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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Not Now Kato on May 23, 2018, 08:26:26 am

Title: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: Not Now Kato on May 23, 2018, 08:26:26 am

Don't worry, the doctors say I'm going to be fine.
 
But I feel I have to warn you that the 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading name!

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: selby on May 23, 2018, 08:49:17 am

Great news, get well soon buddy.

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: RedJ on May 23, 2018, 09:10:36 am

I feel like this may be a whoosh moment

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: wilts rover on May 23, 2018, 04:38:12 pm

This might cheer you up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: tommy toes on May 23, 2018, 06:34:08 pm

This might.....
Back in Biblical days God says to Noah "Noah, now that the ark is empty, I want you to make it bigger"
Noah replies "Your wish is my command My Lord, what do you need"?
God says "Noah, I want you to add another twenty decks to the ark and fill it with fish"
Noah says "It will be done My Lord, what fish would you like"?
God says "I want it full of Koi Noah"
Noah replies "Why just Koi My Lord"?
God says "Because I want a multi storey carp ark."

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 23, 2018, 07:44:35 pm

Quote from: Not Now Kato on May 23, 2018, 08:26:26 am

Don't worry, the doctors say I'm going to be fine.
 
But I feel I have to warn you that the 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading name!

I once had a similar problem with a Goblin Teasmade.

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: Filo on May 23, 2018, 07:46:04 pm

Quote from: Bentley Bullet on May 23, 2018, 07:44:35 pm

Quote from: Not Now Kato on May 23, 2018, 08:26:26 am

Don't worry, the doctors say I'm going to be fine.
 
But I feel I have to warn you that the 'Dyson Ball Cleaner' has a very misleading name!

I once had a similar problem with a Goblin Teasmade.

I bet she was red hot 😀

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: roversdude on May 24, 2018, 05:40:01 am

 :headbang:.

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: nightporter on May 24, 2018, 08:58:27 am

Reminds me of the time I shagged a Princess




















burnt my c**k on the exhaust pipe.

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: turnbull for england on May 24, 2018, 10:50:10 am

Mate of mine used to have sex with lorries. He's hgv positive now

Title: Re: I'm Writing This From Hospital
Post by: Donnywolf on May 25, 2018, 05:36:38 am

Was he American cos technically then he would have a "Semi" on ?