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Title: Governed by children
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on April 05, 2024, 09:39:39 am
Sweet f**king Jesus, who ARE these people who have been elected Tory MPs recently?


https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68731683

"Ooh! Ooh! I sent someone I didn't know a picture of my cock and then it's not fair cos they blackmailed me into giving them the contact details of loads of other MPs!"

What f**king planet do they live on?

He had to do it because "They had compromising information on me." Of COURSE they did. YOU sent them a picture of your cock.
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Colin C No.3 on April 05, 2024, 10:07:44 am
Fellow conservative MP Bob Seely has “great sympathy” for Mr Wragg stating “I’m afraid this is part of modern day politics….”.

He’s afraid! I’m f***ing petrified if that’s the ‘norm’ in Westminster!
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: ravenrover on April 05, 2024, 01:16:52 pm
Hunt with the silemt C
Jeremy Hunt praises William Wragg for 'courageous' apology after admitting to sharing MPs' phone numbers with dating app contact
WHAT!!!!!! He should be calling for his resignation, not for being Gay, but for giving out personal info of other people
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Sprotyrover on April 05, 2024, 01:31:22 pm
Hunt with the silemt C
Jeremy Hunt praises William Wragg for 'courageous' apology after admitting to sharing MPs' phone numbers with dating app contact
WHAT!!!!!! He should be calling for his resignation, not for being Gay, but for giving out personal info of other people
I think we belong to a different generation Raven!
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: turnbull for england on April 05, 2024, 01:47:32 pm
Nothing to with generations. In a position of power and influence he's put 12 of his 'friends ' and colleagues at risk because he's too much of a coward to accept the responsibility of the fact he's sent a picture of his tackle to a stranger .  If hes folded at that he's hardly likely to much cop when chips are down in his day job
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Sprotyrover on April 05, 2024, 02:09:21 pm
Nothing to with generations. In a position of power and influence he's put 12 of his 'friends ' and colleagues at risk because he's too much of a coward to accept the responsibility of the fact he's sent a picture of his tackle to a stranger .  If hes folded at that he's hardly likely to much cop when chips are down in his day job
Chips or Pants?
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: danumdon on April 05, 2024, 02:17:36 pm
Plain and simple cretin, why are the houses of parliament occupied by chancers and shyster's.

If there not fiddling their expenses, flipping their mortgages or defrauding the IR they are pursuing their deviant activities at the taxpayers expense.

Not fit for purpose.

Any nation worth its salt should be revolting by now.
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: scawsby steve on April 05, 2024, 05:32:18 pm
I never show a pic of my privates on dating apps. I just show the lucky ladies a pic of my boatrace.

They usually reach for the smelling salts and close down all communication.
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Bentley Bullet on April 05, 2024, 05:42:18 pm
I never show a pic of my privates on dating apps. I just show the lucky ladies a pic of my boatrace.

They usually reach for the smelling salts and close down all communication.
Do you still use the same chat-up line, telling them you're Brad Pitt's brother, Cess?
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Sprotyrover on April 05, 2024, 10:08:23 pm
I remember the personal adverts page in the Free Press in days of yore.”
Attractive late middle aged lady with GSOH financially independent, would like to meet similar minded Male aged between 18 and 21.!
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Filo on April 06, 2024, 09:01:13 am
I remember the personal adverts page in the Free Press in days of yore.”
Attractive late middle aged lady with GSOH financially independent, would like to meet similar minded Male aged between 18 and 21.!

Did you reply?
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Pancho Regan on April 06, 2024, 09:06:38 am
I remember the personal adverts page in the Free Press in days of yore.”
Attractive late middle aged lady with GSOH financially independent, would like to meet similar minded Male aged between 18 and 21.!

Did you reply?

No, it was HIS advert.

Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Sprotyrover on April 06, 2024, 12:31:14 pm
I remember the personal adverts page in the Free Press in days of yore.”
Attractive late middle aged lady with GSOH financially independent, would like to meet similar minded Male aged between 18 and 21.!

Did you reply?
Did I reply! I was too terrified!
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: Bristol Red Rover on April 06, 2024, 01:21:22 pm
I recall the one that went, "Podgy 55 year old Cornish American schoolboy with interest in buses and learning guitar, £350m a week to spare, looking for anyone to make him feel special, ownership of a comb a bonus."
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: IDM on April 09, 2024, 09:49:33 pm
I never show a pic of my privates on dating apps. I just show the lucky ladies a pic of my boatrace.

They usually reach for the smelling salts and close down all communication.
Do you still use the same chat-up line, telling them you're Brad Pitt's brother, Cess?

Thought it was William Pitt.??
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: ravenrover on April 10, 2024, 04:22:29 pm
Did I hear correctly that Wragg has now resigned as a Tory MP?
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: BillyStubbsTears on April 10, 2024, 05:46:10 pm
Did I hear correctly that Wragg has now resigned as a Tory MP?

Yep.

They tried the "Let's all feel sorry for him" line and it didn't work. So they had a quiet word with him and told him to f**k off.
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: TonySoprano on April 10, 2024, 06:51:20 pm
It was a honey trap, classic espionage.
Wonder of it was China, Russia, or someone else ?
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: scawsby steve on April 10, 2024, 08:05:36 pm
Another by-election then. Another Tory seat lost.

Why the f*ck doesn't Sunak just call a GE and get it over with.
Title: Re: Governed by children
Post by: albie on April 10, 2024, 08:13:26 pm
No, he has just resigned the Tory whip;
A party spokesperson said: “Following Will Wragg’s decision to step back from his roles on the Public Accounts and 1922 committees, he has also notified the chief whip that he is voluntarily relinquishing the Conservative whip.”

It now means Mr Wragg sits in Parliament as an independent MP, continuing to draw his salary.