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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on December 22, 2018, 09:57:19 am

Title: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on December 22, 2018, 09:57:19 am
Mine has to be one of those kids chocolate smokers sets from my Grandma. They were very popular in the '60s and '70s, and kids loved them..... Unfortunately, I was 23 when I got mine.
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: RobTheRover on December 22, 2018, 10:32:27 am
I got given a bottle of Blue Stratos aftershave by my sister in law (.??  Is that right, my sisters's husband's sister)

I was 12
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: RedJ on December 22, 2018, 10:59:11 am
I got bought a cowboy/sheriff set by my aunt. I was 16.

The handcuffs were too weak to use for anything else, either.
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: Darren on December 22, 2018, 11:05:01 am
I was given a bottle of Hai Karate aftershave from my Grandma, i was 8yrs and nearly drowned myself in it on the first day back at school, my teacher made me get a wash.
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: Herbert Anchovy on December 22, 2018, 01:18:31 pm
Someone once bought my sister a flat pack book case from MFI!
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: roversdude on December 22, 2018, 05:43:25 pm
Could be worse my mate got a Rotherham shirt
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: Donnywolf on December 23, 2018, 07:03:06 am
Back in the days when we had it tough .... my worst present was a Pair of Football Boots

It was a whole year till next Christmas till I was given the Ball - maybe it was to teach me to be better without the Ball or be a future Fleetwood Player (who knows)
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on December 23, 2018, 10:03:42 am
Is that why they called you Cinderella or was that because you kept missing the ball throughout your unillustrious career?
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: tommy toes on December 27, 2018, 11:44:38 am
Mrs Toes bought me 15 bottles of craft beer this Christmas and I bought 8 more missen. Due to my son and his mates and Mrs Toes drunken friend there are 2 bottles of Spitfire left and I ain't had any so far.
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: NickDRFC on December 27, 2018, 01:11:53 pm
Mrs Toes bought me 15 bottles of craft beer this Christmas and I bought 8 more missen. Due to my son and his mates and Mrs Toes drunken friend there are 2 bottles of Spitfire left and I ain't had any so far.

If you’ve not had any in the 36-48 hours since you opened them I reckon you’ve only got yourself to blame!
Title: Re: What's your worst ever Christmas present?
Post by: tommy toes on December 27, 2018, 03:31:57 pm
Been drinking whisky, wine and gin instead. Was saving the beer for New Year's eve.