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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on November 26, 2020, 09:08:28 pm

Title: New Party
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 26, 2020, 09:08:28 pm
Just for a bit of fun to help us through the next month or two before the vaccinations return us back to some form of normality, if we were to start a Viking political party to fight the next general election, and you wanted a knowledgeable, articulate, honest, no-nonsense voice of reason to lead it, who would you have as my deputy leader?
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: DonnyOsmond on November 26, 2020, 09:44:27 pm
Axholme Lion
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: drfchound on November 26, 2020, 09:46:31 pm
BB, don’t you think it would be more appropriate to appoint a senior advisor first, you know, so you didn’t have do anything or make any decisions.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: idler on November 26, 2020, 10:36:50 pm
Mad Mick, or maybe Carling. They’ve both done the wilderness years now.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 09:19:25 am
BB, don’t you think it would be more appropriate to appoint a senior advisor first, you know, so you didn’t have do anything or make any decisions.

Good idea Hound, who would you suggest? Is that a personal application?
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Axholme Lion on November 27, 2020, 11:16:16 am
'We are on the brink of a new era, if only...'

Ten points for anyone who knows which TV drama that political quote is from.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: belton rover on November 27, 2020, 01:49:48 pm
As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Axholme Lion on November 27, 2020, 01:59:33 pm
As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

I don't mind with anyone's secretary.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 02:02:14 pm
As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Axholme Lion on November 27, 2020, 02:47:25 pm
As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

 :ohmy: That wasn't the sort of secretary I had in mind! :lol:
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: belton rover on November 27, 2020, 02:48:17 pm
As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

Bonus
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: belton rover on November 27, 2020, 02:49:33 pm
This is where you and I differ, Al.
You’re just too picky.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Axholme Lion on November 27, 2020, 02:52:20 pm
This is where you and I differ, Al.
You’re just too picky.

Over to you then mate!  :)
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: scawsby steve on November 27, 2020, 08:35:18 pm
As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

All because I said "I'll be f*cked if I'm joining BB's new Party".
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: scawsby steve on November 27, 2020, 08:45:59 pm
Actually, I'm suggesting Wolfie as Party Treasurer. Anyone with the amount of mothballs in his wallet that he has must be shrewd with finances.
Title: Re: New Party
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 09:40:00 pm

As someone regularly accused of talking b*llocks, not answering the question or knowing how to debate sensibly, I would like to be considered as your No 2 please, Bentley. And I wouldn’t mind shagging my secretary, either.

Mmm. I was thinking of making Scawsby Steve the deputy's secretary.

All because I said "I'll be f*cked if I'm joining BB's new Party".

I wouldn't dream of calling the party BB's party. It's the party for everyone. It is The 'British Bulldog' party.

Or BB party for short!

Title: Re: New Party
Post by: belton rover on November 27, 2020, 10:34:11 pm
In that case, where’s Hound?