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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on March 03, 2020, 10:32:15 pm

Title: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 03, 2020, 10:32:15 pm

....I asked the assistant "What gets rid of Coronavirus?"

She said "Ammonia cleaner"

I said "I'm sorry, I thought you worked behind the counter"

Title: Re: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: The Red Baron on March 04, 2020, 11:11:12 am

I read that Coronavirus is susceptible to alcohol. Given the amount I've drunk over the years I should be immune.

Title: Re: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 11, 2020, 01:11:38 am

I heard about a bloke today who'd bought 500 gallons of hand sanitizer back in January.

I bet he's rubbing his hands together.

Title: Re: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: SydneyRover on March 11, 2020, 04:48:15 am

that's truly sick  :)

Title: Re: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 11, 2020, 09:54:18 am

Talking about a new take on cleanliness,  I went to a brothel in Amsterdam last week and a prozzie made me wash my old man in the sink.

It's the last time I'm taking my dad there.

Title: Re: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 11, 2020, 10:13:30 am

What's that coming over the hill, is it a punchline?

Title: Re: I Went Into The Chemists In Bentley Today
Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 11, 2020, 11:24:21 am

You laughed at me when I said I was going to be a comedian. You're not laughing now.