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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Not Now Kato on November 21, 2018, 04:31:01 pm

Title: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.
Post by: Not Now Kato on November 21, 2018, 04:31:01 pm

 

He started counting, then fell asleep.

Title: Re: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.
Post by: tommy toes on November 21, 2018, 04:42:27 pm

Was he looking sheepish?

Title: Re: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.
Post by: drfchound on November 21, 2018, 04:47:30 pm

A Welsh mechanic was checking my car the other day and said I had blown a seal.
I said he had no need to talk as he probably shagged sheep.

Title: Re: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 21, 2018, 05:13:35 pm

The Welsh farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner.
"What the hell is this?" he screamed.
"Well," replied his wife, "If it's good enough for your girlfriend, then it's good enough for you!"

Title: Re: I asked my Welsh mate down the pub how many sexual partners he'd had.
Post by: shaun from thorne on November 21, 2018, 07:17:52 pm

Welsh man having his driving test
The examiner asked him if he could make a u turn
No he said but I can make it’s eye water