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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on January 28, 2020, 12:16:37 pm

Title: Great Inventions
Post by: Bentley Bullet on January 28, 2020, 12:16:37 pm

I've invented a few things in the past, but unfortunately, when I've researched them I've found that someone has already thought of it.

Until now!

BACOrN Flakes! Corn Flakes flavoured with bacon!

You've heard it here first. It's the future.

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: drfchound on January 28, 2020, 05:06:33 pm

What about Beercan sandwiches.
Very popular in the West Indies I am told.

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: i_ateallthepies on January 29, 2020, 07:17:55 pm

I invented a chemical that will dissolve anything, was set to make my fortune but couldn't find anything to keep it in.

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: Donnywolf on January 29, 2020, 10:30:10 pm

Still think Thermos Flasks are the cleverest invention ever

I mean stick hot soup in and it stays hot or put chilled water in and it stays cold BUT how the hell does it know

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: SydneyRover on January 30, 2020, 03:15:02 am

that's funny DW   :lol:

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: Donnywolf on January 30, 2020, 06:18:39 am

Cheers SR - I always thought I was operating in a vacuum !

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: SydneyRover on January 30, 2020, 08:46:24 am

Never, you're posts are usually a good read

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: Bentley Bullet on January 30, 2020, 02:29:07 pm

I've also invented a breakfast cereal that gets rid of constipation. Better out than in........
Brexshit

Title: Re: Great Inventions
Post by: Iberian Red on January 30, 2020, 11:37:15 pm

I have one have home that just says 'Daft C%#t Dave'.
Is it the same one?