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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am

Title: Government Probe
Post by: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am: The government Is worried that men's penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to put a Leeds United sticker in their Car window.
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: ravenrover on June 14, 2021, 07:36:00 pm: Thought this was about The Clown and Carrie Antoinette
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: scawsby steve on June 14, 2021, 08:57:41 pm: Quote from: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am
The government Is worried that men's penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to put a Leeds United sticker in their Car window.

That first sentence is dead true, BB; mine's shrunk to 9 inches recently.

Ms Widdicombe's getting concerned.
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: DRCraig on June 14, 2021, 10:13:54 pm: 9 inches ?. LOL. Is that all ?.
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 10:22:20 pm: Quote from: scawsby steve on June 14, 2021, 08:57:41 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on June 14, 2021, 09:22:00 am
The government Is worried that men's penises are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is, they have asked all men with penises smaller than 3 inches to put a Leeds United sticker in their Car window.

That first sentence is dead true, BB; mine's shrunk to 9 inches recently.

Ms Widdicombe's getting concerned.

I hope you've got your name down for organ donation SS. You'll make a trio of L**ds fans very happy.
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: belton rover on June 15, 2021, 02:55:15 pm: I’ve got that Welsh railway station tattooed along the length of my John Thomas.

Rhyl.
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: ravenrover on June 15, 2021, 03:00:01 pm: The old one
Why have got LUDO tattooed on your knob?
Cos when I get an erection it actually says Llandudno
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: Bentley Bullet on June 15, 2021, 03:05:55 pm: Quote from: belton rover on June 15, 2021, 02:55:15 pm
I’ve got that Welsh railway station tattooed along the length of my John Thomas.

Rhyl.

Nice station is Rhyl.
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: Dutch Uncle on June 15, 2021, 03:31:24 pm: When I first saw this thread it was unfortunately placed just above another thread now further below:

Government Probe ......Critically endangered 'Bum-Breathing' turtles :ohmy:
Title: Re: Government Probe
Post by: idler on June 15, 2021, 04:16:58 pm: Quote from: Dutch Uncle on June 15, 2021, 03:31:24 pm
When I first saw this thread it was unfortunately placed just above another thread now further below:

Government Probe ......Critically endangered 'Bum-Breathing' turtles :ohmy:
I wonder if these turtles suffer with bad breath? :huh: :huh: