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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Not Now Kato on May 12, 2018, 10:50:52 am

Title: Tattoo
Post by: Not Now Kato on May 12, 2018, 10:50:52 am

Bloke getting tattoo of an Indian on his back.
...half way through he says “put a tomahawk in his hand.”
...The tattooist said “Give us a chance mate, I’ve only just finished his turban.”

Title: Re: Tattoo
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 12, 2018, 11:14:34 am

I was talking to a girl in the pub last night. She was very attractive and to impress her I told her I was a Dentist. She was impressed by that, and we ended up going back to my place.

Back at mine we went straight upstairs and made love. After we'd finished She said, "I can tell you're a very good Dentist".
I said, "how can you tell"?
She said, "I didn't feel a thing"!