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Title: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 20, 2022, 11:58:28 pm
50 years ago, the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: danumdon on July 21, 2022, 12:08:49 am
50 years ago, the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

The Haynes manual for a car of today would have to have an appendix so big for the health and safety and PPE requirements that it would dwarf the actual technical sections.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: mugnapper on July 21, 2022, 10:16:32 am
On The Chase the other day, they asked a 20 year old woman 'Into which sea does the River Rhine flow'? She said 'I have never heard of the River Rhine', which seeing as she was in the 2nd year of a Geography degree, left me open mouthed.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: mugnapper on July 21, 2022, 10:18:39 am
Mind you they asked a 40 year old woman 'What continent does the Football organisation UEFA have as its logo'?
She answered 'the Isle of Man'?
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: DonnyOsmond on July 21, 2022, 01:35:20 pm
Mind you they asked a 40 year old woman 'What continent does the Football organisation UEFA have as its logo'?
She answered 'the Isle of Man'?

Millennials, eh?
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: Bristol Red Rover on July 22, 2022, 08:44:55 pm
50 years ago, the owner's manual of a car showed you how to adjust the valves. Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.
Yup, battery fluid ain't what it used to be :-/
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: SydneyRover on July 22, 2022, 10:20:05 pm
All that trouble to take out the battery when there are taps nowadays
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 23, 2022, 12:45:12 am
The police should be dealing with this. Anyone who drinks battery fluid should be charged.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: tommy toes on July 23, 2022, 09:50:58 am
..... Or become terminally ill.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 23, 2022, 10:16:32 am
The police should be dealing with this. Anyone who drinks battery fluid should be charged.
They should spend a night in the cells.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: SydneyRover on July 23, 2022, 01:12:33 pm
The police should be dealing with this. Anyone who drinks battery fluid should be charged.
They should spend a night in the cells.

but what if the current situation is not their volt?
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: tommy toes on July 23, 2022, 01:17:46 pm
The police should be dealing with this. Anyone who drinks battery fluid should be charged.
They should spend a night in the cells.

but what if the current situation is not their volt?
:unsure:

Ohmy god that would be a negative.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: belton rover on July 23, 2022, 02:05:09 pm
They should be made to go to AA meetings
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 23, 2022, 02:59:28 pm
This thread's gone flat.
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: eric the red on July 23, 2022, 07:00:14 pm
What shape should it be?
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: roversdude on July 23, 2022, 11:29:36 pm
Are you positive
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: SydneyRover on July 24, 2022, 12:25:34 am
there's a few here been on the laughing gauss and could be sent ohm early
Title: Re: If You Think You Are Smarter Than The Previous Generation...
Post by: danumdon on July 24, 2022, 09:56:17 am
Watt a load of nonsense.