heard sits in one of those categories. The best ones hit both. (Why did the pervert cross the road? Cos he had his knob stuck in the chicken.)

There is a peculiarly nasty British take on the slipping of moral standards side which seeks to humiliate or belittle a group or individual. They are reasonable if they are aimed at someone unpleasant or powerful. If the butt of the joke is weak or unable to answer back, they are effectively just bullying. But either way, there is far more to humour than just setting someone up to have a laugh at.

I don't know who said that first, BST but it was definitely used by Fry & Laurie in their "Comedy Masterclass" on Saturday Live (and "Weekend in Wallop")
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on January 04, 2018, 11:09:32 pm
Dr F

I’ve always had it in my head that it was Eric Morecambe for some reason, but it does sound more like the sort of thing that Stephen Fry would come up with. Whoever said it, it’s spot on. I’ve never ever come across a joke that doesn’t fit into one or other or both categories.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: GazLaz on January 05, 2018, 08:20:32 am
Nothing better than when a joke leads you down a long road and puts you exactly where it wants you then slaps you on the arse when you are expecting a slap round the face.
Title: Re: Dean shiels
Post by: Chris Black come back on January 05, 2018, 01:17:01 pm
SENSE.