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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 06:40:32 pm

Title: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 06:40:32 pm
Are the French being shellfish?
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: RedJ on August 29, 2018, 06:50:26 pm
They're just flexing their mussels.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: tommy toes on August 29, 2018, 07:23:31 pm
Our boats aren't whelkome there.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: MachoMadness on August 29, 2018, 07:31:17 pm
Are you fishing for replies BB? You'll have to cast your net a bit further I'm afraid.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Dagenham Rover on August 29, 2018, 07:42:14 pm
Dredging the bottom of the Bay aren't we now lads
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 07:45:11 pm
No mate, just questioning whether the French were being lawful when they closed in for the krill.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 07:46:34 pm
One of our boats was that badly damaged it had to limpet back home.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: graingrover on August 29, 2018, 08:00:54 pm
Aapparently it was an ad hoc decision to fish there.

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Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: RedJ on August 29, 2018, 08:05:52 pm
Oh Barniercles.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: tommy toes on August 29, 2018, 08:12:10 pm
Those Frenchies trying to be Johnnie  big pollocks again.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Not Now Kato on August 29, 2018, 08:46:53 pm
We need to shell out on bigger boats
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: drfchound on August 29, 2018, 08:57:13 pm
This is a football forum.
Can’t we get back to issues about the Keepnet please.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 08:59:16 pm
The government will mullet over with the Royal Navy before any action is taken.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: drfchound on August 29, 2018, 09:01:54 pm
Are you still using that line.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: RedJ on August 29, 2018, 09:09:14 pm
He's made a rod for his own back really.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Sprotyrover on August 29, 2018, 09:14:11 pm
This story seems very fishy to me!
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: drfchound on August 29, 2018, 09:21:42 pm
Our smallest boat out there is crewed by a fisherman and his wife, Rod and Annette.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on August 29, 2018, 09:25:45 pm
They need putting in their plaice. Got Eurocrat dabs all over it. Etc. Etc.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 09:43:34 pm
I heard that Angela Merkel was on board one of the French boats trying to catch a Hake for her senior economic advisor Michael Fuchs' supper. She was there all night for Fuchs Hake.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: tommy toes on August 29, 2018, 09:53:58 pm
They'll be singing a different tuna post Brexit.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on August 29, 2018, 10:26:37 pm
At least we might be selling our soles to them instead of our souls.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: big fat yorkshire pudding on August 29, 2018, 10:29:42 pm
Nothing story. Just telling them to cod off.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Donnywolf on August 31, 2018, 08:44:45 pm
There were a Group-er of em and the Bass-teds were throwing live fish at one stage .... luckily our boys had Mullet-proof vests on.

They'll get done cos their Dabs are all over them

Our response ? Play music to them - many a good Tuna played on an old fiddler Crab. Songs from South Pacific worked best with Salmonchanted Evening finally winning the day for us
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: tommy toes on August 31, 2018, 08:49:05 pm
Blimey John. How long did it take you to come up with that?
You going tomorrow? I'm going on me own on Len's coach. My lad is playing footie instead.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Donnywolf on September 01, 2018, 04:57:38 am
Pity I am not going - would have been "Brill" to meet up and have a "ling"ering pint or two & end up doing Conger round Pboro
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: tommy toes on September 01, 2018, 05:25:46 pm
Had a great day anyway John (apart from us not winning 5-1 as we should have) Met Tom B and Granville on the bus so having a good catch up while stuck in this bloody Peterborough car park.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Donnywolf on September 01, 2018, 05:38:50 pm
Quote from: tommy toes on September 01, 2018, 05:25:46 pm
Had a great day anyway John (apart from us not winning 5-1 as we should have) Met Tom B and Granville on the bus so having a good catch up while stuck in this bloody Peterborough car park.

Sitting still will make your asses "Hake"

Sorry like the bloke in Life of Brian now Ive started with the fish things I just cant "fin"ish doing it

Sea you soon
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: drfchound on September 01, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
You will have me blubbering if you don't stop this.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 01, 2018, 07:14:29 pm
Wolfie can't stop doing the fish puns now. He's become addicted to it. He can't help himself. He's not doing it on Porpoise.
Title: Re: EU Scallop Row
Post by: RedJ on September 01, 2018, 10:27:49 pm
How shellfish of him.