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Title: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 29, 2018, 07:54:53 am
I mean REALLY winds you up. Here are 4 Categories but feel free to add more

In Sport (or at Sport)     The Muppets at Golf who shout "Go in the Hole". The Ryder Cup is full of them

Telly Advert      Haribo where Hells Angels speak with kids voices
Telly Prog     Wanted Down Under  (No I never watch it - because it will be the same as any other I saw just with different people)

General      People who answer a question starting with "SO". Example Q "What number Bus to you take to Work" A "So I usually get the 27 Bus"


 :chair: Maybe I should get out more !
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on September 29, 2018, 10:03:56 am
Rising intonation at the end of every sentence, as though everything they say is a question.

Very common in the corporate world, and I think it's come over from america.

f**king hate it, and it winds me off the clock to the point of avoiding conversations with people that do it.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bollinger on September 29, 2018, 12:00:02 pm
1. The constant and recent misuse of the word 'of' instead of 'have'.  It started in writing with people saying 'he should of scored' and now it's everywhere in speech.

2.  TV Reporters who start a report with the words 'Yes, I mean...'

What do you mean? You've not told us anything yet.

3. The never-ending overuse of the word 'like' by millennials...'And I'm like a bit angry'.

You're not like a bit angry. You are angry. I witnessed an interview with a new university student this week. Her first sentence, which consisted of twelve words, included the unnecessary use of the word like four times. Norman Collier and his broken microphone would have made more sense. Or should I say he would of?

4. Laura Kuenssberg.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: tommy toes on September 29, 2018, 12:36:00 pm
All of the above except the Haribo ad whigh I quite like.
I have to turn off when that bloody Sally Nugent does the sport on BBC breakfast. She's so fackiing full of herself.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Nudga on September 29, 2018, 12:56:52 pm
People, I hate people.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: The Red Baron on September 29, 2018, 01:07:20 pm
All of the above except the Haribo ad whigh I quite like.
I have to turn off when that bloody Sally Nugent does the sport on BBC breakfast. She's so fackiing full of herself.

Each to his own, but I quite like Sally Nugent. She's not a patch on Kat Downes though.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 29, 2018, 01:08:51 pm
1. The constant and recent misuse of the word 'of' instead of 'have'.  It started in writing with people saying 'he should of scored' and now it's everywhere in speech.

3. The never-ending overuse of the word 'like' by millennials...'And I'm like a bit angry'.

You're not like a bit angry. You are angry. I witnessed an interview with a new university student this week. Her first sentence, which consisted of twelve words, included the unnecessary use of the word like four times.

The above two 100% agree.

Some bird on this morning discussing Allergies which she suffered from (I am in full sympathy). Have you ever had to use your Adrenaline Pen asked the interviewer. Yes I was sort of stung by a Wasp. No you were stung by a Wasp.

I also dislike (and have said so on here before) Commentators saying such things as " the Goalkeeper just about kept that out" or "the Left back just about kept that in" when in the first instance no Goal was given and in the second no Throw in resulted

So the Keeper kept it out and the Left Back clearly kept it in
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Dutch Uncle on September 29, 2018, 02:19:27 pm
I hate it whenever anyone says ‘one of the only...’
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bollinger on September 29, 2018, 02:48:38 pm
I also need to add...

The overuse of 'amazing' as an adjective. Every bloody thing is amazing these days. Nothing is great, nice, fabulous, gobsmacking, brilliant or uplifting. Everything is sodding amazing.

I'm convinced the number of words in modern vocab must be shrinking by the day.

Also, the misuse of the word literally...'there was a bang and my heart literally jumped out of my mouth'...err, no it didn't.

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 29, 2018, 02:49:08 pm
Aye. That's one of mine too Dutch.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: scawsby steve on September 29, 2018, 03:09:59 pm
I hate the way youngsters these days have completely abandoned the use of the letter "t", replacing it with what's known in Linguistics as a "glottal stop". It's most common in south-east London, and it sounds awful.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: i_ateallthepies on September 29, 2018, 06:34:29 pm
I hate the way youngsters these days have completely abandoned the use of the letter "t", replacing it with what's known in Linguistics as a "glottal stop". It's most common in south-east London, and it sounds awful.

That's also a Leeds regional speech habit - another thing to love them for.

Agree with most examples given above but the 'So' habit really boils my piss these days.

Another misuse that gets on my pip is 'are' instead of 'our'.  Can these people really not understand English.

BTW, the Oxford English Dictionary redefined the meaning of the word 'literally' last year to match the incorrect use of it that has become so prevalent.  Jesus H Christ!!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on September 29, 2018, 06:37:22 pm
Of instead of have.
Are instead of our.
As instead of has.
So......at the start of a reply or explanation.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Orlandokarla on September 29, 2018, 07:14:19 pm
People who have no understanding of the 1st and 2nd Amendments, yet propose eroding them.
People who use terms such as 'trigger warnings,' 'micro-aggressions', and/or insist on enforcing their 'preferred gender pronouns' on people.
People who immediately label those with different opinions or values as racist, (whatever)phobic, or guilty of hate speech - very dangerous in a country without freedom of speech.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Nudga on September 29, 2018, 07:34:22 pm
A woman I know doesn't know the difference between his and is.
"So ******* his going to see his doctor today"
Am instead of I am or I'm is another.


But worst of all, the thing that winds me up to the point of killing people dead is sloppers.
f**kin dirty sloppers who eat and chew with their mouths open. Children seem to have terrible table manners these days. Why the f**k can't their parents hear them slopping when I can?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 29, 2018, 07:40:34 pm
I hate the way youngsters these days have completely abandoned the use of the letter "t", replacing it with what's known in Linguistics as a "glottal stop". It's most common in south-east London, and it sounds awful.

I hate the way youngsters these days have completely abandoned the use of the letter "t", replacing it with what's known in Linguistics as a "glottal stop". It's most common in south-east London, and it sounds awful.

BTW, the Oxford English Dictionary redefined the meaning of the word 'literally' last year to match the incorrect use of it that has become so prevalent.  Jesus H Christ!!!

Yes there were three examples that "helped" to get them to change the definition

"The addition may come as a relief to pundits and politicians who have been ridiculed for using the word incorrectly (said the Dictionary Spokesperson)

Nick Clegg, the Deputy Prime Minister, last year described low-rate taxpayers as “literally living in a different galaxy”, while Sir Ian Botham, the cricketer, in 2007 said batsmen surviving appeals for leg-before-wicket dismissals had been “getting away with murder, literally”.

Jamie Redknapp, the Sky TV pundit, once said of the Manchester United footballer Wayne Rooney that he was “literally on fire”.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 29, 2018, 07:45:39 pm
A woman I know doesn't know the difference between his and is.
"So ******* his going to see his doctor today"
Am instead of I am or I'm is another.


But worst of all, the thing that winds me up to the point of killing people dead is sloppers.
f**kin dirty sloppers who eat and chew with their mouths open. Children seem to have terrible table manners these days. Why the f**k can't their parents hear them slopping when I can?

Yeah like bloody Concrete Mixers with all the food - n stuff * - going round in their wide open Mouths

* Thats another one - n stuff - cropping up in loads of conversations. Usually teamed up with "sort of" or "like"

We sort of went drinking and stuff last weekend - and it was like really good
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Filo on September 29, 2018, 09:05:38 pm
A woman I know doesn't know the difference between his and is.
"So ******* his going to see his doctor today"
Am instead of I am or I'm is another.


But worst of all, the thing that winds me up to the point of killing people dead is sloppers.
f**kin dirty sloppers who eat and chew with their mouths open. Children seem to have terrible table manners these days. Why the f**k can't their parents hear them slopping when I can?

Killing people dead?


Is it possible to kill people alive? 😀
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedRover45 on September 29, 2018, 11:40:59 pm
1. Dj's calling a record a tune.

2. Use of the word banter

3. Announcers asking the audience 'to give it up for ......'
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 30, 2018, 05:56:22 am
I hate the way youngsters these days have completely abandoned the use of the letter "t", replacing it with what's known in Linguistics as a "glottal stop". It's most common in south-east London, and it sounds awful.

DO you mean people saying "Bugh..er" instead of Butter ? I agree that happens a lot as does my next one.

Abandoning the Th sound and replacing it with an "F" sound - e.g. Forn instead of Thorne. Watching The Chase it is obvious that The Beast is a very bright bloke but even he when offering big money will say " Firty Free Fousand Pounds"
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on September 30, 2018, 10:05:30 am
Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: bahrain rover on September 30, 2018, 10:10:03 am
Filo,

You instantly brought in to my head the Motorhead record Killed by Death.. Really no sh*t
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: NickDRFC on September 30, 2018, 11:06:00 am
1. Dj's calling a record a tune.

2. Use of the word banter

3. Announcers asking the audience 'to give it up for ......'

Bang on with 2. “Banter” as a catch all for terrible behaviour.

Agree with people who’ve said using “so...” to start a sentence, but for me it’s worse when people end a sentence with “so”. I’ve started just saying “so what?” if people say it to me now.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 30, 2018, 11:36:18 am
People who sucker up to management and back them in disputes, but reap any benefits that have been gained because of them.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: colfromdonny on September 30, 2018, 01:00:19 pm
Most of everything so far but one of my many pet hates is the use of the word 'decimated' to mean completely eradicated when it only means one in ten.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 30, 2018, 02:07:28 pm
Overuse of the word 'disaster'. It's been trivialised so much that it's no longer a strong enough word for describing a real disaster.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: mushRTID on September 30, 2018, 02:55:13 pm
d**kheads who park over two parking spaces, clearly on purpose because they think they’ve got a better car than everyone else.

That shite comedian Miranda.

Couples who plaster all over social media they are going out on “date night”. Ffs your just going out with your partner, not a date is it??!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on September 30, 2018, 07:21:34 pm
Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.

All of the above for sure ... but there should be another one added (maybe 2)

Kitsons who drive without lights when the Rain is sluicing down and the skies are leaden and there is spray everywhere. I think that they think "well I can see perfectly so why do I need Lights" What we need is the Florida Law "Wipers on - Lights on"

Kitsons who dont scrape their Car on severely frosty mornings but simply clear a patch as big as and in the shape of a Letterbox
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: 5minstogo on September 30, 2018, 08:57:45 pm
People who say "Tuna fish". What other bas**rd tuna are you gonna stick in a sarnie?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on September 30, 2018, 10:29:35 pm
Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.

All of the above for sure ... but there should be another one added (maybe 2)

Kitsons who drive without lights when the Rain is sluicing down and the skies are leaden and there is spray everywhere. I think that they think "well I can see perfectly so why do I need Lights" What we need is the Florida Law "Wipers on - Lights on"

Kitsons who dont scrape their Car on severely frosty mornings but simply clear a patch as big as and in the shape of a Letterbox





To add to the above.
Kitsons who drive in lanes two and three on a four lane motorway when the lanes one and two are empty, or in lane two on a three lane motorway when lane one is clear.

It sometimes causes other drivers to have to pass them on the inside because the outside lane is full and you cant get into it.

Also, when drivers park their cars in a parking bay and some d**khead bangs their doors into them when they get out of their own cars, or park so tight up to them that the other driver can’t open his door to get in his own car.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Draytonian III on September 30, 2018, 11:09:04 pm
Richard Madeley
Jo Whiley
Nick Grimshaw
Chris Moyles
Talentless d***h***ds from reality shows
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on September 30, 2018, 11:28:41 pm
I am kind of guilty of driving in the middle lane for extended periods but I only do it when I can see there's a few lorries not so far down the road that it'd be pointless moving over and coming back.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 01, 2018, 01:33:27 am
Come on lads. Get it all out. Every. Last. Drop.

My own? People who say "Sickth" for the cardinal number after 5th. I just want to hurt them so bad so that they'll TRY a bit harder next time.

Orlando. You do a very good job of living up to a stereotype. It's a good laugh, but you really need to be careful taking the piss out of armed folk like that.

 I used to know a guy from 'murica like that. He used to sit watching the telly every night, sharpening a big f**k off Bowie knife.

I once asked him if he had any idea how f**king stupid that looked to civilised, 21st century people.

Only askec him once, I'll grant you.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on October 01, 2018, 05:53:57 am
I was once ridiculed by School mates for saying something was "totally unique" .... if its unique they say it needs no other word ( absoutely / really / totally / quite etc etc)

I always notice 50 years on when people say it - but is it worse than able Drivers pinching Disabled Spots in Car Parks or conventionally fuelled Cars nicking the Electric Charging Spots in Supermarket Car Parks ? Naaaaahhhh

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bollinger on October 01, 2018, 07:18:31 am
Those connected with pro-golf who say...golf course, golf shot, golf club.

Why? You're a golfer, we can see the greens and flags behind you so why define it? What other type of friggin course/shot/club would you be talking about anyway?

Add to that while we're at it, any US golf fan during the period of the Ryder Cup.

And Michael McIntyre. Now there's a bloke stealing a living. 

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on October 01, 2018, 09:07:45 am
People who add the word "absolutely" into a sentence when it both doesn't really fit and is totally unnecessary.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on October 01, 2018, 10:16:48 am
Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.

To be fair, if they have the time and space to do that then I'd say you're in the wrong lane.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on October 01, 2018, 10:43:03 am
Kitsons who get right up your arse despite you doing the speed limit.
Kitsons who get right up your arse when you're doing 70mph on the motorway but repeatedly flash their lights for you to get the f**k out of their way because they're obviously important to drive at 100+.
Kitsons who undertake you despite going the speed limit.
Kitsons who don't f**king do the speed limit when it's clearly safe to do so.
Kitsons who use the incorrect lane on a roundabout then f**king mouth off at you for daring to be in their way.
Kitsons who drive way too slow on the motorway (we were behind a woman going less than 50 yesterday at one point in a national speed limit section).
Kitsons who pull out on you at a junction but seem to think it's your fault and mouth off at you.

Awful lot more than that (even just if I limit it to the road). f**k me, people are Kitsons.

To be fair, if they have the time and space to do that then I'd say you're in the wrong lane.
I would normally agree, but you get people that try and force themselves through gaps that aren't really there. And it isn't even necessarily on the motorway. I've had it happen to me on the approach to a junction when someone's moved into the other lane and then cut in front of me just before the line. I move over if I'm clearly in someone's way who's going quicker than me and I don't mind too much if they're reasonable about it it's when you get Kitsons who come out of nowhere and flash their f**king lights at me that get me riled up.

I'm sorry but you can't really justify speeding anyway. I'm not saying I've never done it in my life, Christ I've been done for it, but there's no excuse.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 01, 2018, 03:22:14 pm
Women calling each other 'Hun' on social media sites when if truth be known they detest one another.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on October 01, 2018, 07:22:25 pm
Apostrophe’s in plural’s..

f**k off.!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on October 01, 2018, 07:59:46 pm
When the kids are swinging on the gate..
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 01, 2018, 08:02:18 pm
People calling football pitches 'parks'. Parks have F***ING swings on them.  :headbang:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on October 01, 2018, 08:10:41 pm
People misusing the word “survivor” when talking about crime victims..  you survive an event which otherwise may have killed you, like a plane crash, a shipwreck, or cancer..

As vile as some crimes are, the use of survive to emphasise the severity of the crime to the victim is unnecessary..

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 01, 2018, 08:12:19 pm
Do you know what makes my blood boil?...crematoriums
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: darren61 on October 01, 2018, 08:13:50 pm
When the kids are swinging on the gate..

Gertcha.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on October 01, 2018, 08:37:22 pm
Supermarkets selling Halloween theme cakes etc now that will be out of date well before Halloween..

Tv soaps..

News presenters asking bleeding obvious inane questions that have clearly already been answered, or which clearly don’t have an answer..

The pricks who allowed MK Dons to take a football league franchise..

Neighbours not clearing up the dog turds in their back garden for a fortnight during the height of summer..

Cheese...

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on October 01, 2018, 08:43:19 pm
TV interviewers who ask a politician a question about something.
The said politician then rambles on about anything but the answer we are waiting for then the interviewer says thank you instead of trying to force the issue and get the response that the original question wanted.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 01, 2018, 08:56:53 pm
Hound

This would have relaxed you then.

https://mobile.twitter.com/theJeremyVine/status/1046458734841655296
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on October 01, 2018, 09:04:21 pm
Yep, a classic.
However it is no better or worse than the many hundreds of times I have heard similar waffle from many of our elected representatives, whatever party they are from.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 01, 2018, 09:15:03 pm
That reminds me of another thing that winds me up, the constant right-wing bias of the BBC!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: big fat yorkshire pudding on October 01, 2018, 10:44:45 pm
Vegans who have to tell everyone they are a vegan and judge you for eating meat.  Fine it's your choice but I like meat and lots of types of it.

People who scowl at babies.  We've all been babies, sometimes yes they cry.

Experts commenting about things on tv, often politicians.  Having worked for a couple of companies this past year that have been news stories, it's staggering to see how much blatant lies politicians on all sides use to make a point. A point by the way that doesn't actually benefit anyone.

Supermarkets moving stuff around like from.one side of an aisle to the other - just what is the point?

Jamie Oliver - enough said.

Sugar tax. What a load of b*llocks.  If I want to drink a fizzy drink the extra tax ain't gonna stop me.

On the above point, companies changing recipe to avoid said tax - Barr I'm looking at you ruining irn bru.

Football commentators.  They just talk so much rubbish with their generic comments.  Yawn.

The lefty bias of the BBC...

The constant moans of xxx is biased.

Driving anywhere near Manchester, particularly the last ten miles taking hours..invest in the transport in the north ffs.

Price of public transport.

Adverts when there's only.2 minutes of an episode left.  I'm tired, let me go to bed.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on October 02, 2018, 07:55:40 am

Supermarkets moving stuff around like from.one side of an aisle to the other - just what is the point?

Sugar tax. What a load of b*llocks.  If I want to drink a fizzy drink the extra tax ain't gonna stop me.

Football commentators.  They just talk so much rubbish with their generic comments.  Yawn.


Supermarkets I am sure you know do move things about so you have to look for them. While you are doing it (they hope) you will notice things that you did not intend to buy and actually be tempted to but them. As for me it makes me mad because I would know I wanted 10 things and exactly where they and once they move it takes extra time to find them - and I penalise them by buying nothing extra (extra time and Penalties ?)

Sugar Tax - yeah stupid. The plastic "furore" is undoubtedly a massive problem too but also a get rich scheme for loads of opportunists. Lots of Companies have not given a flying f*** about producing and consuming it. Indeed they would have switched to lower their cost and make more profit. Now just listen to them as they want it the other way too and are becoming "champions" of the Oceans and little fish. They are jumping on the bandwagon to ..... of try to lower their costs / make more money.

Footy Commentators yes they drive me mad. Forever hypothesising on what might happen or what they think needs to happen rather than actually delivering a Commenatary on what is happeneing
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: bahrain rover on October 02, 2018, 10:06:02 am
YOU LOT ;) only joking.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: NickDRFC on October 02, 2018, 12:34:02 pm
Friends/colleagues with babies who talk about nothing else. You've had a baby, I'm very pleased for you, but it's something that a great deal of the population do - I don't want to see every inane picture of your baby doing something that pretty much every other baby does at some point or another like sitting up or crawling.

Ditto people doing likewise with weddings.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: colfromdonny on October 02, 2018, 12:45:22 pm
People wearing their watch on the inside of their wrist :crying:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 02, 2018, 12:50:18 pm
Drunken women
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Axholme Lion on October 02, 2018, 12:51:08 pm
People who make a statement and end with the word 'yes'.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 02, 2018, 02:47:52 pm
People who say Math instead of Maths...... It's a load of old bollock.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on October 02, 2018, 03:23:23 pm
It sure i
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 02, 2018, 03:41:14 pm
I thought Math was where that gay dancer Louie Spence went to on a Sunday morning.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: scawsby steve on October 02, 2018, 04:09:34 pm
Drunken women

Which includes most of the female population of modern Britain, along with the tattoos, and wanting to fight everybody.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on October 02, 2018, 10:06:32 pm
Tonight’s episode of Wanderlust..

Get a f**king move on.!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: leedshayter on October 02, 2018, 10:43:47 pm
Purple ferking bricks !
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on October 03, 2018, 10:56:02 am
The corrupt media, and people that believe everything they are told
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 03, 2018, 08:24:22 pm
The corrupt media, and people that believe everything they are told

I know I'm going to regret this, but do you have any examples in mind?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on October 03, 2018, 09:42:21 pm
People being served and asking ‘can I get’

People (usually women) putting a pushchair on the road when waiting to cross whilst they stand on pavement
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: hoolahoop on October 04, 2018, 12:21:33 am
Andrea Leadsom , journalists who have forgotten how to challenge politicians properly.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on October 04, 2018, 07:35:13 am
People being served and asking ‘can I get’  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

People (usually women) putting a pushchair on the road when waiting to cross whilst they stand on pavement  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
.... and following on from number 1 - the "Enjoy" that follows the delivery of your Coffee / Bacon Butty or whatever and the "Enjoy the rest of your day"
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: colfromdonny on October 04, 2018, 08:49:43 am
People being served and asking ‘can I get’

People (usually women) putting a pushchair on the road when waiting to cross whilst they stand on pavement
Adding to this , barstaff who ask 'Who's next?' they should fecking know!!!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on October 04, 2018, 09:07:19 am
The corrupt media, and people that believe everything they are told

I know I'm going to regret this, but do you have any examples in mind?


You been living on the moon laddo ? In all seriousness you know full well, which means your fishing, and I'm not biting.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 04, 2018, 11:11:49 am
Oh I know about plenty of right wing corrupt media. Everything from The Mail deliberately deceiving their readers in an article about my work, through to Fox News editing out people booing Trump, via the lies they've peddled on a daily basis about Brexit.

And I know many people who have swallowed the lot.

But I suspect you're not talking about those examples, are you?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on October 04, 2018, 11:23:57 am
Oh I know about plenty of right wing corrupt media. Everything from The Mail deliberately deceiving their readers in an article about my work, through to Fox News editing out people booing Trump, via the lies they've peddled on a daily basis about Brexit.

And I know many people who have swallowed the lot.

But I suspect you're not talking about those examples, are you?
😂 Why do you try and turn everything political?
I have plenty of examples of the corrupt left wing media, but I'm not stopping to your level.
Your boring, I'm not going to allow you to derail this thread, it's a bit of fun.

Bore off you melt
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 04, 2018, 11:28:17 am
If you don't want it turning political, don't bring political themes into the discussion.  It's not hard is it?

"Melt"? What are you? 6 years old?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on October 04, 2018, 12:32:49 pm
If you don't want it turning political, don't bring political themes into the discussion.  It's not hard is it?

"Melt"? What are you? 6 years old?

I didn't YOU did
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on October 04, 2018, 01:21:36 pm
Thud.!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 04, 2018, 02:27:27 pm
Boomstick.

This thread was about tongue in cheek comments about driving and pronunciation and drunken women and Z-list celebrities. Then you wade in with complaints about the corrupt media. and you reckon that's not introducing politics into the thread?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: scawsby steve on October 04, 2018, 04:50:59 pm
I've got one; that disgusting ifollow service, that doesn't let me stream the match, but still takes ten pounds off me, for which I'm now having to go through hellfire and water, umpteen phone calls and emails just to try and get the money back. F*cking  scandalous.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 04, 2018, 08:39:40 pm
Busybodies trying to stop you drinking for the good of your health.


Like Centreplate.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: rabjohns on October 06, 2018, 10:24:07 pm
Tea Cakes with cinnamon in them,give me Warbutons any time.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: pib on October 07, 2018, 01:04:04 am
People moaning about "millennials"

Too much football on TV

The obsession with football "debate" - everything having to be a talking point and being strung out for weeks and months, everybody feeling like they have to have a view on whether player X is better than player Y, the endless over-analysis on TV from people like Gary Neville making everyone feel like they need to talk about football through the lens of micro tactical analysis all the time.

While I'm on the subject, the way every football show seems to feel the need to copy Sky's style with the big screens and the analysis of dull minutiae.

Also those stupid, needless pauses for thought that pundits like Gary Neville and Carragher have started doing when they start to answer a question to show everyone they're the "thinking person's" pundits.

Oh, and the constant use of the word moment/moments in football commentary/punditry too.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on October 07, 2018, 07:52:33 am
People who ask daft questions on FB.

"What time does ... open"?

Www.google.com
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: turnbull for england on October 07, 2018, 09:30:56 am
The 5 % of posters  that reappear on here, delighted to be able to moan
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on October 07, 2018, 10:28:02 am
Supposed eye witnesses to some event who can only contribute " well I heard the Sirens going and a lot of shouting / fighting / shooting (delete as appropriate) and there was tyres screeching etc".

In other words they have seen NOTHING but may have heard some Police / Fire / Ambulances (delete as appropriate) and so are not eye witnesses at all




On a similar front the people who get interviewed after a Kidnapping / Murder / Stabbing (delete as appropriate) in their locality and they say " well I did not expect that to happen in our Street / Village / Town (delete as appropriate)

I really should Get out more / Get a Life / Get f****d right off (delete as appropriate)
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Dutch Uncle on October 28, 2018, 09:10:02 am
I really object to people talking about the Irish ‘Boarder’ problem.

If I see that written again I will lodge a complaint. :chair:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 28, 2018, 09:53:35 am
It's boarderline illiteracy.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on October 28, 2018, 09:59:36 am
People who think ‘it was better in my day’. It wasn’t. In your day people were still grumbling about how the past was better

Drivers who don’t indicate

Every TV programme featuring Holly Willoughby, Zoe Ball, Claudia Winkelman and Sarah Cox

Men who wear bobble hats and shorts

Anyone who still thinks Mrs Thatcher was good for the whole country

People who can’t find their seat on trains. It f***ing tells you on your ticket!!

The French for starting wars with Germany that they can’t finish

People who pay for their shopping and then spend an age putting their change back in their purse and their purse back in their bag

Australia and everyone in it

People who don’t get irony

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Campsall rover on October 28, 2018, 02:26:23 pm
Just beat me to the Drivers that don’t indicate H.A.
Do they not fit indicators to 70% of vehicles these days.
We are all supposed to be Sycic.
My other one is a desease in the Uk which we seem ro have had for 50 years or so and that is litter louts. What is a matter with people in this country. Is it really too difficult to take litter home or to simply put it in a bin nearby.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: selby on October 28, 2018, 09:58:52 pm
   Supporters from Thorne winning the big prizes every year.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on October 29, 2018, 03:37:29 am
People who think ‘it was better in my day’. It wasn’t. In your day people were still grumbling about how the past was better


Reminds me of "Capstick Comes Home".

To the tune of the old Hovis advert music: "We had lots of things in them days that they haven't got today. Rickets. Diptheria. Hitler".
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on October 29, 2018, 05:49:43 am
   Supporters from Thorne winning the big prizes every year.

There a bloke from Thorne currently winning 2nd Prize in Super6 ( a signed / framed Tommy Rowe Photo).  :evil:

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Superspy on October 31, 2018, 09:09:41 pm
People who don't understand the difference between 'been' and 'being' when writing something.
The fact that I've become one of those people who start a sentence with 'so' and use 'absolutely' mid-sentence for no reason because I've picked them up as bad habits from work colleagues.
Oxford redefining the word 'literally'.

And the one that's REALLY making my piss fizz lately...the fact that a large number of BBC articles have become nothing more than screenshots of social media posts\tweets, where the text in the article is a copy and paste of the post\tweet they've shown a picture of. I've just read the f**king thing once BBC, I don't need you to type it all out for me to read a second time!!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on October 31, 2018, 09:40:19 pm
The term "work colleague". What other context do you use the term "colleague", really? :laugh:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on October 31, 2018, 09:44:09 pm
I’m not sure there is another situation where you would use that word mate.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Superspy on October 31, 2018, 10:13:31 pm
The term "work colleague". What other context do you use the term "colleague", really? :laugh:

Ouch. Walked right into that one didn't I? And I tried so hard to not use 'literally' incorrectly.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: The Red Baron on November 02, 2018, 05:55:30 pm
People who drive massive vehicles who can't drive or park them properly. A common sight in my neck of the woods.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 06:00:03 pm
Those bloody stupid traffic lights they've put up on the roundabout at Warmsworth over the A1. Traffic flowed fine before. Now they change every few seconds holding everybody up.
AND they'd have cost about £250,000 to put in.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: keith79 on November 02, 2018, 06:11:21 pm
You have 10 they have 15. You own a jumbo jet they have 2.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 06:13:10 pm
......You've been to Tenerife they've been to Elevenerife.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: The Red Baron on November 02, 2018, 08:27:05 pm
Those bloody stupid traffic lights they've put up on the roundabout at Warmsworth over the A1. Traffic flowed fine before. Now they change every few seconds holding everybody up.
AND they'd have cost about £250,000 to put in.

I always have an issue with traffic lights on roundabouts. You have one or t'other, but not both.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 02, 2018, 08:39:04 pm
Those bloody stupid traffic lights they've put up on the roundabout at Warmsworth over the A1. Traffic flowed fine before. Now they change every few seconds holding everybody up.
AND they'd have cost about £250,000 to put in.

I always have an issue with traffic lights on roundabouts. You have one or t'other, but not both.

You ever try driving round Park Square roundabout in Sheffield before they put lights on it?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 02, 2018, 08:40:49 pm
Train managers who call us "customers" and say, "we are now arriving into..."

I'm a PASSENGER. Customer suggests that I have a choice about whose service to purchase.

And it's AT.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: colfromdonny on November 03, 2018, 07:38:28 am
 :crying:
Those bloody stupid traffic lights they've put up on the roundabout at Warmsworth over the A1. Traffic flowed fine before. Now they change every few seconds holding everybody up.
AND they'd have cost about £250,000 to put in.
And those outside the Corporation Taps  :crying:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 03, 2018, 11:27:45 am
Roundabouts and traffic lights where there are 2 lanes and immediately go to one past the junction
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 03, 2018, 12:00:19 pm
People who drive massive vehicles who can't drive or park them properly. A common sight in my neck of the woods.

People who drive massive vehicles full stop.

Viz had their number 20 odd years ago.

(http://viz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Satsuma1.jpg)
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: NickDRFC on November 08, 2018, 11:44:16 am
People on forums who write “this is just my opinion”. Obviously it’s your opinion, you’re the one writing it.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 08, 2018, 07:35:51 pm
Well I would maybe disallow that one if this were Room 101 - because I think when people say that they are really saying - I am laying out my "theory" or fact - and its open to scrutiny and I appreciate that you may disagree with my view - and thats fine by me !

Well thats my opinion of course  :scarf:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 11, 2018, 07:24:02 pm
Well what really really wound me up today was the young couple in Morrisons who talked throughout the Remembrance Day silence. The whole store fell silent with most people just standing still. The exception being a young couple early 20’s who just carried on discussing what they needed to get - I had to thank them after the silence for being so respectful...arses
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 11, 2018, 07:44:20 pm
Some bloke was on his phone during the minute's silence today. Is it really that hard to turn your phone off or at least put it on silent for a couple of minutes.

Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 11, 2018, 09:50:49 pm
No - and what about those Muppets chanting Chorley Chorley who did not listen to the "procedure" ?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: adamtherover on November 11, 2018, 10:15:36 pm
Basically every sentence uttered on talksport is pretentious bobbins. I could write an essay on the knob head comments of every presenter.  Buts its the American invasion of the English language that makes me want to vomit.  On match of the day, after a player scored, took his shirt off knowing he would get booked, the f**kwit commentator goes "he could care less about that "  wtf!!!    He could, could he?  Care a little bit less than he currently is..   Arsewipe!!   
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on November 12, 2018, 06:21:13 am
Cats!!! Cats annoy me! Very closely followed by people who profess to be animal lovers then buy a cat and let it roam around killing wildlife and shitting in my garden! Absolutely repulsive creatures.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: leedshayter on November 12, 2018, 04:19:22 pm
That t**t Challoner from Chorley and the sheit Ref !
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: i_ateallthepies on November 12, 2018, 05:32:47 pm
Cats!!! Cats annoy me! Very closely followed by people who profess to be animal lovers then buy a cat and let it roam around killing wildlife and shitting in my garden! Absolutely repulsive creatures.

I don't like cats... AT ALL but it's people who try to tell you that cats are affectionate, THEY'RE NOT!! they are mercenary bas**rds that either rub around your legs when they want food or sit on your lap because you're a centrally heated cushion.  THEY DON'T WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING ELSE!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on November 12, 2018, 05:34:18 pm
Cats!!! Cats annoy me! Very closely followed by people who profess to be animal lovers then buy a cat and let it roam around killing wildlife and shitting in my garden! Absolutely repulsive creatures.

I don't like cats... AT ALL but it's people who try to tell you that cats are affectionate, THEY'RE NOT!! they are mercenary bas**rds that either rub around your legs when they want food or sit on your lap because you're a centrally heated cushion.  THEY DON'T WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING ELSE!

I’m with you brother! ✊
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 12, 2018, 06:15:51 pm
Dogs, needy, slobbering shitting, smelly bas**rds.
Whore themselves out to anyone who will stroke them.
Cats make you earn their respect, and are fiercely independent.
If a cat likes you, you've earned it.

A cat is part of family, dogs are a dependent.
No offence, just hate dogs.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: tommy toes on November 12, 2018, 07:35:59 pm
I love my cat even though he only wants me for food and for somebody to hone his fighting skills on.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 12, 2018, 07:40:19 pm
I'm with you BS. I can't abide dogs.

My youngest is terrified of dogs since one ran up and jumped on him in a park when he was 2. He's scared to death whenever he's out somewhere and there's a dog off the lead. Thanks a million you t**t who allowed your out of control mongrel to affect my kid's independence.

And the number of dipshit owners who say "oh he's just being friendly" when their f**king creature jumps up and you and rubs it's mud-covered paws all over you abd sticks its snout in your crotch beggars belief.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Filo on November 12, 2018, 08:39:16 pm
Cats!!! Cats annoy me! Very closely followed by people who profess to be animal lovers then buy a cat and let it roam around killing wildlife and shitting in my garden! Absolutely repulsive creatures.

I don't like cats... AT ALL but it's people who try to tell you that cats are affectionate, THEY'RE NOT!! they are mercenary bas**rds that either rub around your legs when they want food or sit on your lap because you're a centrally heated cushion.  THEY DON'T WANT YOU FOR ANYTHING ELSE!

I’m with you brother! ✊

Me too, can’t stand the horrible things
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: tommy toes on November 12, 2018, 08:57:57 pm
My previous cat I found laying half dead on on our front lawn one day.
He was old, one eyed, had hardly any teeth and was emaciated.
I took him in and me and Madame Toes nursed him back to health.
He was with us for another 2 years til he died of old age. Nobody can tell me that cat didn't love us. He was the kindest most affectionate old bugger you could wish for.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 12, 2018, 08:58:27 pm
I'm with you BS. I can't abide dogs.

My youngest is terrified of dogs since one ran up and jumped on him in a park when he was 2. He's scared to death whenever he's out somewhere and there's a dog off the lead. Thanks a million you t**t who allowed your out of control mongrel to affect my kid's independence.

And the number of dipshit owners who say "oh he's just being friendly" when their f**king creature jumps up and you and rubs it's mud-covered paws all over you abd sticks its snout in your crotch beggars belief.
Your so right bst . When the dog owner just let's their dog jump up all over you, and get it's filthy paws and slobber all over you 'because it being friendly' f**k OFF WITH YOUR SMELLY MUTT !

Don't even get me started on those cretins who pick up the stinking shit, then just hang it off a fence in a non biodegradable bag.

Oh and then there's those cars and houses that just reek of dog, absolutely disgusting smell that makes you want to gip.

People have a genuine fear of dogs, and those idiot owners that let them run free in public spaces, have a special place in hell reserved for them.
When a dog is running at you, and you have no idea if the dog is 'friendly', are you in your rights to boot the mutt in self defence?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 12, 2018, 09:00:53 pm
My previous cat I found laying half dead on on our front lawn one day.
He was old, one eyed, had hardly any teeth and was emaciated.
I took him in and me and Madame Toes nursed him back to health.
He was with us for another 2 years til he died of old age. Nobody can tell me that cat didn't love us. He was the kindest most affectionate old bugger you could wish for.
Agreed, we have a rescue cat. So afectionate and grateful to have a loving home.
I love that thing more than most people.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedRover45 on November 12, 2018, 09:50:11 pm
Yep, hate dogs with a fashion. Mind you I'm a postie so it goes with the territory. The thing that really gets on my tits though is these idiots who have the poster on their front door saying 'my Doberman etc can make the gate in 3 seconds, can you ?'
Well no but my size 10 boot is able to reach the dogs knackers in 2 seconds........
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on November 13, 2018, 09:47:53 am
I'm with you BS. I can't abide dogs.

My youngest is terrified of dogs since one ran up and jumped on him in a park when he was 2. He's scared to death whenever he's out somewhere and there's a dog off the lead. Thanks a million you t**t who allowed your out of control mongrel to affect my kid's independence.

And the number of dipshit owners who say "oh he's just being friendly" when their f**king creature jumps up and you and rubs it's mud-covered paws all over you abd sticks its snout in your crotch beggars belief.
Your so right bst . When the dog owner just let's their dog jump up all over you, and get it's filthy paws and slobber all over you 'because it being friendly' f**k OFF WITH YOUR SMELLY MUTT !

Don't even get me started on those cretins who pick up the stinking shit, then just hang it off a fence in a non biodegradable bag.

Oh and then there's those cars and houses that just reek of dog, absolutely disgusting smell that makes you want to gip.

People have a genuine fear of dogs, and those idiot owners that let them run free in public spaces, have a special place in hell reserved for them.
When a dog is running at you, and you have no idea if the dog is 'friendly', are you in your rights to boot the mutt in self defence?

You’ll never see a cat owner scooping up its shit that’s for sure. My neighbour had 2 cats and I’m forever having to clean their shit up and lob it into their garden. Makes my blood boil.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: idler on November 13, 2018, 11:50:31 pm
A Groupon offer today had foreign language courses on offer.
It had countries flags and below the language.
ENGLISH was under the Stars and Stripes!
I despair.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: bahrain rover on November 14, 2018, 08:53:18 am
Idler,

Out here we can pay all our bills, top up our phones etc through some nifty all-in-one kiosks. On them you have the option of Arabic or English with the stars and stripes as a background flag.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 14, 2018, 08:59:14 am
A Groupon offer today had foreign language courses on offer.
It had countries flags and below the language.
ENGLISH was under the Stars and Stripes!
I despair.

You surely don't think English is the world language because of England?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Orlandokarla on November 14, 2018, 09:43:10 am
Trolls on fishing expeditions. Annoying buggers ;)


Orlando. You do a very good job of living up to a stereotype. It's a good laugh, but you really need to be careful taking the piss out of armed folk like that.

 I used to know a guy from 'murica like that. He used to sit watching the telly every night, sharpening a big f**k off Bowie knife.

I once asked him if he had any idea how f**king stupid that looked to civilised, 21st century people.

Only askec him once, I'll grant you.

I’m fairly stereotypical of many U.S citizens, I suppose, in that I believe that freedom of speech is a basic human right, and that the right to protect myself and my family is sacrosanct.
 
Civilised, 21st century people should recognise that freedom of speech is a basic human right, and a civilised, 21st century society need not be rendered defenceless in order to be kept compliant.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: idler on November 14, 2018, 05:18:28 pm
A Groupon offer today had foreign language courses on offer.
It had countries flags and below the language.
ENGLISH was under the Stars and Stripes!
I despair.

You surely don't think English is the world language because of England?
Not entirely Billy but it was responsible for English being spoken in North America, Australia and various other parts of the world.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 14, 2018, 08:27:50 pm
A Groupon offer today had foreign language courses on offer.
It had countries flags and below the language.
ENGLISH was under the Stars and Stripes!
I despair.

You surely don't think English is the world language because of England?
Well, it pretty much is ....
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on November 14, 2018, 08:31:57 pm
I wonder who is responsible for French language being spoken around the world.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 14, 2018, 09:08:06 pm
I didn't say anything about English being spoken around the world. I said it is the world language.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 14, 2018, 09:09:00 pm
People who don't read properly then come up with smart arse remarks about what they think they've read. That winds me up.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on November 14, 2018, 09:10:27 pm
People who don't read properly then come up with smart arse remarks about what they think they've read. That winds me up.






And what winds me up is smart arses who don’t see a comment that is intended to be a funny one.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: idler on November 14, 2018, 09:25:02 pm
People who don't read properly then come up with smart arse remarks about what they think they've read. That winds me up.
Like everything else BST, we invent and the USA or somebody else get the credit.😉
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 14, 2018, 09:44:59 pm
I wonder who is responsible for French language being spoken around the world.
The French ?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 14, 2018, 09:45:59 pm
I didn't say anything about English being spoken around the world. I said it is the world language.
Aye, because of the English .
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 14, 2018, 10:31:52 pm
The French
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on November 16, 2018, 08:24:54 am
Can't believe the hate dogs are getting. Best creatures in the world if you ask me.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Not Now Kato on November 16, 2018, 03:14:03 pm
People who, knowing how bad it's going to be, still think that Brexit is a good idea.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 16, 2018, 03:40:53 pm
Smart arses who think they know it all.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Iberian Red on November 16, 2018, 03:51:01 pm
Dumb arses that know feck all.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 16, 2018, 05:11:17 pm
People who pull into a road where you're at the junction to pull out and they can see there's no space for them to pass but force you to reverse half way down the road to let them in.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 16, 2018, 05:34:56 pm
The Muppets today who were driving without lights on the M18

and

especially the Muppet driving the other night on M18 who only had one nearside sidelight on and overtook me. I had slowed down because I (honestly) could not work out what it was following me but had it been a bit left of centre I would NOT have seen the light at all. Huge potential for a prang
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Pancho Regan on November 16, 2018, 09:48:43 pm
The Muppets today who were driving without lights on the M18

and

especially the Muppet driving the other night on M18 who only had one nearside sidelight on and overtook me. I had slowed down because I (honestly) could not work out what it was following me but had it been a bit left of centre I would NOT have seen the light at all. Huge potential for a prang

I feel you’re getting into specific incidents now Wolfie! We could all recount our daily frustrations and that could go on forever!

Bad grammar winds me up. ‘Of’ instead of ‘have’.... that is such a common one nowadays.

‘He could of done better....’ arrrgh!!



Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: i_ateallthepies on November 17, 2018, 08:41:54 am
Use of totally wrong words is one of mine too, Pancho.  'Are' in place of 'Our', the various forms of 'There' used incorrectly.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: NickDRFC on November 17, 2018, 09:28:04 am
“Has” being used instead of “as”, ie such as “such has”. I don’t like it the other way round but at least there’s a bit of logic behind dropping a letter - adding one though?!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 17, 2018, 09:33:26 am
People who say 'feck' instead of 'f**k'. It's so uncool to emulate Father Ted and/or Mrs Brown. This must be discouraged or we'll turn into a country full of eejits.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 17, 2018, 10:29:59 am
The French
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 17, 2018, 10:58:28 am
People with tunnel vision.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: NickDRFC on November 17, 2018, 11:20:39 am
Should that be people with channel tunnel vision?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 18, 2018, 10:08:48 am
Or a man of La Manche  .......  from Manche - ster ?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 21, 2018, 08:20:06 pm
Halal food. I was in a restaurant recently, they had some Moroccan chicken, it looked delicious. But it was their 'halal' option, so naturally I chose something else that didn't look as nice.

f**king barbaric practice and should be outlawed. I refuse to go anywhere near the stuff.
I hate the fact places have to accommodate this bullshit, backwards practice .
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: The Red Baron on November 22, 2018, 04:41:14 pm
Two more road-related things which boil my piss.

1. Pedestrians who cross the road (in busy traffic) when there is a crossing a few yards away. Lazy gits!

2. Cyclists who suddenly go from cycling on the pavement to cycling on the road (or vice-versa).
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on November 22, 2018, 05:04:37 pm
Cyclists without any lights at this time of year..

Got a death wish.?? Bell ends.!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: rich1471 on November 22, 2018, 11:49:42 pm
Halal food. I was in a restaurant recently, they had some Moroccan chicken, it looked delicious. But it was their 'halal' option, so naturally I chose something else that didn't look as nice.

f**king barbaric practice and should be outlawed. I refuse to go anywhere near the stuff.
I hate the fact places have to accommodate this bullshit, backwards practice .
i work in the catering industry and would say 90-95 % of chicken is halal people just don't  shoot about it , nanado's chicken is all halal , and some meats from subway , around 90% of animals are stunned for halal meat and not just slaughtered nowadays.
 things what pixx me off   
1 people on there phones when paying at a till its just rude
2 people trying to joining the motorway at 30 M.P.H
3 people who go out for a meal and spend all there time just texting there friends or taking photos of there food just eat it and enjoy the company your in
4 motorcyclist who weave in an out of traffic and look at you when they cannot get by as if its your fault
 
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 22, 2018, 11:58:57 pm
Motorcyclists are allowed to weave through traffic.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 23, 2018, 10:22:04 am
... and leading on from rich1471s point above people who join Motorways (usually at 80) by crossing the Chevron marked area rather than waiting till the correct spot to join
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: IDM on November 23, 2018, 11:17:49 am
Bogies..

Why the hell do we have them.?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 23, 2018, 11:38:29 am
Bogies..

Why the hell do we have them.?

They are an essential part of trains on our railways.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 23, 2018, 12:10:05 pm
Bogies..

Why the hell do we have them.?

In-car entertainment for kids, it seems...
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 23, 2018, 05:52:12 pm
Colleagues, certain ones. Complete Kitsons which I have nothing in common with, and would never have anything to  do with them otherwise, but forced to endure their company for 8 hours a day.
Then pretend to get along with them, whilst seething inside and resisting to punch the Kitson, in the Kitson.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 23, 2018, 07:46:53 pm
Christ, never thought I'd see a boomstick post and agree with every single word of it, but here we are. ;)
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: colfromdonny on November 25, 2018, 05:12:41 pm
Colleagues, certain ones. Complete Kitsons which I have nothing in common with, and would never have anything to  do with them otherwise, but forced to endure their company for 8 hours a day.
Then pretend to get along with them, whilst seething inside and resisting to punch the Kitson, in the Kitson.

+ 1
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: bellevuebulgar on November 28, 2018, 05:55:09 pm
People who persist in pronouncing the letter H as HAY ch. NO!! It’s bleedin Aitch.
Guards (train commanders, whatever they’re called nowadays on LNER) telling me whatever is in coach “Hay..ch”.
To top it all I had to listen to the Head of Cyber Security at HMRC on Radio 4 this morning telling us he worked for “Hay ch MRC.” Noooooo!!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 28, 2018, 06:44:43 pm
Can I add another - justifying the cash cow that is 60mph signs on M1 as being for air quality
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 28, 2018, 06:52:33 pm
I assume you've never lived close to a motorway then, like an old colleague of mine did with his asthmatic daughter.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on November 28, 2018, 07:10:58 pm
Atheists and Religious fundamentalists
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Boomstick on November 28, 2018, 07:23:41 pm
Atheists and Religious fundamentalists
I would say an atheist is a religious fundamentalist, by point blank refusing to believe anything religious.
All the atheists I've met, are very preachy, ironically.
Kind of like vegans.

Ah ! Vegans, they wind me up.!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on November 28, 2018, 07:52:53 pm
The bas**rds who injured Alan Brown and Ray ‘Dixie’ Deans in our 1984/85 season. They were shaping up to be a phenomenal strike partnership until they were both injured and forced to retire within months of each other!
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on November 28, 2018, 08:10:12 pm
People who persist in pronouncing the letter H as HAY ch. NO!! It’s bleedin Aitch.
Guards (train commanders, whatever they’re called nowadays on LNER) telling me whatever is in coach “Hay..ch”.
To top it all I had to listen to the Head of Cyber Security at HMRC on Radio 4 this morning telling us he worked for “Hay ch MRC.” Noooooo!!






There was a young woman on the BBC Breakfast programme this morning telling the world she had been the victim of coHersion.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 28, 2018, 08:42:18 pm
I assume you've never lived close to a motorway then, like an old colleague of mine did with his asthmatic daughter.
Actually I do now - however most of the area these matrix signs are on are not near housing
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 28, 2018, 08:48:30 pm
On the flip side a mate of mine lived in Scotland miles from anywhere on a farm and his lad had asthma
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 28, 2018, 09:25:54 pm
Where are the pollution-based speed limits that aren't near built up areas.

My ex-colleague lives near Tinsley viaduct. The pollution levels there were horrific. If its a choice between doing something to address that or folk getting home 5mins earlier, it's a no brainer.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 28, 2018, 09:57:15 pm
Billy I think you missed my point, from junction 28 going north these matrix signs have been on a timer (same going down to 28), initially it was a managed motorway. All of a sudden it’s an air quality issue. If it is air quality then slowing the traffic and having stop start will only make this worse.
If this is the best we can come up with to tackle greenhouse gases it is laughable.
Has slowing traffic improved Tinsley (genuine question)
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 28, 2018, 11:17:31 pm
I've no idea what the purpose of the limits are on that stretch (fortunately I don't use it as often as I used to - God knows enough of my younger life was lost there). But it's well known that reducing speeds at peak times increases the smooth flow of traffic, as there's less hard braking at high speed, which ripples back through the traffic.

To me it's a non-issue. If you do 25 miles at 60, you take less than 4 mins more than you would doing the same 25 miles at 70. You use a lot less petrol and have less time up the arse of the car in front of you. And you pollute less.

Tinsley. I don't know the official analysis but figures I've seen say there's not been a single day this year where the NO2 concentrations have been above the legal limit. I don't know what mybex-colleague's situation is like because he's a Kitson and if I never see him again it'll be too soon.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 29, 2018, 06:05:20 am
Billy it wasn’t the extra time taken it’s how they’ve packaged it up.
Totally agree with the idea of smoothing out the traffic flow, however there is always some kitson in an Audi/BMW who wants to be somewhere too soon who causes everyone one to brake by trying to cut through traffic.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 29, 2018, 08:48:09 am
b****t this
b****t that
b****t any f*****g thing

ENOUGH please !
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Filo on November 29, 2018, 09:47:30 am
Billy it wasn’t the extra time taken it’s how they’ve packaged it up.
Totally agree with the idea of smoothing out the traffic flow, however there is always some kitson in an Audi/BMW who wants to be somewhere too soon who causes everyone one to brake by trying to cut through traffic.


On Friday afternoon coming back from East Midlands Airport, it wasn’t the Audi/ BMW drivers, it was white van man weaving in and out all the time
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on November 29, 2018, 10:08:57 am
Billy it wasn’t the extra time taken it’s how they’ve packaged it up.
Totally agree with the idea of smoothing out the traffic flow, however there is always some kitson in an Audi/BMW who wants to be somewhere too soon who causes everyone one to brake by trying to cut through traffic.


On Friday afternoon coming back from East Midlands Airport, it wasn’t the Audi/ BMW drivers, it was white van man weaving in and out all the time






......or, as very often is the case, the young drivers in their Corsas who think they can drive how they like.
Also, I don’t think I have ever seen anyone drive a Subaru Impreza at anything other than a dangerous speed.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 29, 2018, 07:22:46 pm
An Egyptian bloke in a BMW just pulled up alongside me on Bentley Road, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window.

Bloody toot and car moon.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Filo on November 29, 2018, 10:00:10 pm
An Egyptian bloke in a BMW just pulled up alongside me on Bentley Road, beeped his horn and bared his naked arse out of the window.

Bloody toot and car moon.

How did you know he was Egyptian?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 29, 2018, 10:13:06 pm
Because he drove off at a Pharaoh speed.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: idler on November 29, 2018, 11:18:42 pm
Because he drove off at a Pharaoh speed.
Did he have his mummy with him BB?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on November 30, 2018, 12:08:15 am
BB & Filo.

Genius lads.

Not seen a double act like this since Terry & June.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 30, 2018, 08:29:14 am
Cheers BST, we're here all week.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Dutch Uncle on November 30, 2018, 12:02:27 pm
People who quote someone and leave the spelling mistakes in - they make me sic.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 30, 2018, 09:05:09 pm
Farmers who erect electric fences around fields. One's just been put up near us, blocking off a popular shortcut. I can't get over it.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on November 30, 2018, 09:13:24 pm
Shocking.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on November 30, 2018, 09:46:42 pm
BB at least it’s a current topic
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on November 30, 2018, 09:59:09 pm
Ohmigod.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on November 30, 2018, 10:33:30 pm
Ampering BB - revolting situation - watt a state of affairs
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: drfchound on November 30, 2018, 10:35:01 pm
Wire you saying that.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: adamtherover on December 05, 2018, 12:24:04 pm
Halal food. I was in a restaurant recently, they had some Moroccan chicken, it looked delicious. But it was their 'halal' option, so naturally I chose something else that didn't look as nice.

f**king barbaric practice and should be outlawed. I refuse to go anywhere near the stuff.
I hate the fact places have to accommodate this bullshit, backwards practice .

jimmy carr does a gag about when he's entertaining guests and one might be vegan, he goes. "i have two choices for them, they can make do,  or they can f*ck off!" !!!   :-)
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on December 10, 2018, 12:06:01 am
Scottish people who type in the way they speak online. Christ it's as if they speak an entirely different language.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: scawsby steve on December 10, 2018, 05:44:18 pm
Scottish people who type in the way they speak online. Christ it's as if they speak an entirely different language.

Barnsley fans do exactly the same on their forum, Red. Actually, their lingo can be hilarious at times. When I was studying socio-linguistics at college, I can remember a beauty; in RP "You need to wash your ears out", in Barnsley lingo "Tha' wents to wesh thi' lug-oils aht".

Classic.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Dutch Uncle on December 11, 2018, 07:09:17 pm
The expression ‘cheap at half the price’

It makes no sense since the maths is all wrong, it should be ‘it would still be cheap at double the price I am asking’  :headbang:



Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on December 11, 2018, 07:17:30 pm
I've never heard that saying in my life. :laugh:
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on December 11, 2018, 07:52:12 pm
The expression ‘cheap at half the price’

It makes no sense since the maths is all wrong, it should be ‘it would still be cheap at double the price I am asking’  :headbang:





I have never thought of that before - and as you say makes no sense - unless the "cheap" implies or doubles for rubbish / crap (as in cheap and nasty)

So it would be crap even if it was half this price ? That works otherwise its a mystery.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: The Red Baron on December 11, 2018, 08:09:11 pm
Halal food. I was in a restaurant recently, they had some Moroccan chicken, it looked delicious. But it was their 'halal' option, so naturally I chose something else that didn't look as nice.

f**king barbaric practice and should be outlawed. I refuse to go anywhere near the stuff.
I hate the fact places have to accommodate this bullshit, backwards practice .

jimmy carr does a gag about when he's entertaining guests and one might be vegan, he goes. "i have two choices for them, they can make do,  or they can f*ck off!" !!!   :-)

Surely you would know if someone was a vegan well in advance? It's not like they don't like to let you know they are vegans, is it?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on December 12, 2018, 02:01:08 pm
Halal food. I was in a restaurant recently, they had some Moroccan chicken, it looked delicious. But it was their 'halal' option, so naturally I chose something else that didn't look as nice.

f**king barbaric practice and should be outlawed. I refuse to go anywhere near the stuff.
I hate the fact places have to accommodate this bullshit, backwards practice .

jimmy carr does a gag about when he's entertaining guests and one might be vegan, he goes. "i have two choices for them, they can make do,  or they can f*ck off!" !!!   :-)

Frankie Boyle did that one on Mock The Week.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: roversdude on December 12, 2018, 07:29:59 pm
Once had an auditor turn up, we had arranged lunch. I had to ask a question I knew the answer to having set eyes on him, do you have any special dietary requirements? He was nearly see through having had all enjoyment drained from. Wouldn’t even drink Yorkshire Tea the to55er as it had to be fruit tea. Even had the cheek to turn up in a Winnebago for a 2 day audit and wanted to sleep on site
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on December 14, 2018, 08:30:40 am
2 further things

BBC Breakfast just called a bloke in who tried to sail round the world to ask HIM how the Woman who lost het Mast and has been picked up by a Cargo Ship would feel like when she landed in Chile later today ?

He started with a kinda this kinda that and mention kinda like this 4 times in his first 2 sentences


So I kinda thought that bbc kinda were grasping at kinda straws asking this bloke kinda how the girl would kinda feel when she kinda got to Chile

Where do they kinda get these kinda people and kinda WHY ?

Yours kinda Victor kinda Meldrew !
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on December 14, 2018, 09:17:02 am
The original saying is "Cheap at TWICE the price" isn't it?
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Dutch Uncle on December 14, 2018, 10:31:38 am
Just looked it up and apparently ‘cheap at half the price’ is an attempt at humour.  It was a deliberate transformation of the street trader’s cry ‘cheap at twice the price’ so I guess as a nipper in Donny market I completely missed the joke.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: tommy toes on December 14, 2018, 08:41:08 pm
Instead of saying 'from the start' people are now saying 'from the get go.'
Another Americanism that winds me up.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: tommy toes on December 14, 2018, 08:46:19 pm
F**k me, I've just seen BST using it, but I'll forgive him as he's been right about Brexit from the get go.....I mean start.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: Donnywolf on December 15, 2018, 08:11:02 am
BBC Newswatch !!!! If you have ever seen it you will know why
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: RedJ on December 15, 2018, 09:25:38 am
Instead of saying 'from the start' people are now saying 'from the get go.'
Another Americanism that winds me up.

Americanisms in general.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on December 15, 2018, 07:33:22 pm
Americanisms. Period.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: adamtherover on December 18, 2018, 10:01:51 pm
Scottish people who type in the way they speak online. Christ it's as if they speak an entirely different language.
to be fair tho, I've seen folk type "LIKE" at the end of sentences on here tho. It's as mental written down as it is in spoken form, like!!.
Title: Re: What winds YOU up ?
Post by: big fat yorkshire pudding on December 18, 2018, 10:19:26 pm
BBC Newswatch !!!! If you have ever seen it you will know why

I must say it's a superb programme for the pedants though.

One for me today, shops.  Have a look round end of last week for a few gifts, go in to the store everything moved and half the stuff gone. It was in Scunthorpe ffs, there's hardly been a big rush.....