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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:23:58 pm

Title: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:23:58 pm
It's with a heavy heart I just want to say that I have been diagnosed with an addiction to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than our lass.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: Campsall rover on November 27, 2020, 07:35:55 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:23:58 pm
It's with a heavy heart I just want to say that I have been diagnosed with an addiction to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than our lass.
We all wanted to know that BB
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: Janso on November 27, 2020, 07:36:41 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:23:58 pm
It's with a heavy heart I just want to say that I have been diagnosed with an addiction to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than our lass.

At least if she kicks you out, you'll have no trouble pitching a tent.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: NickDRFC on November 27, 2020, 07:43:34 pm
Just make sure you swallow the pills quickly, you don’t want to end up with a stiff neck.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: scawsby steve on November 27, 2020, 07:43:55 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:23:58 pm
It's with a heavy heart I just want to say that I have been diagnosed with an addiction to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than our lass.

With Ann Widdicombe, I need a whole f*cking packet of them.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: selby on November 27, 2020, 07:44:26 pm
 Don't be so hard on yourself BB
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:52:28 pm
I've tried acting normal as if there's nowt wrong but it sticks out a mile.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: Dagenham Rover on November 27, 2020, 08:39:18 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:52:28 pm
I've tried acting normal as if there's nowt wrong but it sticks out a mile.

You wish 3 inches more like
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 08:45:22 pm
Quote from: Dagenham Rover on November 27, 2020, 08:39:18 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on November 27, 2020, 07:52:28 pm
I've tried acting normal as if there's nowt wrong but it sticks out a mile.

You wish 3 inches more like

3 inches? Viagra might be good but I doubt it makes it THAT wide.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: belton rover on November 27, 2020, 09:01:30 pm
Tried Viagra eye drops last night.

They made me look reyte hard.
Title: Re: With A Heavy Heart
Post by: IDM on November 27, 2020, 09:23:04 pm
Reminds me to dig out some drawing pins to help stick up Christmas decs..