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Title: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: Not Now Kato on July 26, 2022, 10:35:15 am: Ian
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: belton rover on July 26, 2022, 02:20:31 pm: Quote from: Not Now Kato on July 26, 2022, 10:35:15 am

Ian
I saw a magic tractor the other day.

It turned into a field.
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: belton rover on July 26, 2022, 02:33:07 pm: And I had a magic dog.

It was a labracadabrador.
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: phil old leake on July 26, 2022, 04:34:30 pm: Did you hear about the angry magician

He pulled his hair out
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 26, 2022, 04:46:38 pm: I said to this bird in a pub in Bentley a few years ago... " My mystic mind tells me you're not wearing any knickers."

"I am!" she said.

"Bugger," I said, "I must be an hour fast"
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on July 27, 2022, 03:37:51 pm: Quote from: Bentley Bullet on July 26, 2022, 04:46:38 pm
I said to this bird in a pub in Bentley a few years ago... " My mystic mind tells me you're not wearing any knickers."

"I am!" she said.

"Bugger," I said, "I must be an hour fast"

Did you bore the pants off her?
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: Bentley Bullet on July 27, 2022, 05:02:44 pm: Quote from: BillyStubbsTears on July 27, 2022, 03:37:51 pm
Quote from: Bentley Bullet on July 26, 2022, 04:46:38 pm
I said to this bird in a pub in Bentley a few years ago... &quot; My mystic mind tells me you're not wearing any knickers.&quot;

&quot;I am!&quot; she said.

&quot;Bugger,&quot; I said, &quot;I must be an hour fast&quot;

Did you bore the pants off her?
Only when I told her my name was BillyStubbsTears and showed her 'my' contributions to this site.
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: drfchound on July 27, 2022, 07:58:04 pm: Touché.
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: Colemans Left Hook on July 29, 2022, 12:55:36 pm: what do you call a magic mushroom that has lost its magic
Title: Re: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
Post by: belton rover on July 29, 2022, 02:09:01 pm: Quote from: Colemans Left Hook on July 29, 2022, 12:55:36 pm
what do you call a magic mushroom that has lost its magic

A waste of a weekend camping on the moors.