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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on February 01, 2021, 09:52:25 pm
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers.
"I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone.
"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.
"What about you, Arnie?" they asked...
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I don’t get it. Which symphony did Hasta la Vista write?
But on a more serious note. I had an interview today.
The interviewer was concerned about three missing years on my CV. I explained “Oh yes, that’s when I went to Yale.”
To which he replied “Yale? That’s very impressive - I’d like to offer you the position.”
“That’s fantastic!” I said, “I really need this yob!”
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Good yoke.
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On the subject of "punning" there was a Pun Competition in Local paper last week with a good first prize
I entered 10 times and some were good and I expected one of them to win the thing but unfortunately no pun in 10 did !
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I went to the supermarket yesterday. The bloke in front of me had a trolley full of San Miguel and paella ready meals.
Hispanic buying.