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Title: Four fonts walk into a bar
Post by: bobjimwilly on February 28, 2019, 09:38:58 am
The barman says, "Clear off you lot, we don't want your type in 'ere"
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Post by: Geoff Blakesley on February 28, 2019, 11:29:07 pm
Why is it 4 fonts ? sorry !
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Post by: NickDRFC on February 28, 2019, 11:34:04 pm
Fonts...type.

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe walk into a bar.

The barman jumps up - “Get out! I’m serving Narnia!”
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 01, 2019, 08:40:43 am
A screwdriver walks into a bar. The barman says "we've got a drink named after you". The screwdriver says "What Philip"?
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 01, 2019, 08:44:00 am
A woodworm walks into a bar. He says "is the bartender here"?
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Post by: i_ateallthepies on March 01, 2019, 07:11:07 pm
A man walks into a bar... OUCH!  it was an iron bar.  Courtesy of Tommy Cooper.
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Post by: phllvslc on March 01, 2019, 07:55:37 pm
A seal walked into a club.
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 01, 2019, 08:10:13 pm
A Roman walked into a bar, made a V sign and said "Five pints please".
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 01, 2019, 08:28:58 pm
A benefits cheat walks into a bar, the social security investigator says " where's your f**king wheelchair"?
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Post by: bobjimwilly on March 02, 2019, 12:03:43 pm
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
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Post by: NigelJ on March 12, 2019, 06:16:06 pm
Bart Simpson walked into a bar.

The bartender killed him.
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Post by: turnbull for england on March 12, 2019, 09:25:33 pm
Bloke walks into a bar, orders 5 double vodkas and slams them all, one after the other. Barman says 'you drank those fast', bloke says ', you would too if you had what I had have'  Oh dear says the barman 'what's that?     ' 45p ' says the bloke...