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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Sprotyrover on October 07, 2021, 09:41:27 pm

Title: New type of Wasp
Post by: Sprotyrover on October 07, 2021, 09:41:27 pm
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Just been stung by one of these it's a parasitic wasp, I thought it was some sort of exotic fly and Being sat contemplating I got some toilet paper and sqidged it, the little sod went down fighting and stung me. Apparently they are new to the Uk and have moved up from Kent where they were first seen in 2015.
Just thought I would let you know in case any kids get stung quite distinctive but small and seemingly harmless.
Lymantrichneumon disparis

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Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: DRCraig on October 07, 2021, 10:16:54 pm
Not been stung for a few years.
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: Sprotyrover on October 07, 2021, 10:27:24 pm
Doesn't look like a wasp hence the post.
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: ColinDouglasHandshake on October 08, 2021, 10:58:12 am
Yeah. Let's kill things because we don't like them. Nice approach.  :blink:

Maybe we could apply the same principle to Boris Johnson?

Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: SydneyRover on October 08, 2021, 11:07:08 am
If I was on the bog and johnson appeared I'd definitely squash him.
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: ColinDouglasHandshake on October 08, 2021, 11:33:03 am
If I was on the bog and johnson appeared I'd definitely squash him.

I think i'd incapacitate him first by spraying him with Lynx, talc and hairspray to see if that worked. He'd suffer for longer. Just like a lot of people have for 18 months under his draconian and punitive Covid measures.

Then i'd splat him anyway. Dead or alive.   :clapping: :clapping: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: roversdude on October 08, 2021, 09:40:30 pm
That in Sprotbrough Sproty (seems daft asking but)
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: ColinDouglasHandshake on October 08, 2021, 09:55:22 pm
Agree. They are just run by people who are clinically insane though.
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: River Don on October 08, 2021, 10:05:36 pm
Yep, very funny.

But seeing specious like this entering our spaces. It's not so good is it?

Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: Dagenham Rover on October 08, 2021, 10:48:20 pm
 
If I was on the bog and johnson appeared I'd definitely squash him.

I think i'd incapacitate him first by spraying him with Lynx, talc and hairspray to see if that worked. He'd suffer for longer. Just like a lot of people have for 18 months under his draconian and punitive Covid measures. 
Then i'd splat him anyway. Dead or alive.   :clapping: :clapping: :thumbsup:

Not half as draconian as some of the other countries  Australia and New Zealand spring to mind both islands as well ..... :whistle:
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: SydneyRover on October 08, 2021, 11:18:32 pm
No country holds the bragging rights to human rights, few countries elect outright racists to their parliament and deport their own citizens. Australia has no legs when it comes to the treatment (in defiance of the UN treaty) of refugees, the UK doesn't need to follow them down that path.
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: SydneyRover on October 08, 2021, 11:33:52 pm
Here's a clash of the titans 5th photo down

https://www.bbc.com/news/in-pictures-58828861
Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: ColinDouglasHandshake on October 08, 2021, 11:47:48 pm
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Title: Re: New type of Wasp
Post by: Sprotyrover on October 09, 2021, 11:39:03 am
That in Sprotbrough Sproty (seems daft asking but)
Aye it's taken them 5 years to move North!