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Title: 3 word story
Post by: karldew on March 29, 2020, 03:02:24 pm
Pretty simple. Just add 3 words to continue the story....

This morning I
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Post by: bpoolrover on March 29, 2020, 03:03:18 pm
Had my breakfast
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 03:05:54 pm
Bacon and eggs.......
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 03:11:56 pm
with brown sauce
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Post by: Filo on March 29, 2020, 03:13:16 pm
Washed down with
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Post by: BillyStubbsTears on March 29, 2020, 03:14:20 pm
Bloody shite Cusack.
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 03:15:18 pm
Spoilt the story
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 03:22:40 pm
When, without warning,
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Post by: tommy toes on March 29, 2020, 03:31:10 pm
I felt a
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Post by: turnbull for england on March 29, 2020, 03:32:37 pm
Slight stirring below
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 03:37:56 pm
Outside, I heard
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Post by: tommy toes on March 29, 2020, 03:39:48 pm
Bentley bullet crying
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 03:45:52 pm
Into his wheelbarrow..
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 03:47:25 pm
Worrying in case
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Post by: Filo on March 29, 2020, 04:06:10 pm
BST shows him
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 04:15:33 pm
how to twist..
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Post by: Nudga on March 29, 2020, 04:31:27 pm
A hard on
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Post by: tommy toes on March 29, 2020, 04:45:35 pm
So that it
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Post by: RedRover45 on March 29, 2020, 04:53:12 pm
Breaks out in
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Post by: tommy toes on March 29, 2020, 04:55:32 pm
Horse hooves shaped
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 04:57:33 pm
Callouses all over
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 06:02:13 pm
soothed only by
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 06:04:24 pm
Being rubbed by
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 06:09:50 pm
BST’s oven glove..
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Post by: tommy toes on March 29, 2020, 06:14:07 pm
Liberally laced with
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 06:15:12 pm
Stimulating body lotion
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 06:16:10 pm
Oozing from his..
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Post by: Nudga on March 29, 2020, 06:18:04 pm
Wife's lady parts
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Post by: Filo on March 29, 2020, 06:22:10 pm
Dripping all over
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Post by: tyke1962 on March 29, 2020, 06:51:14 pm
Jamal Campbell Ryce
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Post by: IDM on March 29, 2020, 07:22:30 pm
When, without warning..
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Post by: drfchound on March 29, 2020, 07:37:03 pm
Releasing Ryces pudding
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Post by: phil old leake on March 29, 2020, 07:40:00 pm
Was spilt on
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 29, 2020, 08:05:54 pm
Ann Widdicombe's knickers.
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Post by: RedRover45 on March 29, 2020, 09:37:10 pm
The crotchless ones
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Post by: Filo on March 29, 2020, 09:39:15 pm
For quick entry
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Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on March 29, 2020, 09:39:35 pm
I got right
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Post by: RedRover45 on March 29, 2020, 09:52:47 pm
Up here trapdoor
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Post by: phil old leake on March 30, 2020, 03:59:55 pm
And got lost
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Post by: IDM on March 30, 2020, 04:05:54 pm
But then found..
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 30, 2020, 04:12:40 pm
Some f*cking cobwebs.
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Post by: bigbadjack on March 30, 2020, 04:15:23 pm
It looked like
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Post by: IDM on March 30, 2020, 04:18:37 pm
Ken Bates’ wallet
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Post by: drfchound on March 30, 2020, 04:48:29 pm
It was empty
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Post by: RedRover45 on March 30, 2020, 04:53:59 pm
Like his head
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 30, 2020, 05:08:19 pm
And his scrotum.
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Post by: IDM on March 30, 2020, 05:49:21 pm
After Nudga had
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Post by: idler on March 30, 2020, 06:32:56 pm
Had his fill.
Next he cried!
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Post by: roversdude on March 31, 2020, 08:31:11 am
Gerr it forrard
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 09:12:34 am
When, quite suddenly...
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Post by: SydneyRover on March 31, 2020, 09:29:19 am
over the horizon................
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 09:44:32 am
Spear in hand..
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Post by: SydneyRover on March 31, 2020, 09:56:37 am
and kitchen wipes
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 10:03:59 am
Strategically placed in..
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Post by: roversdude on March 31, 2020, 11:09:51 am
A furry box
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Post by: drfchound on March 31, 2020, 11:56:01 am
Not Anne again !
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Post by: SydneyRover on March 31, 2020, 12:00:33 pm
well Margeret's dead!
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on March 31, 2020, 03:11:40 pm
Wasn't well then!
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Post by: ravenrover on March 31, 2020, 04:24:53 pm
But it was
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 04:35:18 pm
Purple, and engorged..
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 31, 2020, 04:45:13 pm
Like Ron Jeremy's---
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 04:46:24 pm
Big toe, however..
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 31, 2020, 05:07:13 pm
Linda Lovelace said...
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 05:13:17 pm
Who’d like to..
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 31, 2020, 05:26:59 pm
Experiment with a...
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 05:34:58 pm
Cactus, and some..
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Post by: ravenrover on March 31, 2020, 05:42:11 pm
cheap ericaceous compost
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Post by: scawsby steve on March 31, 2020, 05:46:47 pm
Which could cause...
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Post by: drfchound on March 31, 2020, 06:06:10 pm
Horrible growing pains
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Post by: Donnywolf on March 31, 2020, 06:09:50 pm
like Willy Thorne
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Post by: drfchound on March 31, 2020, 06:10:34 pm
With red balls
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Post by: bigbadjack on March 31, 2020, 08:27:30 pm
That tasted like
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Post by: IDM on March 31, 2020, 09:16:15 pm
Two freshly squeezed..
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Post by: SydneyRover on March 31, 2020, 10:18:58 pm
hamsters with herpes
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Post by: bigbadjack on April 23, 2020, 07:08:01 pm
But not actually
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Post by: drfchound on April 23, 2020, 10:18:58 pm
Hamsters with herpes
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Post by: rtid88 on April 24, 2020, 05:11:05 pm
But a penguin
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Post by: idler on April 24, 2020, 07:07:32 pm
Took the biscuit.
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Post by: drfchound on April 24, 2020, 07:19:38 pm
and gave it
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Post by: idler on April 24, 2020, 07:46:14 pm
To Mark Weaver.
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Post by: drfchound on April 24, 2020, 07:51:50 pm
A new goalkeeper
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Post by: Monkcaster_Rover on April 29, 2020, 06:35:09 am
Who looked like
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Post by: Ldr on April 29, 2020, 07:26:44 am
Billy Stubbs Tears
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Post by: IDM on April 29, 2020, 09:05:56 am
Mounting Bentley bullet..
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Post by: drfchound on April 29, 2020, 05:11:44 pm
With an agenda
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Post by: IDM on April 29, 2020, 06:43:10 pm
Of politicians’ lies..
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 29, 2020, 07:07:14 pm
As one-sided
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Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 29, 2020, 07:08:16 pm
As Michael McIndoe.
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Post by: drfchound on April 29, 2020, 07:09:59 pm
The leftie whinger