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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Donnywolf on November 02, 2018, 07:45:58 am

Title: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: Donnywolf on November 02, 2018, 07:45:58 am
.... announced yesterday !
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Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 07:55:32 am
Surprised at this one. There always seems to be a queue at the Frenchgate shop.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 08:45:34 am
I heard they reduced prices a bit to try to fillet.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 08:53:40 am
A mate of mine had a steak in it.
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Post by: Not Now Kato on November 02, 2018, 09:44:29 am
I always said they were for the chop.
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Post by: idler on November 02, 2018, 10:07:01 am
It does seem an offal mess.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 10:17:33 am
People probably used their local butcher instead of traipsing all the way to town for their meat.

Meat is quite heavy to carry, and people are put off when they liver long way from town.
Title: Re: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 11:13:35 am
Mr Crawshaw says they're closing due to him retiring....
" Soz  age has caught up with me. I'm on the silverside now. Too old for chasing a bit of skirt "
Title: Re: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 12:02:45 pm
Hope he wasn't cut off in his prime.
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Post by: darren61 on November 02, 2018, 12:57:20 pm
Hope he wasn't cut off in his prime.
I bet he still uses his sausage.
Title: Re: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: Donnywolf on November 02, 2018, 01:55:10 pm
I start a serious thread and get saddled with a load of puns - but cher cant complain I suppose !
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 02:21:52 pm
One or two posters including meat-hook a lot of time and effort to lighten up what is a sad story.
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Post by: Not Now Kato on November 02, 2018, 02:29:07 pm
The owner didn't mince his words about it though.
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Post by: RedJ on November 02, 2018, 02:48:11 pm
Hope you didn't have too much of a steak in its success.
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Post by: Not Now Kato on November 02, 2018, 03:26:51 pm
People shouldn't get themselves in a stew about it though.
Title: Re: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 04:51:28 pm
No chuck they'd have some cheek.
Hoping it's not too late to save their bacon, but I've heard the business is in hock and nobody wants to brisket by putting money in.
Title: Re: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 04:59:06 pm
.....mind you I've heard somebody spent all the profits on regularly getting a chick in to give him a ham shank.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 05:14:01 pm
Do you mean she used to pullet for him?
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Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 05:18:06 pm
Yes either that or a nice bit of tongue.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 02, 2018, 05:22:48 pm
Either way, it would get a bit messy, it'd need to have a capon.
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Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 05:28:52 pm
Maybe not if she got topside.
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Post by: idler on November 02, 2018, 08:08:34 pm
I thought that I'd have a butchers at this thread but now regret it.
Title: Re: Crawshaws in Admin too ...
Post by: tommy toes on November 02, 2018, 09:19:06 pm
Yeah it's a load of tripe.
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Post by: roversdude on November 03, 2018, 11:24:13 am
He said I kidney not it closing