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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: BillyStubbsTears on January 23, 2020, 08:14:17 pm

Title: Liverpool police station conversation.
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on January 23, 2020, 08:14:17 pm

Copper 1: Der's bin a break-in at der supermarket.

Copper 2: 'as der?

Copper 1: No. Tesco.

Title: Re: Liverpool police station conversation.
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on January 27, 2020, 12:47:36 am

18 year old Scouse lad comes home and says, "Hey da' I've gorra job at der Spar."

Dad: " 'As dah?"

Son: .........

Title: Re: Liverpool police station conversation.
Post by: Not Now Kato on January 27, 2020, 08:30:17 am

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door before, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.
 
After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
 
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."

"What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God.

"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!"

Title: Re: Liverpool police station conversation.
Post by: Metalmicky on January 29, 2020, 02:45:22 pm

Didn't want to start a new thread but thought this would amuse a few in here....... and it's Liverpool related

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/jan/28/david-squires-on-football-fixture-wars-fa-cup-carabao-liverpool-manchester-city?fbclid=IwAR0YPoe0aClM-yq-f3KNUCivQI0bQ3puCwYwHBQhsOR9mO6gTet1o4Sp3rM