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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: SydneyRover on September 15, 2019, 03:11:58 pm

Title: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: SydneyRover on September 15, 2019, 03:11:58 pm
A footballer or boris johnson
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: DonnyOsmond on September 15, 2019, 03:31:57 pm
Depends on the player.
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: Bentley Bullet on September 15, 2019, 05:49:18 pm
If you were a footballer Syderney I'd choose Boris. Even if it was a footballer with more courage than you, someone with greater resolve and a fearless approach towards bullying opponents - Someone like, say, Andy Watson, I'd still pick Boris.

I'd also choose someone who doesn't plagiarise someone else's forum topics.
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: SydneyRover on September 15, 2019, 06:38:17 pm
I'd pick a footballer
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on September 15, 2019, 11:47:16 pm
I'd pick Boris too. Just so that I'd have the bas**rd where I can see him whilst I've got a rifle in my hand.
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on September 16, 2019, 12:04:23 am
I'd choose Johnson.

He'd tell me over and over and over again that we weren't in the trench and there were no enemies trying to kill me. So I'd either survive, or be in blissful ignorance right up until the moment the bullet scattered my brains around the trench.
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: drfchound on September 16, 2019, 08:20:32 am
I'd choose Johnson.

He'd tell me over and over and over again that we weren't in the trench and there were no enemies trying to kill me. So I'd either survive, or be in blissful ignorance right up until the moment the bullet scattered my brains around the trench.






Well at least you would have to be around to witness the aftermath.
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: glosterred on September 16, 2019, 10:10:45 am
I’d have these in the trench with me


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_Battalion


COYR
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on September 16, 2019, 11:39:39 am
a footballer rachel yankey  ....  i could fire my bullets to my hearts content  :chair:
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: idler on September 16, 2019, 11:42:41 am
a footballer rachel yankey  ....  i could fire my bullets to my hearts content  :chair:
Wouldn't Yankey be three years late though historically?
You'd be long gone by then.
Title: Re: Who would you trust to be in a trench with .................
Post by: jonnydog on September 16, 2019, 12:36:04 pm
a footballer rachel yankey  ....  i could fire my bullets to my hearts content  :chair:
Wouldn't Yankey be three years late though historically?
You'd be long gone by then.

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