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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Not Now Kato on May 31, 2020, 10:40:12 am

Title: Karma, if only
Post by: Not Now Kato on May 31, 2020, 10:40:12 am
A Farmer in Barnard Castle sees Dominic Cummings drinking from a feeder stream to the river & shouts:
"Ey-up Sithee! Tha dunt orta be avin non'o that, it's full'a Oss piss an Coo shit".
Dominic says:
"I'm from London and popped up to self-isolate in my parents property down the road in Durham, I didn't catch that, can you speak bit slower please".
The Farmer replies:
"If - you - use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: selby on May 31, 2020, 05:57:24 pm
NNk looks like Rosie Duffield got up close and comfy, maybe used her whip, says she went for a long walk, but hey I bet it was a long orgasm really.
  Should she be sacked? the little hussy.
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: Not Now Kato on May 31, 2020, 06:01:56 pm
Quote from: selby on May 31, 2020, 05:57:24 pm
NNk looks like Rosie Duffield got up close and comfy, maybe used her whip, says she went for a long walk, but hey I bet it was a long orgasm really.
  Should she be sacked? the little hussy.

She, quite rightly, resigned; unlike the spineless lying t**t you appear to rate!
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 31, 2020, 06:07:57 pm
Quote from: selby on May 31, 2020, 05:57:24 pm
NNk looks like Rosie Duffield got up close and comfy, maybe used her whip, says she went for a long walk, but hey I bet it was a long orgasm really.
  Should she be sacked? the little hussy.

Christ, it's like the back end of the 20th century never happened.
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: selby on May 31, 2020, 07:05:16 pm
She has got caught out with the age old problem of slippy knickers, and had the front to call out Cummings thinking she had got away with it, another I wouldn't touch or trust as far as I could throw her.
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on May 31, 2020, 07:45:46 pm
Hello? Is that The Wheeltappers and Shunters Club? I've got a turn for you.
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: Not Now Kato on May 31, 2020, 08:11:27 pm
Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on May 31, 2020, 07:45:46 pm
Hello? Is that The Wheeltappers and Shunters Club? I've got a turn for you.

I think it must be the medicine he's on - there's no other rational explanation.
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 31, 2020, 11:04:54 pm
Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on May 31, 2020, 07:45:46 pm
Hello? Is that The Wheeltappers and Shunters Club? I've got a turn for you.

Wheeltappers and Shunters Club might be classed as shit on reflection, but is the world Really any better now?
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: wilts rover on June 01, 2020, 03:39:12 am
Quote from: selby on May 31, 2020, 07:05:16 pm
She has got caught out with the age old problem of slippy knickers, and had the front to call out Cummings thinking she had got away with it, another I wouldn't touch or trust as far as I could throw her.

The bloke that has written this is a Johnson fanboy.

Him who wont tell us how many children he has from how many affairs.

And who failed to attend 5 COBRA meetings with the country on the verge of a pandemic that was about to kill 10's of thousands of its own citizens because he was sorting out his latest divorce.

Are you a hypocrite? Or misogynist? Or both?
Title: Re: Karma, if only
Post by: SydneyRover on June 01, 2020, 04:00:36 am
I don't think this is the right forum to be airing your personal life selby  :)