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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: bobjimwilly on October 05, 2018, 04:51:31 pm

Title: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: bobjimwilly on October 05, 2018, 04:51:31 pm

I went to the doctor complaining I felt like a supermarket.

He asked how long I had felt like this.

I said ever since I was Lidl.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Donnywolf on October 05, 2018, 07:57:22 pm

That asda be the funniest one ever !

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 05, 2018, 08:10:41 pm

If anyone asks if I laughed at that Aldi ny it.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: RedJ on October 06, 2018, 09:08:52 am

I'll Spar with anyone who didn't laugh.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Donnywolf on October 06, 2018, 10:45:04 am

My Pun still winning - nothing Budgen my opinion

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: RedRover45 on October 06, 2018, 02:52:40 pm

Mor rison to give it you then Wolfie..

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 07, 2018, 07:17:18 pm

Quote from: Donnywolf on October 06, 2018, 10:45:04 am

My Pun still winning - nothing Budgen my opinion

Alright, keep your Heron.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: RedJ on October 07, 2018, 08:13:11 pm

Just got to make One Stop then I'll knock you to Iceland.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Donnywolf on October 07, 2018, 08:51:32 pm

What if I dont Co-op erate?

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: tommy toes on October 07, 2018, 09:04:32 pm

Wait Rose them two are gunnerava fight

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 07, 2018, 09:12:13 pm

I'm not getting involved, I'm going for the Safeway out.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: turnbull for england on October 07, 2018, 09:37:20 pm

This is the gateway to worse puns

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: tommy toes on October 07, 2018, 09:48:54 pm

Well Boyes will be Boyes.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Donnywolf on October 08, 2018, 08:04:46 am

I reckon its time for this thread to Check out - its a basket case now - and Im off my Trolley maybe ?

Aisle see you next time - but 'till then

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 08, 2018, 08:24:07 am

The threads come to the end of its shelf life.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: RedJ on October 08, 2018, 08:31:06 am

It was past its sell by date already.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Donnywolf on October 08, 2018, 09:53:48 am

Its why they will never put BB in Jail - hes past his Cell By date as well  :evil:   !!!

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Bentley Bullet on October 08, 2018, 10:53:31 am

...... And Wolfie's jokes are past their Tell by date!   :P

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: turnbull for england on October 08, 2018, 11:59:47 am

thats Fine-Fare enough.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: bobjimwilly on October 08, 2018, 01:28:04 pm

Kwik, Save me from this thread!

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: Donnywolf on October 08, 2018, 02:32:14 pm

Quote from: bobjimwilly on October 08, 2018, 01:28:04 pm

Kwik, Save me from this thread!

You started it  :lol:

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: turnbull for england on October 08, 2018, 04:13:38 pm

It's a Premier thread

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: scawsby steve on October 08, 2018, 04:44:34 pm

What about them b*stards Fleetwood putting 4 goals in the Netto.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: i_ateallthepies on October 08, 2018, 05:41:58 pm

Hopefully this is a Grandway to finish the thread.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: drfchound on October 08, 2018, 09:55:54 pm

I just saw the title of this thread and came to check out what it was about.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: RedJ on October 08, 2018, 10:16:35 pm

You're off your trolley.

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: roversdude on October 09, 2018, 05:34:06 am

Tsk go and get your coat

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: tommy toes on October 09, 2018, 08:41:38 pm

This thread is Nisa than most on here.

(Edit: I'd forgotten Nisa existed. Went to Scarborough today for a breath of ozone. Lovely. On the way back passed a big white lorry with Nisa written on the side. First thing I thought of was this thread. Sad bar steward that I am.)

Title: Re: Jokes for the weekend
Post by: turnbull for england on October 09, 2018, 08:44:06 pm

Insane bury your head...