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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: BillyStubbsTears on April 27, 2022, 02:42:43 pm

Title: Who's the...
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on April 27, 2022, 02:42:43 pm
...w**ker in the House?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: mugnapper on April 27, 2022, 02:56:08 pm
Wait for the 'froth' and 'don't you know there's a war on' comments.
Can they get much worse?
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: normal rules on April 27, 2022, 05:13:01 pm
I wonder if it’s the same mp who was the anon source over “leg gate”
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: selby on April 28, 2022, 10:37:27 am
  If Starmer were speaking at the time you would wouldn't you, and claim mitigating circumstances.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Metalmicky on April 28, 2022, 10:43:38 am
...w**ker in the House?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

TBF - you wouldn't be struggling for candidates.....
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: drfchound on April 28, 2022, 02:49:50 pm
Another one put his name forward, a Shadow Minister i hear.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Filo on April 28, 2022, 03:12:35 pm
Another one put his name forward, a Shadow Minister i hear.

It would be difficult for a Tory MP to see a Shadow Minster phine screen, given they sit opposite each other
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: ravenrover on April 28, 2022, 03:20:30 pm
I think he might be referring to a different allegation from a female Labour MP regarding a Shadow Minister
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: ravenrover on April 28, 2022, 03:25:16 pm
Perhaps it was this chap ?
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: drfchound on April 28, 2022, 03:25:49 pm
Another one put his name forward, a Shadow Minister i hear.

It would be difficult for a Tory MP to see a Shadow Minster phine screen, given they sit opposite each other

Not on the right track mate.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on April 29, 2022, 04:22:06 am
...w**ker in the House?



https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61245040

Going solely on Tory MP's surnames ....Peter Bottomley ?
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: albie on April 29, 2022, 05:31:28 pm
The w*nker of the Parrish gave an interview earlier in the week on this very topic;
https://twitter.com/PoliticsJOE_UK/status/1520061196895932418

Longer uncut version on YouTube:
https://t.co/QHBK3lQqT7

Comedy Gold!
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: drfchound on April 29, 2022, 05:44:13 pm
It’s gone very quiet about the Labour Shadow Cabinet front bencher who suggested inappropriate things to the Welsh Labour MP who was sat next to him.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: SydneyRover on April 29, 2022, 08:29:00 pm
''In a statement, the 65-year-old MP said he would be “cooperating fully with any investigation”. He later told reporters that he may have accidentally opened a pornographic video in the Commons and said he will quit as an MP if found guilty''

''I accidentally typed in porn and then blow me I did it again''

Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on April 29, 2022, 08:32:12 pm
News tonight said they'd removed the whip. No word about the butt plug.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on April 29, 2022, 09:57:33 pm
''In a statement, the 65-year-old MP said he would be “cooperating fully with any investigation”. He later told reporters that he may have accidentally opened a pornographic video in the Commons and said he will quit as an MP if found guilty''

''I accidentally typed in porn and then blow me I did it again''

na he typed into google "chess pawn"  and it went to "chest porn"  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 29, 2022, 10:26:18 pm
I heard he was googling the Born Free Foundation and put a P instead of a B.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 29, 2022, 10:33:52 pm
I also heard a different story. Apparently, he was reading up on Israel and didn't realise he was on a spoonerism site when he typed in 'West Bank.'
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Glyn_Wigley on April 30, 2022, 12:04:45 pm
''In a statement, the 65-year-old MP said he would be “cooperating fully with any investigation”. He later told reporters that he may have accidentally opened a pornographic video in the Commons and said he will quit as an MP if found guilty''

''I accidentally typed in porn and then blow me I did it again''



Presumably he also 'accidentally' carried on watching it instead of turning it off so he can find what he was 'actually' searching for...
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: SydneyRover on April 30, 2022, 12:09:59 pm
Yep, all he has to do is hand his phone over to any newspaper and the public will be able to see what he's been getting paid for.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: phil old leake on April 30, 2022, 03:27:16 pm
At the moment Billy the list is too big to list

Not only wxxxers but major hypocrites as well
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: belton rover on May 03, 2022, 05:26:18 pm
I watched some really weird porn the other day - it was just a fat, naked bloke, sat in an armchair crying and having a w**k.

Then I realised I’d not turned the telly on.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: albie on May 03, 2022, 05:32:00 pm
I thought the fella was only lusting after tractors!

Still should not be doing it at work, though.
Lets face it, there's nowt better than a gleaming tractor to raise the spirits.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on May 03, 2022, 06:04:05 pm
It depends on his case history.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: MachoMadness on May 03, 2022, 06:25:00 pm
It sounds unbelievable but I once knew a bloke who had the same issue. Was just weirdly into tractors, couldn't stop looking them up. Loved the things. He eventually got over his habit and can't stand the the things now, but all he does is sit in the bathroom, breathing in steam and blowing it out the window.

It's a sad life for an ex tractor fan.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: belton rover on May 03, 2022, 09:16:38 pm
I saw a magic tractor once.

It turned into a field.
Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on May 04, 2022, 01:53:39 am
It sounds unbelievable but I once knew a bloke who had the same issue. Was just weirdly into tractors, couldn't stop looking them up. Loved the things. He eventually got over his habit and can't stand the the things now, but all he does is sit in the bathroom, breathing in steam and blowing it out the window.

It's a sad life for an ex tractor fan.

if he ever gets a change of mind instead of following Ipswich Town  as a "last straw" he could support the "grass roots" Tractor team ...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massey_Ferguson_F.C.

Full name   Massey Ferguson Football Club
Nickname(s)   The Tractormen
Founded   1956

Title: Re: Who's the...
Post by: SydneyRover on May 04, 2022, 04:09:34 am
johnson headline in the Tele:

'Having set fire to the economy I'll try to beat out the flames'