Viking Supporters Co-operative
Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Not Now Kato on February 15, 2022, 04:05:06 pm
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I have a little Sat Nav, it sits there in my car.
A Sat Nav is a driver's friend it tells you where you are.
I have a little Sat Nav, I've had it most my life.
It's better than the normal ones, my Sat Nav is my wife.
It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
"It's sixty miles an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five!".
It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
And tells me that it's never, ever, safe to overtake.
It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
It lists the vehicles up in front, and all those to the rear.
And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed.
It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.