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Viking Chat => Off Topic => Topic started by: Not Now Kato on August 23, 2022, 01:54:42 pm

Title: I went to our local Curry house a couple of nights ago.
Post by: Not Now Kato on August 23, 2022, 01:54:42 pm

 
I said to the waiter "I'll have a Chicken Tarka".
The bemused waiter replied "What's that sir, I've never heard of it?".
I said "Well, it's a lot like a Chicken Tikka, only 'otter".

I went again yesterday, apparently they sell curried pelican.


It tastes fine, but the bill you get is huge.
 
 :coat:

Title: Re: I went to our local Curry house a couple of nights ago.
Post by: Donnywolf on August 24, 2022, 08:25:08 am

I bought a vinyl record of Wasp sounds yesterday. When I played it last night, it sounded nothing like wasps.

Then I realised .....


I was playing the Bee side.

Title: Re: I went to our local Curry house a couple of nights ago.
Post by: SydneyRover on August 24, 2022, 09:18:03 pm

so I said to the French waiter with a limp, do you ave a sorbonne

Title: Re: I went to our local Curry house a couple of nights ago.
Post by: tommy toes on August 24, 2022, 10:43:31 pm

Reminds me of one of my famous non-jokes.
 'Can I have a crocodile sandwich, but take your time there's no rush.'
Copywright CH 1989.